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Re: Hello, I am a Christian Discordian
« Reply #45 on: July 09, 2007, 12:14:11 pm »
this most recent idiocy reminds me of a wiccan once telling me that Christ was a devout wiccan and went on to "prove" it...

When it was all over, I couldn't even laugh.

i can't help but actually being curious to the details of that "proof"

did it involve time machines?

no

I'll detail it if you'd really like...

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Re: Hello, I am a Christian Discordian
« Reply #46 on: July 09, 2007, 06:01:50 pm »
actually...i'd like.

seeing as Jesus has been portrayed as being just about every last thing under the sun, there's no reason why we can't add 'wiccan' to the ever growing list of retared titles, epithets and job descriptions.
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

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Re: Hello, I am a Christian Discordian
« Reply #47 on: July 09, 2007, 07:03:07 pm »
I doubt Jesus would be a Discordian
but LOLJesus - definitley

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Re: Hello, I am a Christian Discordian
« Reply #48 on: July 09, 2007, 07:08:19 pm »
I doubt Jesus would be a Discordian
but LOLJesus - definitley

i went to church of england schools. their version of christ is pretty much LOLJesus.

my friend's wedding was conducted by a woman vicar. my friend and his wife had designed some of their wedding wear based on the 'bram stoker's dracula' movie and the vicar herself used the wedding feast story from the bible in a manner that made me think jesus turned water into wine just to get his buddies drunk.

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Re: Hello, I am a Christian Discordian
« Reply #49 on: July 09, 2007, 09:19:12 pm »
I doubt Jesus would be a Discordian
but LOLJesus - definitley

He was nailed to a tree for upsetting the established social order.  The only think that might keep him from being Discordian is that he wasn't lazy enough.
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Re: Hello, I am a Christian Discordian
« Reply #50 on: July 14, 2007, 01:02:37 pm »
actually...i'd like.

seeing as Jesus has been portrayed as being just about every last thing under the sun, there's no reason why we can't add 'wiccan' to the ever growing list of retared titles, epithets and job descriptions.

Jesus was a mushroom.

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Re: Hello, I am a Christian Discordian
« Reply #51 on: July 14, 2007, 02:17:33 pm »
Jesus did mushrooms. Betterest theory ever.
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Re: Hello, I am a Christian Discordian
« Reply #52 on: July 14, 2007, 02:19:48 pm »
I think you misunderstand the Jesus is a Mushroom theory...

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Re: Hello, I am a Christian Discordian
« Reply #53 on: July 14, 2007, 02:33:29 pm »
Being a mushroom > doing mushrooms.

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Re: Hello, I am a Christian Discordian
« Reply #54 on: July 14, 2007, 05:46:25 pm »
body of christ?

pentecost?

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Re: Hello, I am a Christian Discordian
« Reply #55 on: July 14, 2007, 07:20:32 pm »
Jesus was the original hippie who pulled the greatest O:MF ever, 2000 years later and it's still worknig.

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Re: Hello, I am a Christian Discordian
« Reply #56 on: July 14, 2007, 07:47:17 pm »
Or it could be the whole idea was a brainchild of a bunch just like us designed to fuck up society.

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Re: Hello, I am a Christian Discordian
« Reply #57 on: July 15, 2007, 12:19:34 am »
It's probly just something I dreamed up, just like everything else in this world.  Srsly.
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Re: Hello, I am a Christian Discordian
« Reply #58 on: July 15, 2007, 06:51:41 am »
It's probly just something I dreamed up, just like everything else in this world.  Srsly.

Spoken like someone in need of a close encounter with a barstool.  Or is it just me?

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Re: Hello, I am a Christian Discordian
« Reply #59 on: July 15, 2007, 06:59:50 am »
being a mushroom = doing mushrooms