Discordian ideals?

[Lies]

Ok, I posted this as a reply in apple talk, but I realised a moment later that I just typed up a great rant, so I'm reposting it here for good measure cus I haven't actually yet provided a rant to this great section and I'm working on trying to upstage TGRR

Yeah, Umn, hellooooo, we're DISCORDIANS HERE.
You know, ones who are not under the authority of the authorities...
Like, we make up the rules as we go along, and realise that politics is simply a 2 man con made to only truly benefit the politicians and business' that fund politicians campaigns.

There is no real definition of the discordian movement. We are the great collection of whatever the fuck we wanna be, we are the religion with a punch line, we are the TGRR's, and the AKK's (Sorry, but you know it kinda does have to be said).

Fuck definition. Fuck the left wing hippies and fuck the right wing religious conservatives, fuck the law, fuck morality, fuck poverty, fuck business, fuck socialism, fuck capitalism, fuck marxism, fuck the monarchy, fuck despotism, fuck everything, no system is ever perfect, if you stick to an ideology about the way things should work, and all you can see is that, then you miss all the opportunities to rort that system that's around you.

If there's something you want, TAKE IT, don't whinge about the fact that you don't have something, figure out how you can get what you want, just be fucking SMART about it.

A discordian is just as likely to wave the flag of establishment as they are to wave the flag of anti-establishment, a discordian can say that we as humans should fuck technology and money and just go back to nature, and that would be right, a discordian can say we should take advantage of the stupidity of humanity and capitalise and grow rich, and that would also be right.
Discordianism is whatever works for you, as you find it necessary, so that you can live your life the way you see it fit.

And discordians can completely disagree with everything I've just said, and yeah, they'd be right too.

The only real sin you can commit in discordianism is to speak in absolutes about discordianism. DID YOU SEE WHAT I DID THAR?

[Payne]

 

I don't think you're Lys at all, I think you are some kind of very angry clone of Lys!

I Have to say also, I can't really think of anything to write in response to this right now (perhaps im too sober), but I will at some point.

[LHX]

keep it rollin Lysergic

[Ambassador KAOS]

I got wood.

cheers for having the nut to say something controvercial in the face of diversity.



I'm using this icon because I just discovered it.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Ok, I posted this as a reply in apple talk, but I realised a moment later that I just typed up a great rant, so I'm reposting it here for good measure cus I haven't actually yet provided a rant to this great section and I'm working on trying to upstage TGRR

Good on ya.  More for me to read.

There is no real definition of the discordian movement. We are the great collection of whatever the fuck we wanna be, we are the religion with a punch line, we are the TGRR's, and the AKK's (Sorry, but you know it kinda does have to be said).

No sweat.  I see no problems with being bookends with that dumbshit.  Sort of implies that I'm on the exact opposite end of the spectrum.

[Ambassador KAOS]

Bookends operate on the same plane of elevation, albeit very far apart.

2 bookends are also required to perform their intended function appropriately.

I'm actually amused to see Roger not attempting to prove his superiority for once.  It's almost as if he's behaving in a non-predictable fashion...

Cheers to you Roger.

Perhaps it doesn't indicate any personal growth from your perspective, but it's the first time I've seen any indication of proper respect from you concerning myself, albeit marred with your derrogitory insults.

Not to worry though, I've come to acknowledge your silly witticisms as praise to my greatness.

It's getting pretty deep in here, better get my hip waders.

[Random Probability]

The only real sin you can commit in discordianism is to speak in absolutes about discordianism. DID YOU SEE WHAT I DID THAR?

That line almost made coffee come out my nose.

[Lies]

Oh, they like it! They really like it!
Wow. Getting 4 positive reviews for a story I wrote feels 100 times better then getting 200 flames for another story i wrote.

Although, to be honest, the flames were funnier. But this is a feed to my ego. Which I think I enjoy a lot more.
Careful guys, my heads getting so big now I'm going to have trouble getting through the door now, you fucks.

[LMNO]

Are you on a particularly tainted batch of meth today, Lys?


You seem quite jumpy and paranoid.  Well, more than usual.

[Cramulus]

Yeah, are you okay Lys? You seem sorta agitated.

[Payne]

that'll be the paint fumes...

[Lies]

The only real sin you can commit in discordianism is to speak in absolutes about discordianism. DID YOU SEE WHAT I DID THAR?

That line almost made coffee come out my nose.

That really made my day random. So nice after having such a stress filled 48 hours for someone to appreciate my sense of humour and wit, personally, I was particularly  proud of that line so I'm really glad I made you lose coffee from that.

For both the fact I know it hit its mark and that you have coffee all over you that escaped from your nostrils. That would have been such a kodack moment.

[Lies]

Are you on a particularly tainted batch of meth today, Lys?


You seem quite jumpy and paranoid.  Well, more than usual.

Well, let me put it this way- I've been up 48 hours, working my fucking ass off, and I also had to deal with 2 government agencies today, which only piled on more stress.

I've just got a lot of tension that I need to release now.
You guys were the closest thing I could abuse.

And I don't get dirty street meth. I get my amph from the government.

[Thurnez Isa]

Well, let me put it this way- I've been up 48 hours, working my fucking ass off, and I also had to deal with 2 government agencies today, which only piled on more stress.

can understand
i have enought trouble dealing with one agency

[Jenne]

Everything, nothing, and half of everything in between.  Very cool rant, Lys.  Now get some fucking sleep already.