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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #5715 on: March 13, 2015, 12:18:58 pm »

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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #5716 on: March 13, 2015, 12:50:02 pm »
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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #5717 on: April 25, 2015, 06:35:37 am »
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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #5718 on: April 25, 2015, 09:48:04 pm »
You probably Marked All Read, you bastard.

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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #5719 on: May 02, 2015, 03:17:15 am »
Probably.

Have at you, knaves:

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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #5720 on: May 02, 2015, 03:33:48 am »
Is that Roger as a wee tot?
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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #5721 on: May 02, 2015, 06:33:24 am »
Is that Roger as a wee tot?

It is.  See the afterbirth on my nose?  Soaking wet behind the ears, too.

I had just made corporal the day before, so we celebrated by having bricks heaved at us (the people lining the road are all holding rocks.  People in DeHab hate everyone.)

ETA:  They make corporals ridiculously young, if you think about it.  My son's been one since his 21st birthday, and I am 21 in that pic.
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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #5722 on: May 15, 2015, 06:05:46 pm »

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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #5723 on: May 15, 2015, 09:05:15 pm »
Is that Roger as a wee tot?

It is.  See the afterbirth on my nose?  Soaking wet behind the ears, too.

I had just made corporal the day before, so we celebrated by having bricks heaved at us (the people lining the road are all holding rocks.  People in DeHab hate everyone.)

ETA:  They make corporals ridiculously young, if you think about it.  My son's been one since his 21st birthday, and I am 21 in that pic.

Wait, what?
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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #5724 on: May 15, 2015, 09:34:57 pm »
Is that Roger as a wee tot?

It is.  See the afterbirth on my nose?  Soaking wet behind the ears, too.

I had just made corporal the day before, so we celebrated by having bricks heaved at us (the people lining the road are all holding rocks.  People in DeHab hate everyone.)

ETA:  They make corporals ridiculously young, if you think about it.  My son's been one since his 21st birthday, and I am 21 in that pic.

Wait, what?

It's how things are managed.
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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #5725 on: May 16, 2015, 10:37:11 am »
What things, impromptu stonings?
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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #5726 on: May 17, 2015, 06:05:50 am »
What things, impromptu stonings?

Some places have county fairs.

I can't decide which is worse.
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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #5727 on: May 17, 2015, 06:19:12 am »
What things, impromptu stonings?

Some places have county fairs.

I can't decide which is worse.

Stones can be returned to sender swiftly.  :)

County Fairs... well... not so much.
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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #5728 on: May 17, 2015, 06:29:13 am »
What things, impromptu stonings?

Some places have county fairs.

I can't decide which is worse.

Stones can be returned to sender swiftly.  :)

County Fairs... well... not so much.

Angry mobs over there don't involve Clay Aiken, either.  So I think we have consensus.
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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #5729 on: October 11, 2015, 10:59:51 pm »


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