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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by Payne, July 24, 2007, 03:56:28 PM

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PopeTom

TGRR fighting the corn lobby since... whenever the hell he was born.
-PopeTom

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Random dumb luck got me here, random dumb luck will get me to where I'm going.

Hail Eris!

Suu

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 20, 2009, 03:21:24 AM
:lulz:

I totally nailed Herbert.

:lulz:

Actually, you're dying along side him, and Cain, who is playing the part of King Harold. Payne just came in and killed everyone.

And actually, my favorite part of this fragment of the tapestry is the shit going on at the bottom, which is basically armor being stripped off of dead guys.
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Thurnez Isa

wow

I think Noodler just won the Womp Thread
:lulz:
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.

Dante

Payne

No she didn't. She DOES get the S.U.C.K. sect medal though.

Perhaps if she had used MSPaint. Heathen...

Cramulus

Fred, this captivating display of your enormous skill and talent almost makes up for your complete inability to use MS-Paint and subsequent autofail.

F+

Triple Zero

Quote from: Cramulus on July 20, 2009, 09:30:48 PM
Fred, this captivating display of your enormous skill and talent almost makes up for your complete inability to use MS-Paint and subsequent autofail.

F+

:roflcake:
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Thurnez Isa

Quote from: Cramulus on July 20, 2009, 09:30:48 PM
Fred, this captivating display of your enormous skill and talent almost makes up for your complete inability to use MS-Paint and subsequent autofail.

F+

Isn't it more likely that she proved MS Paint as an inferior product?
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.

Dante

Payne

Quote from: Thurnez Isa on July 20, 2009, 09:39:09 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on July 20, 2009, 09:30:48 PM
Fred, this captivating display of your enormous skill and talent almost makes up for your complete inability to use MS-Paint and subsequent autofail.

F+

Isn't it more likely that she proved MS Paint as an inferior product?

Careful what you say. WOMP has agents everywhere and a strike team waiting at the entrance of the WOMP transport tube ready to go at a moments notice.

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

Quote from: Thurnez Isa on July 20, 2009, 09:39:09 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on July 20, 2009, 09:30:48 PM
Fred, this captivating display of your enormous skill and talent almost makes up for your complete inability to use MS-Paint and subsequent autofail.

F+

Isn't it more likely that she proved MS Paint as an inferior product?

Cavemen with shit, colored goo and burnt sticks proved that several millennia ago.
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Quote from: Cramulus on July 20, 2009, 09:30:48 PM
Fred, this captivating display of your enormous skill and talent almost makes up for your complete inability to use MS-Paint and subsequent autofail.

F+
:argh!: S.U.C.K. IS MOAR BETTAR

A+ FOR FRED

Cramulus


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- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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