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Keepin' up with the Joneses...

Started by Shit, May 12, 2007, 04:20:15 AM

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Cramulus

#60
May 16, 2007, 05:34:59 PM
I'm 25


but I act like I'm 666

Cain

#61
May 16, 2007, 06:05:55 PM
21

But y'all already knew that.

LMNO

#62
May 16, 2007, 06:07:55 PM
Way to fuck up the curve, you little snot.

Cain

#63
May 16, 2007, 06:10:13 PM
:thanks:

Roger will cancel me out.

LMNO

#64
May 16, 2007, 06:10:59 PM
I doubt he'll honestly answer the question.

cyberus

#65
May 16, 2007, 06:22:28 PM
22.  I was waiting for someone younger than me to post before I did.

Thanks, Cain!
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AFK

#66
May 16, 2007, 06:25:34 PM
I think noodle is the youngest if memory serves. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

LMNO

#67
May 16, 2007, 06:27:04 PM
And yet, she is our Master.

Cain

#68
May 16, 2007, 06:30:54 PM
Idem is younger than Noddle, IIRC.

LMNO

#69
May 16, 2007, 06:31:30 PM
That explains a lot, actually.



LMNO
-Age-ist.

AFK

#70
May 16, 2007, 06:32:01 PM
Leave it for Discordians to turn that whole "respect your elders"meme on it's ear.  
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

That One Guy

#71
May 16, 2007, 06:51:54 PM
For what it's worth, I turn 31 in a couple weeks.

Now, what the hell was the point of the discussion again? Are we moving "Discordianism" (whatever the hell THAT happens to be) forward here? Maybe sideways? Maybe nowhere? And what does age have to do with it anyway? If it's only "old people", that "first" 60s generation that spewed the PD on the masses, then it would never change. The fact that at least SOME of the concepts (none of which are remotely new) are getting picked up, adapted, and reissued in new clothing means that the concepts resonate at least in part with current issues and attitudes.

Is THAT "growing up"? If not, define your freaking terms or stop wasting everyone's time with a discussion that even you seem to contradict yourself with.
People of the United States! We are Unitarian Jihad! We can strike without warning. Pockets of reasonableness and harmony will appear as if from nowhere! Nice people will run the government again! There will be coffee and cookies in the Gandhi Room after the revolution.

Arguing with a Unitarian Universalist is like mud wrestling a pig. Pretty soon you realize the pig likes it.

Cramulus

#72
May 16, 2007, 07:13:41 PM
Discordia for Old People

1. sermons composed almost entirely of complaints about how Discordia's changed for the worse
2. you get to become really religious right before you die (also known as "cramming for finals")
3. more fire and brimstone than Discordia For Kids
4. "Back in my day, Eris used to keep a chilly dagger in her bosom for punk kids like you"
5. Eris' gift to her loyal followers is complete senility

P3nT4gR4m

#73
May 16, 2007, 07:16:08 PM
Senility - Don't knock it til you've tried it

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
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Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Thurnez Isa

#74
May 16, 2007, 07:46:31 PM
Cain. Noodle and Idem are dropping the avarage age and making me feel less young and fertile
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante
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