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Re: Hello, I am a Christian Discordian
« Reply #30 on: June 08, 2007, 01:57:26 am »
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The Judeo-Christian God is not called Jehovah.  That is a misinterpretation of YHWH that goes back to the Crusades.

Years ago when I was in high school, a Jehovah's Witness interrupted my summer vacation to ask me why I thought no one called God by his name. I said I didn't know.  Later I thought about it and realized that no one ever says shit like "You Jehovah damned motherfoocker".

That's a good point...and in point of fact, Christians often use Jehovah without any notion of and in complete ignorance of said fact...

I use Jehovah, purely for sex.

Careful...last chick who did that ended up on the back of a donkey and giving birth in some flea-infested haymound.

Fine by me. Donkeys, Jehovah...I'll hit anything with a big butt.
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Re: Hello, I am a Christian Discordian
« Reply #31 on: June 08, 2007, 01:59:06 am »
:lulz:  Duly noted...

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Re: Hello, I am a Christian Discordian
« Reply #32 on: June 08, 2007, 02:17:37 am »
Quote from: bubz
The Judeo-Christian God is not called Jehovah.  That is a misinterpretation of YHWH that goes back to the Crusades.

Years ago when I was in high school, a Jehovah's Witness interrupted my summer vacation to ask me why I thought no one called God by his name. I said I didn't know.  Later I thought about it and realized that no one ever says shit like "You Jehovah damned motherfoocker".

That's a good point...and in point of fact, Christians often use Jehovah without any notion of and in complete ignorance of said fact...

I use Jehovah, purely for sex.

Careful...last chick who did that ended up on the back of a donkey and giving birth in some flea-infested haymound.

Fine by me. Donkeys, Jehovah...I'll hit anything with a big butt.

Even Mooseknuckle?

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Re: Hello, I am a Christian Discordian
« Reply #33 on: June 08, 2007, 08:49:11 am »
God was a single 3 letter word

Jesus was a blonde white guy who died a virgin and came back to life.

Most of the disciples were english and named after the beatles.

Jesus lived and grew up in a town that wasn't built until a couple of hundred years after he died.

Everyone who knew him spoke a mixture of greek and latin.

It's your fault he died so be thankful for it.

What's so hard to believe about that you fucking heathens?
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Re: Hello, I am a Christian Discordian
« Reply #34 on: June 09, 2007, 01:30:54 pm »
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Re: Hello, I am a Christian Discordian
« Reply #35 on: June 12, 2007, 06:56:50 pm »
well, there's the easy way to tie them together.

i don't like it, so i won't mention it.

i'm a methodist, by the way. METHODIST.

and an LDS (Logos Discordia Snark)

by the way, has anyone called you a noob in the last five seconds?
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Re: Hello, I am a Christian Discordian
« Reply #36 on: July 04, 2007, 08:49:14 pm »
Paganism and Discordianism work well together-
just pick your Gods like you pick the parsley of your plate
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Re: Hello, I am a Christian Discordian
« Reply #37 on: July 08, 2007, 11:50:37 pm »
Christianity has always had a Discordian theme as most religions. the commonly accepted definition of Discordianism is recent, measured in decades in fact. But the basic concept is ancient, we have good old Eris which comes from the Greek pantheon and we have Loki from the Nordic pantheon.

From the Christian persepctive, no matter how often the hardline Catholics put down 'heresy' you had movements springing up that had the same basic theme but bucked the 'party line'. The basic tenets of Christian belief are not incompatible with Discordianism, sure it can be used as a tool by the greyfaces/man/system/whatever, but so can anything really, it all depends on perspective.

Indeed, from a certain point of view, taking into account all the inconsistincies, contradictions and subtle irony, the Bible itself could be seen as a Discordian text, just none of the fundies seem to get the joke.
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Re: Hello, I am a Christian Discordian
« Reply #38 on: July 08, 2007, 11:52:45 pm »
Christianity has always had a Discordian theme as most religions. the commonly accepted definition of Discordianism is recent, measured in decades in fact. But the basic concept is ancient, we have good old Eris which comes from the Greek pantheon and we have Loki from the Nordic pantheon.

From the Christian persepctive, no matter how often the hardline Catholics put down 'heresy' you had movements springing up that had the same basic theme but bucked the 'party line'. The basic tenets of Christian belief are not incompatible with Discordianism, sure it can be used as a tool by the greyfaces/man/system/whatever, but so can anything really, it all depends on perspective.

Indeed, from a certain point of view, taking into account all the inconsistincies, contradictions and subtle irony, the Bible itself could be seen as a Discordian text, just none of the fundies seem to get the joke.

DISCORDIANISM HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH LOKI OR ANY OF YOUR OTHER FUCKED UP VARGR BELIEFS.

SO JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP.
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Re: Hello, I am a Christian Discordian
« Reply #39 on: July 08, 2007, 11:57:51 pm »
Christianity has always had a Discordian theme as most religions. the commonly accepted definition of Discordianism is recent, measured in decades in fact. But the basic concept is ancient, we have good old Eris which comes from the Greek pantheon and we have Loki from the Nordic pantheon.

From the Christian persepctive, no matter how often the hardline Catholics put down 'heresy' you had movements springing up that had the same basic theme but bucked the 'party line'. The basic tenets of Christian belief are not incompatible with Discordianism, sure it can be used as a tool by the greyfaces/man/system/whatever, but so can anything really, it all depends on perspective.

Indeed, from a certain point of view, taking into account all the inconsistincies, contradictions and subtle irony, the Bible itself could be seen as a Discordian text, just none of the fundies seem to get the joke.


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Re: Hello, I am a Christian Discordian
« Reply #40 on: July 09, 2007, 12:30:18 am »
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That never gets old.
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Re: Hello, I am a Christian Discordian
« Reply #41 on: July 09, 2007, 12:49:01 am »
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I nearly die of laughter when I see that one.

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Re: Hello, I am a Christian Discordian
« Reply #42 on: July 09, 2007, 11:09:34 am »
this most recent idiocy reminds me of a wiccan once telling me that Christ was a devout wiccan and went on to "prove" it...

When it was all over, I couldn't even laugh.  I just felt sorry for him, bummed a cigarette, and walked away wondering how long it would be before he took his own life.

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Re: Hello, I am a Christian Discordian
« Reply #43 on: July 09, 2007, 11:34:59 am »
maybe you should have helped him with that last part?
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Re: Hello, I am a Christian Discordian
« Reply #44 on: July 09, 2007, 11:55:41 am »
this most recent idiocy reminds me of a wiccan once telling me that Christ was a devout wiccan and went on to "prove" it...

When it was all over, I couldn't even laugh. 

i can't help but actually being curious to the details of that "proof"

did it involve time machines?
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