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Started by Lies, May 21, 2007, 02:43:48 AM

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#30
May 23, 2007, 07:03:34 PM
'cult' is has many of the same trappings. It seems to be generally described as a 'movement' which is a bit more vague and carrys less negative connotations.

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Lies

#31
May 23, 2007, 07:09:15 PM
DO NEVAR CALLED DISCORDIANISM A CULT, IT IS A LEGITAMITE RELIGION ESTABLISH BY A B-GRADE SCIENCE FICTION WRITER.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
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Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
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#32
May 23, 2007, 07:10:03 PM
Quote from: SillyCybin on May 23, 2007, 07:03:34 PM
'cult' is has many of the same trappings. It seems to be generally described as a 'movement' which is a bit more vague and carrys less negative connotations.

Cult does have lots of negative connotations. But tends to also carry with it an element of the ridiculous and/or laughable. And everyone likes a good lail now and again.

I would not describe Discordianism as a cult in any serious sense, but I would just for the fun of it sometimes.
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LMNO

#33
May 23, 2007, 07:12:37 PM
"Gaggle of Asshats".

Cain

#34
May 23, 2007, 07:12:42 PM
I always describe Discordianism as a cult.

I feel more honest that way (and its a subtle dig at every other cult ie; so-called established religion).

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#35
May 23, 2007, 07:16:04 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 23, 2007, 07:12:42 PM
I always describe Discordianism as a cult.

I feel more honest that way (and its a subtle dig at every other cult ie; so-called established religion).

I heard that. That's why I refer to xianity and turbania as 'very successful cults'

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Random Probability

#36
May 23, 2007, 07:17:20 PM
I reserve the term "cult" for christians and use it continuously.  This is especially fun in book stores, btw (specifically christian book stores).

If anyone asks what discordianism is, I just make contradictory statements until they get hopelessly confused.

AFK

#37
May 23, 2007, 07:17:30 PM
Cult of Asshat Personalities
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Jenne

#38
May 23, 2007, 07:19:13 PM
:lulz:  TURBANIA?  :lulz:  Soooo yoinking and using THAT!

P3nT4gR4m

#39
May 23, 2007, 07:29:58 PM
You've known me for 5 and a half months and you've never heard me say "turbaniacs" before?

Holy shit I'm slipping  :eek:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Jenne

#40
May 23, 2007, 07:37:25 PM
Yes, or I've been ignoring you. 

(1st one is more likely, who can ignore Teh SillyMeister, after all?)

The Good Reverend Roger

#41
May 23, 2007, 07:39:10 PM
Quote from: SillyCybin on May 23, 2007, 07:29:58 PM
You've known me for 5 and a half months and you've never heard me say "turbaniacs" before?

Holy shit I'm slipping  :eek:

I never heard it either.  Yoinked.
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P3nT4gR4m

#42
May 23, 2007, 07:46:19 PM


In the words of god's favourite little bastard - "Pay fuckin attention"

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

The Good Reverend Roger

#43
May 23, 2007, 07:50:31 PM
Quote from: SillyCybin on May 23, 2007, 07:46:19 PM


In the words of god's favourite little bastard - "Pay fuckin attention"

I never bother with those freads.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Jenne

#44
May 23, 2007, 07:58:23 PM
And...turbaniac = / = turbanism

I like the second better.  Sorry.
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