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Luna

#4395
April 26, 2011, 10:24:25 AM
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

The Good Reverend Roger

#4396
April 30, 2011, 01:42:39 AM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

*GrumpButt*

#4397
April 30, 2011, 01:45:53 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 30, 2011, 01:42:39 AM


Damn you!

No pance, shit my chair. Now I have one hell of a shitty rubbed in mess to clean.  :argh!:
*sigh* You have to be kidding me.

The Good Reverend Roger

#4398
April 30, 2011, 01:47:47 AM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on April 30, 2011, 01:45:53 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 30, 2011, 01:42:39 AM


Damn you!

No pance, shit my chair. Now I have one hell of a shitty rubbed in mess to clean.  :argh!:

HAWT!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

*GrumpButt*

#4399
April 30, 2011, 01:56:12 AM
 :lulz: :argh!: :lulz:
*sigh* You have to be kidding me.

Juana

#4400
April 30, 2011, 01:57:20 AM
:lulz: :mittens: I never thought of it that way. It DOES look like something she would wear.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

The Good Reverend Roger

#4401
April 30, 2011, 01:58:15 AM
Quote from: Hover Cat on April 30, 2011, 01:57:20 AM
:lulz: :mittens: I never thought of it that way. It DOES look like something she would wear.

Pantsuits are an abomination in the eyes of Payne.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Juana

#4402
April 30, 2011, 02:02:51 AM
:lulz:
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

The Good Reverend Roger

#4403
April 30, 2011, 02:04:13 AM
Quote from: Hover Cat on April 30, 2011, 02:02:51 AM
:lulz:

To be fair, it's better than Hillary.  For one thing, it isn't a horrible pastel blue.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Juana

#4404
April 30, 2011, 02:11:40 AM
True, but it's also black AND brown. If I had had any other clean clothes (forgot an appropriately colored blouse), there would be no black shirt.

I still won't wear a skirt suit, though.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

The Good Reverend Roger

#4405
April 30, 2011, 02:13:28 AM
Quote from: Hover Cat on April 30, 2011, 02:11:40 AM
True, but it's also black AND brown. If I had had any other clean clothes (forgot an appropriately colored blouse), there would be no black shirt.

I still won't wear a skirt suit, though.

Why not?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

*GrumpButt*

#4406
April 30, 2011, 02:18:12 AM
Skirt suits can be sexy.  :fap:
*sigh* You have to be kidding me.

The Good Reverend Roger

#4407
April 30, 2011, 02:20:28 AM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on April 30, 2011, 02:18:12 AM
Skirt suits can be sexy.  :fap:

And they say "If you fuck with me on a professional level, I will feed your your nutsack".

Pantsuits say "Has anyone seen my geritol?" and "Hey!  I have managed to combine unprofessional with unattractive!", though that applies more to Hillary than Hovercat.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Juana

#4408
April 30, 2011, 02:22:02 AM
Self-consciousness plus a general dislike of them.


Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 30, 2011, 02:20:28 AM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on April 30, 2011, 02:18:12 AM
Skirt suits can be sexy.  :fap:

And they say "If you fuck with me on a professional level, I will feed your your nutsack".

Pantsuits say "Has anyone seen my geritol?"
I dunno. I rock my good black pantsuit. Tailored and flattering is the way to go, which mine is.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

*GrumpButt*

#4409
April 30, 2011, 02:24:31 AM
Yeah pant suits if cut right can be nice as hell looking. Myself, I like pinstripe pants. Or plaid. Old man golf pants FTW 
*sigh* You have to be kidding me.
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