Hello, I am a Christian Discordian

[Nast]

I'm a Christian.
But I suspect I'm not very good at it. 

How would you know?

I let my lesbian Wicca Cabal decide for me.

You *have* a lesbian Wicca Cabal?  And you didn't share? Sad is the world.

Eh. It's more of a rental deal.

[Wigwam Jones]

I'm a Christian.
But I suspect I'm not very good at it. 

How would you know?

I let my lesbian Wicca Cabal decide for me.

You *have* a lesbian Wicca Cabal?  And you didn't share? Sad is the world.

Eh. It's more of a rental deal.

I can see I have much to learn.  I am humbled.

[Nast]

I'm a Christian.
But I suspect I'm not very good at it. 

How would you know?

I let my lesbian Wicca Cabal decide for me.

You *have* a lesbian Wicca Cabal?  And you didn't share? Sad is the world.

Eh. It's more of a rental deal.

I can see I have much to learn.  I am humbled.

lol.

[Mourning Star]

Conversating with yoarself FTL

I call alt.

[Chairman Risus]

    ALT!
      \\



but i'm not putting money on it yet

[Mourning Star]

    ALT!
      \\



but i'm not putting money on it yet

I may stand corrected
Lys (I think) found this earlier
http://www.wigwamjones.com/

maybe this guy's legit?

"Too legit to quit!"
        /

[Cain]

Conversating with yoarself FTL

I call alt.

Wrong.

[Mourning Star]

Conversating with yoarself FTL

I call alt.

Wrong.

and as I said...I may just stand corrected

[Cain]

What, you expect me to read the entire thread before responding?

[Wigwam Jones]

Am I causing a controversy?  On one level, that sounds like fun.  On another, perhaps not the best way to make an entrance.

[Cain]

Nah, not really.

Well, not as far as I'm concerned, and since I'm 99% certain most of you are either rogue bots who have achieved self-awareness or FBI agents, only my opinion really matters.

[Wigwam Jones]

Nah, not really.

Well, not as far as I'm concerned, and since I'm 99% certain most of you are either rogue bots who have achieved self-awareness or FBI agents, only my opinion really matters.

If I am a rogue bot, I am astounded at the size pants I require.  Actually, the same statement would be true if I were an FBI agent.
Perhaps I work for the Department of Homeland Security, then.  Or the Lumber Cartel (TINC).

[tyrannosaurus vex]

Don't mind the troops.  It's just that around here, internet lifeforms like bots and alts have more personality than the regulars.  You're kinda weird, which logically demands that you can't actually be a human being.

[AFK]

It's also been a bit slow around here as of late.  We're just itching for some action.  any action really. 

[Wigwam Jones]

Don't mind the troops.  It's just that around here, internet lifeforms like bots and alts have more personality than the regulars.  You're kinda weird, which logically demands that you can't actually be a human being.

I take no offense at the poking and prodding.  I don't act like the standard n00b, which is always confusing, I know.  I usually whack things like me with a stick.  Fortunately, I am wearing asbestos y-fronts.