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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #105 on: May 15, 2007, 09:14:32 pm »
PARTICIPANTS NEEDED

Procedure:

  • Get yourself really close to orgasm
  • Immediately prior to orgasm, click on one of the following links: Link A, Link B, Link C, Link D, Link E, Link F (all NSFW ... but you shouldn't be participating at work anyway)
  • You must stare at the image for the duration of your orgasm
  • Report short-term and long-term and results here

Do it for SCIENCE
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #106 on: May 16, 2007, 04:52:53 am »


I'd hit it.

Just like that dude did.

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #107 on: May 16, 2007, 10:02:18 pm »
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #108 on: May 17, 2007, 03:56:52 pm »
Fuck, I'm gonna be living pretty close to one of those this summer.


Translation:

TARGET AQUIRED.
I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
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walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #109 on: May 17, 2007, 07:55:51 pm »
"How did Hitler solidify his power?"

"What is the title of our National Anthem and who wrote it?"

"Define 'draft'"

"The 1st 10 Amendments to the Constitution are called what?"


1. Rush Limbaugh
2. "Achey Breaky Heart", Billy Ray Cyrus.
3. Child sacrifice to Mannon
4. "Endangered Species."




Did I get it right?

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #110 on: May 17, 2007, 08:15:52 pm »
Old fart, having fun ITT.

Heh, always.

And I agree with Cain, too many Tolkein wannabees running around. If a writer has to steal instead of using the imagination the STFU. We have about every King book here, including the Bachman books. There is imagination at work. Or serious drugs.

No, that's what happens when you drink the water in Bangor. 

this is the correct arsenic-cycle.

also, the best fantasy writer ever is whoever releases the GAO Reports.

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #111 on: May 17, 2007, 08:25:55 pm »

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #112 on: May 17, 2007, 08:39:25 pm »
Pray for Terry Schaivo porn to be discovered.
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #113 on: May 18, 2007, 06:13:51 am »
a) Orgasm Normal

b) Orgasm smelled much more like vegetable soup than usual (still tasted the same tho)

c) Orgasm was particularly thick in texture, had to be coaxed from urethra with a little fish hook which I keep near my PC for this very purpose

d) Orgasm was intensely satisfying - kept doing the -biting the air - face for a lot longer than usual. (roughly 73.49 seconds as opposed to 16.3)

e) Double orgasm - I actually ejaculated out my mouth a little at the same time. This has happened a couple of times before but never whilst masturbating.

f) Didn't manage to orgasm as the fuse blew on my soldering iron before I managed to become fully aroused.

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #114 on: May 18, 2007, 07:38:52 pm »
WIRE TAPPING?  THIS IS MADNESS!
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THIS...IS...SPARTA!
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**Bush kicks Ashcroft's body down the well**
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #115 on: May 18, 2007, 07:57:23 pm »
FUCK! THAT WAS OUR DRINKING WATER!

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« Reply #116 on: May 18, 2007, 07:58:05 pm »
LOLOLOL H2O RUINED!
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #117 on: May 18, 2007, 08:01:05 pm »
Now it's going to taste like bloated Ashcroft corpse.


Thanks George, fucking dick.

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #118 on: May 18, 2007, 08:02:18 pm »
In regards to Photobucket:

i think they only ban pics when whiney people submit a complaint.

hint: they have a form for that

more hint: baby pics are offensive when you can see their nipples. GO!

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #119 on: May 19, 2007, 09:49:21 pm »
Right. Hi. New here. Obviously.
Having arrived on a wave of enthusiasm fueled by The Illuminatus Trilogy and the wikipedia article on Discordianism, I find myself in awe of the level of self-righteous smugness here. I can only hope that one day I'll be able to manipulate disdain of such titanic proportions.