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Hello, I am a Christian Discordian
« on: June 07, 2007, 08:32:26 am »
Unfortunately, that's not true. But... is it possible? How would one's relationship with the authority of Jehova be as a Discordian? Would Jehova be somehow like the character who smashes the barstool at those pretensious bastards? I wonder... Maybe some of you are Christians? I'm a n00b.

And on the subject of Christianity; added bonus, reminding you of Marjoe Gortner. I think maybe he was or is a Disco rdian? Even in his childhood days. Because he admits later that he never believed in God. Which make him kind of Discordian, but not a Christian Discordian. Still he continued preaching, acting like the Elvis of faith healing.

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Re: Hello, I am a Christian Discordian
« Reply #1 on: June 07, 2007, 08:34:27 am »
Most major world religions are tequila, Discorianism is like beer.

Basically Discordianism is the religion you drink from once you have had your fill of the major religions of the world.

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Re: Hello, I am a Christian Discordian
« Reply #2 on: June 07, 2007, 08:35:58 am »
I worship the Baby Jesus.

If I didn't he'd shoot off my kneecaps.
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Re: Hello, I am a Christian Discordian
« Reply #3 on: June 07, 2007, 08:36:07 am »
Unfortunately, that's not true. But... is it possible? How would one's relationship with the authority of Jehova be as a Discordian?

As his food.  Just like everyone else.
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Re: Hello, I am a Christian Discordian
« Reply #4 on: June 07, 2007, 08:39:53 am »
Now, now, Roger, they're not ALL used as food.





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Re: Hello, I am a Christian Discordian
« Reply #5 on: June 07, 2007, 08:40:14 am »
Unfortunately, that's not true. But... is it possible? How would one's relationship with the authority of Jehova be as a Discordian?

As his food.  Just like everyone else.

Which course are Discordians served as though?
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Re: Hello, I am a Christian Discordian
« Reply #6 on: June 07, 2007, 08:41:36 am »
Unfortunately, that's not true. But... is it possible? How would one's relationship with the authority of Jehova be as a Discordian?

As his food.  Just like everyone else.

Which course are Discordians served as though?

We're the parsley on the side, that never gets eaten, and winds up in the garbage, slowly decomposing and...

...If Minnie Pearl could see into the darkness of my soul, she would DIE.
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Re: Hello, I am a Christian Discordian
« Reply #7 on: June 07, 2007, 08:43:23 am »
Unfortunately, that's not true. But... is it possible? How would one's relationship with the authority of Jehova be as a Discordian?

As his food.  Just like everyone else.

Which course are Discordians served as though?

We're the parsley on the side, that never gets eaten, and winds up in the garbage, slowly decomposing and...

...If Minnie Pearl could see into the darkness of my soul, she would DIE.

She's already dead, have you just admitted to killing Minnie Pearl?
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Re: Hello, I am a Christian Discordian
« Reply #8 on: June 07, 2007, 08:43:55 am »
Unfortunately, that's not true. But... is it possible? How would one's relationship with the authority of Jehova be as a Discordian?

As his food.  Just like everyone else.

Which course are Discordians served as though?

We're the parsley on the side, that never gets eaten, and winds up in the garbage, slowly decomposing and...

...If Minnie Pearl could see into the darkness of my soul, she would DIE.

She's already dead, have you just admitted to killing Minnie Pearl?


Fuck yeah.  And I'd do it again.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
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Re: Hello, I am a Christian Discordian
« Reply #9 on: June 07, 2007, 08:44:56 am »
Unfortunately, that's not true. But... is it possible? How would one's relationship with the authority of Jehova be as a Discordian?

As his food.  Just like everyone else.

Which course are Discordians served as though?

We're the parsley on the side, that never gets eaten, and winds up in the garbage, slowly decomposing and...

...If Minnie Pearl could see into the darkness of my soul, she would DIE.

She's already dead, have you just admitted to killing Minnie Pearl?


Fuck yeah.  And I'd do it again.

If you want to be a real bastard you should go steal the price tag off her tomb stone.
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Random dumb luck got me here, random dumb luck will get me to where I'm going.

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Re: Hello, I am a Christian Discordian
« Reply #10 on: June 07, 2007, 08:49:25 am »
Unfortunately, that's not true. But... is it possible? How would one's relationship with the authority of Jehova be as a Discordian?

As his food.  Just like everyone else.

Which course are Discordians served as though?

We're the parsley on the side, that never gets eaten, and winds up in the garbage, slowly decomposing and...

...If Minnie Pearl could see into the darkness of my soul, she would DIE.

She's already dead, have you just admitted to killing Minnie Pearl?


Fuck yeah.  And I'd do it again.

If you want to be a real bastard you should go steal the price tag off her tomb stone.

HEY!  I have a soul.  It's just very small.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
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Re: Hello, I am a Christian Discordian
« Reply #11 on: June 07, 2007, 08:50:46 am »
Unfortunately, that's not true. But... is it possible? How would one's relationship with the authority of Jehova be as a Discordian?

As his food.  Just like everyone else.

Which course are Discordians served as though?

We're the parsley on the side, that never gets eaten, and winds up in the garbage, slowly decomposing and...

...If Minnie Pearl could see into the darkness of my soul, she would DIE.

She's already dead, have you just admitted to killing Minnie Pearl?


Fuck yeah.  And I'd do it again.

If you want to be a real bastard you should go steal the price tag off her tomb stone.

HEY!  I have a soul.  It's just very small.

Well sell it and use the money to buy a crowbar, that price tag is attached to the tomb stone pretty damn good.
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Random dumb luck got me here, random dumb luck will get me to where I'm going.

Hail Eris!

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Re: Hello, I am a Christian Discordian
« Reply #12 on: June 07, 2007, 09:31:52 am »
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Re: Hello, I am a Christian Discordian
« Reply #13 on: June 07, 2007, 10:13:56 am »
Ask this guy how to be a christian discordian.
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Re: Hello, I am a Christian Discordian
« Reply #14 on: June 07, 2007, 12:47:27 pm »
Unfortunately, that's not true. But... is it possible? How would one's relationship with the authority of Jehova be as a Discordian?

As his food.  Just like everyone else.


Which course are Discordians served as though?

We're the parsley on the side, that never gets eaten, and winds up in the garbage, slowly decomposing and...

...If Minnie Pearl could see into the darkness of my soul, she would DIE.

She's already dead, have you just admitted to killing Minnie Pearl?


Fuck yeah.  And I'd do it again.

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