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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Suu

#5145
December 15, 2011, 02:54:07 PM
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Freeky

#5146
December 15, 2011, 06:16:34 PM
See the Good Reverend's new sig for deatails.

Juana

#5147
December 15, 2011, 06:22:30 PM
Speaking of WOMPage, you ever gonna do anything with the fruits of Holy Quest #2, Roger?
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

The Good Reverend Roger

#5148
December 15, 2011, 06:23:42 PM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on December 15, 2011, 06:22:30 PM
Speaking of WOMPage, you ever gonna do anything with the fruits of Holy Quest #2, Roger?

Yes, but it will take a bit.  My laptop has the Russian STD.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Juana

#5149
December 20, 2011, 10:31:15 PM Last Edit: December 20, 2011, 10:36:23 PM by Secret Agent GARBO
I have decided there needs to be a Callista picspam. Because she is soooo WOMPable. Expect many, many more.



"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Reeducation

#5150
December 20, 2011, 10:42:48 PM
AAAARGH! :lulz:

That's too scary!  :x


And I am on my way right now to have a smoke.
At that same fucking place.

At night.

It's quite dark out THERE...
I am very calm

Juana

#5151
December 20, 2011, 10:59:07 PM
Ssshhhh, maybe you'll escape unnoticed. And thanks!
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

EK WAFFLR

#5152
December 21, 2011, 12:21:57 AM
God damn Callista poked my eye out with her chin.  :lulz:
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#5153
December 21, 2011, 03:03:08 AM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on December 20, 2011, 10:31:15 PM
I have decided there needs to be a Callista picspam. Because she is soooo WOMPable. Expect many, many more.





Hahahaha whaaaaaaat? Who IS that???
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Juana

#5154
December 21, 2011, 03:07:33 AM
Callista Gingrich, Newty's current wife.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

EK WAFFLR

#5155
December 21, 2011, 03:12:00 AM
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
[/b]

Suu

#5156
December 21, 2011, 03:15:53 AM
 :ohnotache:
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#5157
December 21, 2011, 03:33:21 AM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Suu

#5158
December 21, 2011, 03:37:33 AM
I just...I...I got nothing.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#5159
December 21, 2011, 03:49:45 AM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on December 21, 2011, 03:07:33 AM
Callista Gingrich, Newty's current wife.

She is TERRIBLY pointy!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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