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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by Lies, May 21, 2007, 02:43:48 AM

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#30
May 23, 2007, 07:03:34 PM
'cult' is has many of the same trappings. It seems to be generally described as a 'movement' which is a bit more vague and carrys less negative connotations.

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Lies

#31
May 23, 2007, 07:09:15 PM
DO NEVAR CALLED DISCORDIANISM A CULT, IT IS A LEGITAMITE RELIGION ESTABLISH BY A B-GRADE SCIENCE FICTION WRITER.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
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Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
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ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

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#32
May 23, 2007, 07:10:03 PM
Quote from: SillyCybin on May 23, 2007, 07:03:34 PM
'cult' is has many of the same trappings. It seems to be generally described as a 'movement' which is a bit more vague and carrys less negative connotations.

Cult does have lots of negative connotations. But tends to also carry with it an element of the ridiculous and/or laughable. And everyone likes a good lail now and again.

I would not describe Discordianism as a cult in any serious sense, but I would just for the fun of it sometimes.
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LMNO

#33
May 23, 2007, 07:12:37 PM
"Gaggle of Asshats".

Cain

#34
May 23, 2007, 07:12:42 PM
I always describe Discordianism as a cult.

I feel more honest that way (and its a subtle dig at every other cult ie; so-called established religion).

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#35
May 23, 2007, 07:16:04 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 23, 2007, 07:12:42 PM
I always describe Discordianism as a cult.

I feel more honest that way (and its a subtle dig at every other cult ie; so-called established religion).

I heard that. That's why I refer to xianity and turbania as 'very successful cults'

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Random Probability

#36
May 23, 2007, 07:17:20 PM
I reserve the term "cult" for christians and use it continuously.  This is especially fun in book stores, btw (specifically christian book stores).

If anyone asks what discordianism is, I just make contradictory statements until they get hopelessly confused.

AFK

#37
May 23, 2007, 07:17:30 PM
Cult of Asshat Personalities
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Jenne

#38
May 23, 2007, 07:19:13 PM
:lulz:  TURBANIA?  :lulz:  Soooo yoinking and using THAT!

P3nT4gR4m

#39
May 23, 2007, 07:29:58 PM
You've known me for 5 and a half months and you've never heard me say "turbaniacs" before?

Holy shit I'm slipping  :eek:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Jenne

#40
May 23, 2007, 07:37:25 PM
Yes, or I've been ignoring you. 

(1st one is more likely, who can ignore Teh SillyMeister, after all?)

The Good Reverend Roger

#41
May 23, 2007, 07:39:10 PM
Quote from: SillyCybin on May 23, 2007, 07:29:58 PM
You've known me for 5 and a half months and you've never heard me say "turbaniacs" before?

Holy shit I'm slipping  :eek:

I never heard it either.  Yoinked.
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P3nT4gR4m

#42
May 23, 2007, 07:46:19 PM


In the words of god's favourite little bastard - "Pay fuckin attention"

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

The Good Reverend Roger

#43
May 23, 2007, 07:50:31 PM
Quote from: SillyCybin on May 23, 2007, 07:46:19 PM


In the words of god's favourite little bastard - "Pay fuckin attention"

I never bother with those freads.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Jenne

#44
May 23, 2007, 07:58:23 PM
And...turbaniac = / = turbanism

I like the second better.  Sorry.
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