ITT: Best Posts of the Day

[No u]

My 2nd facorite Discordian EVAR, Auqoq/PU


I... I can't believe this.  I... I can't believe this.  Is this happening?  Is this really happening?!  I'm in shock.

FW... You were the Chosen One! You were supposed to destroy the Discordians, not join them...Bring balance to the Truth, not leave it in darkness!

I feel like there are a thousand knives in my back...

I feel like there are a thousand molten needles in my eyes...

I feel like my "beloved" has just driven a rail spike through my skull...

And all for what?

Why?

Why would he do this to me?!  To us?! To TCC?! I just don't understand.  I... I can't understand right now.

I'm on my knees.  I'm on my knees crying with my face in my hands.  I can't take it.

Is this what you wanted from us, FW? IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED?!

Someone... Please put me out of my misery.  Please.  I can't take this.   Oh God...  There's a panther of deceit mauling my heart right now!

I wanted to use that last line in my signature, actually.

*blinks*

Why on earth would you want heartbreak over Firewillow telling TCC to fuck the hell off in your sig?

"There's a panther of deceit mauling my heart right now!"

That imagery is fantastic.

[Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk]

My first mittens!

[BadBeast]

Pop-Tart was here. sucks puppy dog's willys.

[the last yatto]

PD.com: The most patriotic board in America - jointly run by an Australian, an Irishman, a filthy Dutchman, a Canadian and some guy from the West Indies.

[BadBeast]

We only have to put up with you. You have to wake up every morning, and actually BE that person.   

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We only have to put up with you. You have to wake up every morning, and actually BE that repressed homosexual person.   

Fixed.

[Cramulus]

I just stumbled on the stairs, and lost half a cup of cofee into my beard.  A lesser man would go home becasue of this, but not I.  I will stay among them, a living monument to work ethic and pestilence, as the strange, nonspoiling creamer congeals into strange cheese amongst my hairs.  ShamWOW ain't got Shit on ME.  (Yeah, restroom scrub down take 2 is in order.)

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I agree that DNA, etc, shouldn't be patentable unless it's a modified form.

Sorry Emperor, Haliburton says you can't make anymore space marines

[Suu]

AAAGH so bad to imagine

I'll have to invent some kind of ballbag bra.

I will reveal many disgusting things about old men and their physically disgusting issues.

I was told by my grandfather, when I was a boy, that when you get old, they float in the tub..

I remember being disturbed by this at first, then realizing that being an old man means having a permanent floatation device attached in exactly the wrong area to prevent drowning..

that part still makes me laugh.

He lied. They sink like rocks and you need help getting out of the tub. They have to be removed from the tub first and placed on the floor out of the way.

nice. fucking. visual.

I exist only to serve.

[LMNO]

Understanding is useless, we are or we are not but, if we are not then there is no awareness so, we are until we are not......

Splurgion! My cabbages are frosted!

[Jenne]

Trip is within all of us. All we have to do is open the door and let his love shine out.

SING IT WITH ME!

You shall cross the barren forum,
but you shall not die of fail.
You shall post flood far in safety,
though you do not know the quote function.

You shall post your words in TCC,
and all will understand,
You shall see the face of Triple Zero and live.

Be not a Belgian,
I go before you always,
Come follow Trip,
and He shall give you rest.

If you pass through Mystic Wicks
far from PD, you shall not drown.
If you walk amidst the burning flamers,
you shall not be "Wicked Burn"ed.

If you stand before the pow'r of Hustle
and Dok is at your side,
know that He is with you, through it all

Be not a Belgian,
I go before you always,
Come follow Trip,
and He shall give you rest.

Blessed are your post buttons,
for the forum shall be theirs.
Blest are you that troll and scorn,
for one day you shall laugh.

And if wicked men insult and hate you, all because of Him,
blessed, blessed are you!

Be not a Belgian,
I go before you always,
Come follow Trip,
and He shall give you rest.

[P3nT4gR4m]

Ratatosk's friend waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were elephants in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to animal control were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Ratatosk's friend was a computer programmer for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to Ratatosk "I want to be on the ships Tosk."
Ratatosk said "No! You will BE KILL BY ELEPHANTS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were elephants.
"This is Celine" the radio crackered. "You must fight the elephants!"
So Ratatosk's friend gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the elephants
"I will shoot at him" said the cyberelephant and he fired the rocket missiles. Ratatosk's friend plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the elephants" he shouted
The radio said "No, Ratatosk's friend. You are the elephants"
And then Ratatosk's friend was a zombie.

It's been way too long since somebody was a zombie!

[Freeky]

My heart is like a cut of beef
no, wait, that's my liver
My heart is like a bag of hair
um, oops, that's my lungs
My heart is like a roaring sewer of doom
actually, that's my colon
but I was thinking of you.

[Doktor Howl]

My heart is like a cut of beef
no, wait, that's my liver
My heart is like a bag of hair
um, oops, that's my lungs
My heart is like a roaring sewer of doom
actually, that's my colon
but I was thinking of you.

I liked my first post in that thread better.

[Freeky]

It was also good, but this one had so much romantic imagery, it should be put alongside that one chick. The one all the senior english teachers stuff down your throat.