The Good Book

[AFK]

what happens when you use a pronoun and antinoun in the same sentence?

Tony Snow

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

if you're lucky, a Warp Bubble.

if you're not lucky, core breach.

It's only possible if first you split the infinitive.

[Cramulus]

you mean like "to boldly go..."?

[B_M_W]

The obvious resolution to this is to dress up like the cutest woodland animal you can and go knock on her door and bat your eyelashes at her like a cartoon character when she opens the door; but refuse to use her fictional pronouns.  She will have no choice but to give up the pronoun requirement, unless she wants to deny her true furry nature.

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And, WHY would I want to do this?

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

The obvious resolution to this is to dress up like the cutest woodland animal you can and go knock on her door and bat your eyelashes at her like a cartoon character when she opens the door; but refuse to use her fictional pronouns.  She will have no choice but to give up the pronoun requirement, unless she wants to deny her true furry nature.

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And, WHY would I want to do this?

Well, I for one would probably hurt myself laughing... so that would be a good reason.

[Cain]

if you're lucky, a Warp Bubble.

if you're not lucky, core breach.

OSH-I JUST USED BOTH IN A SENTENCE AND A VORTEX OPENED IN MY ROOM.  ITS SUCKING EVERYTHIN IN, I DONT THINK I CAN HOLD ON MUCH LONGE

[B_M_W]

The obvious resolution to this is to dress up like the cutest woodland animal you can and go knock on her door and bat your eyelashes at her like a cartoon character when she opens the door; but refuse to use her fictional pronouns.  She will have no choice but to give up the pronoun requirement, unless she wants to deny her true furry nature.

...

And, WHY would I want to do this?

Well, I for one would probably hurt myself laughing... so that would be a good reason.

Perhaps I can trade you a scathing yet very humorous review of a creationist video from youtube? I don't have time now, but if you save it up for the fall, I'll be back online fulltime and should be able to write a good one.

[faust]

Then call me whatever you want. Call me shithead if it really tickles your rocks in just the right way. I call me zhe and the people I actually give two shits about call me zhe. You don't like it? You don't matter. Deal.

I am a polyamorous, cute, bbw, wiccathiest, bi, furry, self harming, gender neutral,  gamer girl. DEAL W/IT.

[faust]

do you actively seek out new ways to make yourself seem somehow edgy or unique, or do you collect them like stds?

So how old are you really? 14? 15? cause if you are 21 then lol.

[Kaienne]

Then call me whatever you want. Call me shithead if it really tickles your rocks in just the right way. I call me zhe and the people I actually give two shits about call me zhe. You don't like it? You don't matter. Deal.

Bolded part is why its all bullshit. Telling people they don't matter because they won't use the pronouns you like is stupid shit.

There are lots of people who don't matter to me. I'm sure there are people who don't matter to you, either. It's all a matter of opinion. Mind you, a truer statement would have been I actually give two shits about at least recognize my neutrality.

do you actively seek out new ways to make yourself seem somehow edgy or unique, or do you collect them like stds?

So how old are you really? 14? 15? cause if you are 21 then lol.

Nah, I just kind of pick them up as I go.

[faust]

yes try harder to justify the fact that you just told a forum to deal. We really value your input.

[Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.)]

brand of Discordianism

Quoted in case someone missed it.

[Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.)]

what happens when you use a pronoun and antinoun in the same sentence?

if you're lucky, a Warp Bubble.

if you're not lucky, core breach.

ZOMFG I THINK I JUST FAN-BOY-POOMPED OUT MY SHUTTLEBAY DOORS!!!1!1

[Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.)]

Douglas Adams was asked many times during his career why he chose the number forty-two. Many theories were proposed, but he rejected them all. On November 3, 1993, he gave an answer[1] on alt.fan.douglas-adams:

   

The answer to this is very simple. It was a joke. It had to be a number, an ordinary, smallish number, and I chose that one. Binary representations, base thirteen, Tibetan monks are all complete nonsense. I sat at my desk, stared into the garden and thought '42 will do.' I typed it out. End of story.

NOW, SHUT THE FUCK UP!

[B_M_W]

Then call me whatever you want. Call me shithead if it really tickles your rocks in just the right way. I call me zhe and the people I actually give two shits about call me zhe. You don't like it? You don't matter. Deal.

Bolded part is why its all bullshit. Telling people they don't matter because they won't use the pronouns you like is stupid shit.

There are lots of people who don't matter to me. I'm sure there are people who don't matter to you, either. It's all a matter of opinion. Mind you, a truer statement would have been I actually give two shits about at least recognize my neutrality.

There's a difference between basic respect and outrageous demands. In other words, its pronouns were talking about. People don't matter because of PRONOUNS?

You are ridiculous.