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Started by Kaienne, July 15, 2007, 09:45:03 AM

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Kaienne

#30
July 20, 2007, 02:38:44 AM
Don't worry, they are a never-ending source of hilarity for me.
In a constant state of losing The Game.

hunter s.durden

#31
July 20, 2007, 03:34:00 AM
I can't wait to visit every single one of you cheery fuckers and show you what's up.
This space for rent.

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#32
July 20, 2007, 03:43:01 AM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on July 20, 2007, 03:34:00 AM
I can't wait to visit every single one of you cheery fuckers and show you what's up.

Aren't you supposed to add the sagging jowls and spittle when you say that?
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

Payne

#33
July 20, 2007, 03:43:57 AM
No, just the righteous wrath.

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#34
July 20, 2007, 03:48:16 AM
Quote from: Payne on July 20, 2007, 03:43:57 AM
No, just the righteous wrath.

Is that the Zeus sort or the YHVH sort?

Personally I prefer lightning bolts. Rubber boots don't help much with Fire, Brimstone, locusts or leprosy.

- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

Payne

#35
July 20, 2007, 03:49:06 AM
No, the rampaging Hunter S Durden sort.

He's one mean motherfucker.

hunter s.durden

#36
July 20, 2007, 03:50:10 AM
Quote from: Ratatosk on July 20, 2007, 03:43:01 AM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on July 20, 2007, 03:34:00 AM
I can't wait to visit every single one of you cheery fuckers and show you what's up.

Aren't you supposed to add the sagging jowls and spittle when you say that?

I'm flattered that that's what came to mind.

I can't wait to be old.
This space for rent.

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#37
July 20, 2007, 03:50:40 AM
Quote from: Payne on July 20, 2007, 03:49:06 AM
No, the rampaging Hunter S Durden sort.

He's one mean motherfucker.

Ah I was slightly concerned for a minute... I really don't like leprosy.
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

hunter s.durden

#38
July 20, 2007, 03:51:52 AM
My weapons are beard and chest kicks.
This space for rent.

Payne

#39
July 20, 2007, 03:52:51 AM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on July 20, 2007, 03:50:10 AM
Quote from: Ratatosk on July 20, 2007, 03:43:01 AM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on July 20, 2007, 03:34:00 AM
I can't wait to visit every single one of you cheery fuckers and show you what's up.

Aren't you supposed to add the sagging jowls and spittle when you say that?

I'm flattered that that's what came to mind.

I can't wait to be old.

When you're older, we'll have to restrain you. With a sniper rifle.

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#40
July 20, 2007, 03:54:48 AM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on July 20, 2007, 03:51:52 AM
My weapons are beard and chest kicks.

Can you beard do roundhouse kicks?
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

hunter s.durden

#41
July 20, 2007, 03:57:34 AM
Not quite.
The attack is beard.

It's not "my beard punches" or "my beard shoots."

My beard beards.

The word beard is starting to sound fake.
This space for rent.

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#42
July 20, 2007, 04:00:28 AM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on July 20, 2007, 03:57:34 AM
Not quite.
The attack is beard.

It's not "my beard punches" or "my beard shoots."

My beard beards.

The word beard is starting to sound fake.

All words are fake. Even fake ones like 'fake'.
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

Payne

#43
July 20, 2007, 04:02:32 AM


I am the way and the beard, and the beard is hate.

hunter s.durden

#44
July 20, 2007, 04:03:30 AM
I need to give an updated pic.

My beard has more rage now.
This space for rent.
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