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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #2010 on: July 07, 2009, 08:32:05 pm »
AND LO I WILL NOT COME QUICKLY.  WITH ANTICIPATION YOU WILL AWAIT MY WRATH.  IT WILL LOOM BEFORE YOU, UNQUENTIONABLE.  GIBBERING YOU WILL PALE AND QUAKE BEFORE IT.

MY BALLS WILL BLOCK OUT THE SUN AND ALL WILL BE TEABAGGED IN THE SHADE.
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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #2011 on: July 07, 2009, 08:33:49 pm »

MY BALLS WILL BLOCK OUT THE SUN AND ALL WILL BE TEABAGGED IN THE SHADE.



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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #2012 on: July 07, 2009, 08:35:20 pm »
AND LO I WILL NOT COME QUICKLY.  WITH ANTICIPATION YOU WILL AWAIT MY WRATH.  IT WILL LOOM BEFORE YOU, UNQUENTIONABLE.  GIBBERING YOU WILL PALE AND QUAKE BEFORE IT.

MY BALLS WILL BLOCK OUT THE SUN AND ALL WILL BE TEABAGGED IN THE SHADE.


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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #2013 on: July 07, 2009, 08:54:02 pm »
well as long as we're reposting:



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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #2014 on: July 07, 2009, 08:58:02 pm »
AND LO I WILL NOT COME QUICKLY.  WITH ANTICIPATION YOU WILL AWAIT MY WRATH.  IT WILL LOOM BEFORE YOU, UNQUENTIONABLE.  GIBBERING YOU WILL PALE AND QUAKE BEFORE IT.

MY BALLS WILL BLOCK OUT THE SUN AND ALL WILL BE TEABAGGED IN THE SHADE.






We appear to be doomed by our DNA to repeat the same destructive behaviors our forebears have repeated for millenia. If anything our problem solving skills have actually diminished with the advent of technology & our ubiquitous modern conveniences. & yet despite our predisposition towards fear-driven hostility; towards what we anachronistically term primitive behavior another instinct is just as firmly encoded in our make-up. We are capable as our ancestors were of incredible breathtaking acts of kindness. Every hour of every day a man risks his life at a moments notice to save another. Forget for a moment the belligerent benevolent billionaires who grant the unfortunate a crumb of costfree cake. I speak of pure acts of selflessness. A Mother who rushes into the street to save a child from a speeding vehicle. A person who runs into a burning building to reach a family trapped on the upper story. Such actions,such moments,such unconscious selfless decisions,define what it is to be human

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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #2015 on: July 07, 2009, 11:06:16 pm »
Da6s, your avatar sort of has the same expression as the cat, adding to the effect. :lulz:

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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #2016 on: July 08, 2009, 03:36:48 am »
AND LO I WILL NOT COME QUICKLY.  WITH ANTICIPATION YOU WILL AWAIT MY WRATH.  IT WILL LOOM BEFORE YOU, UNQUENTIONABLE.  GIBBERING YOU WILL PALE AND QUAKE BEFORE IT.

MY BALLS WILL BLOCK OUT THE SUN AND ALL WILL BE TEABAGGED IN THE SHADE.


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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #2017 on: July 08, 2009, 08:51:42 am »
EVERYBODY EAT SHIT :lulz:

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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #2018 on: July 08, 2009, 06:39:58 pm »
ROARING BISCUIT, I GOTCHER NUMBER!

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #2019 on: July 08, 2009, 07:05:37 pm »

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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #2020 on: July 09, 2009, 07:29:21 pm »
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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #2021 on: July 10, 2009, 07:08:06 am »
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #2022 on: July 10, 2009, 06:42:17 pm »
I need the WOMP photobucket account & info.  Lost it when the laptop died.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #2023 on: July 11, 2009, 02:15:41 am »
AND LO I WILL NOT COME QUICKLY.  WITH ANTICIPATION YOU WILL AWAIT MY WRATH.  IT WILL LOOM BEFORE YOU, UNQUENTIONABLE.  GIBBERING YOU WILL PALE AND QUAKE BEFORE IT.

MY BALLS WILL BLOCK OUT THE SUN AND ALL WILL BE TEABAGGED IN THE SHADE.


:banana:





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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #2024 on: July 11, 2009, 02:36:44 am »
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