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Started by Payne, July 24, 2007, 03:56:28 PM

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Nephew Twiddleton

 :lulz:

Yeah, I'm laughing my ass off on this end too!
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Nephew Twiddleton

Actually, anyone is more than welcome to use either one of those whenever Pent is putting the verbal smackdown on someone, or otherwise express that he nailed something on the head.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Telarus

Telarus, KSC,
.__.  Keeper of the Contradictory Cephalopod, Zenarchist Swordsman,
(0o)  Tender to the Edible Zen Garden, Ratcheting Metallic Sex Doll of The End Times,
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Luna

Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

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I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Nephew Twiddleton

Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

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Telarus

 :lulz:

I swear to Her that in the next few months I'm re-making the giant-robot shooter FPS game prototype, and after every few waves of enemies I'm just going to have WOMPS from PD float across the screen sketching out a bizarre narrative about 3 HIMEOBS agents gone rogue supervillain in giant mech-suits.  :evil:
Telarus, KSC,
.__.  Keeper of the Contradictory Cephalopod, Zenarchist Swordsman,
(0o)  Tender to the Edible Zen Garden, Ratcheting Metallic Sex Doll of The End Times,
/||\   Episkopos of the Amorphous Dreams Cabal

Join the Doll Underground! Experience the Phantasmagorical Safari!

Payne

Quote from: Telarus on July 21, 2011, 06:24:28 AM
:lulz:

I swear to Her that in the next few months I'm re-making the giant-robot shooter FPS game prototype, and after every few waves of enemies I'm just going to have WOMPS from PD float across the screen sketching out a bizarre narrative about 3 HIMEOBS agents gone rogue supervillain in giant mech-suits.  :evil:




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I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Payne on July 21, 2011, 06:30:23 AM
Quote from: Telarus on July 21, 2011, 06:24:28 AM
:lulz:

I swear to Her that in the next few months I'm re-making the giant-robot shooter FPS game prototype, and after every few waves of enemies I'm just going to have WOMPS from PD float across the screen sketching out a bizarre narrative about 3 HIMEOBS agents gone rogue supervillain in giant mech-suits.  :evil:



OMG YES YES YES YES YES

I was trying to find this WOMP yesterday and I couldn't locate it!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Payne

Quote from: Nigel on July 21, 2011, 11:20:29 PM
Quote from: Payne on July 21, 2011, 06:30:23 AM
Quote from: Telarus on July 21, 2011, 06:24:28 AM
:lulz:

I swear to Her that in the next few months I'm re-making the giant-robot shooter FPS game prototype, and after every few waves of enemies I'm just going to have WOMPS from PD float across the screen sketching out a bizarre narrative about 3 HIMEOBS agents gone rogue supervillain in giant mech-suits.  :evil:



OMG YES YES YES YES YES

I was trying to find this WOMP yesterday and I couldn't locate it!

It's like "The School of Athens" for modern times.

Triple Zero

Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Nephew Twiddleton

Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS