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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #765 on: December 23, 2008, 06:02:46 pm »

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #767 on: December 27, 2008, 03:56:48 am »
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order… is you!

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #768 on: December 28, 2008, 11:28:57 am »
link to thread please? I'm a couple of days behind in reading posts, and I fear I'll miss the original
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #769 on: December 30, 2008, 12:42:35 am »

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #770 on: December 30, 2008, 01:09:01 am »
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #771 on: December 30, 2008, 01:09:50 am »
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Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #772 on: December 30, 2008, 04:06:29 am »
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #773 on: December 30, 2008, 01:58:28 pm »
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #774 on: December 30, 2008, 03:44:18 pm »
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #775 on: January 05, 2009, 03:57:19 pm »
I once swaffeled the Leaning Tower of Pisa.  Or, as they called it back then, the Tower of Pisa.
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #776 on: January 06, 2009, 02:48:33 am »
Not as bad as the stupid bitches who are to afraid of THE EVIL RED MENACE to make sure that the banking industry doesn't fuck everything up

And so?  Burning down the house doesn't hurt the bank a bit.  In fact, it HELPS.  Insurance comes back as liquid assets.  In effect, you paid off the mortgage with insurance, and you get a free ticket to prison.

Edit:  Also, when calling people stupid, remember that, in this case, it's "too stupid", not "to stupid".  Just saying.



Im not saying that they should burn down the house It's a stupid idea.

I'll keep that in mind

Um...

If the bank foreclosed on my home I would burn it down to get revenge.



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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #777 on: January 06, 2009, 11:16:30 am »

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #779 on: January 06, 2009, 12:09:40 pm »
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