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Started by tyrannosaurus vex, October 18, 2007, 06:01:04 AM

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tyrannosaurus vex

October 18, 2007, 06:01:04 AM
THERE IS NO GRAND TRANS-GENERATIONAL CONSPIRACY AFOOT.

Stop blaming:
-The Gays
-The GOP
-The Democrats
-The JOOOS
-The Muslims
-The Government

There is no concerted effort to make people stupid.
There just isn't much being done to make them smart.
PEOPLE ARE ALREADY IDIOTS. They do not need any help.

The government does not control Hollywood. There are too many major motion pictures coming out with obvious anti-government-policy messages. You could say the government doesn't care or that people are using these movies so they can "beat the government" vicariously through these movies while leaving the real world alone. But no self-respecting totalitarian regime would allow such outright dissent, much less a conscious conspiracy movement.

As much as I like to blame shit on people who don't deserve it, I have to face the facts.

There is no conspiracy, and the only evil genius at work in the world today are the heaving masses of seven billion half-retarded monkeys with too many shiny doomsday buttons at their fingertips.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Cainad (dec.)

#1
October 18, 2007, 06:08:47 AM
:mittens:

At what point do the conspiracy theories become more complicated than the society these conspiracies are supposed to control?

Sepia

#2
October 18, 2007, 06:21:18 AM
Quote from: vexati0n on October 18, 2007, 06:01:04 AM
There just isn't much being done to make them smart.

This is beautiful.

I discussed this topic a couple of days ago with a friend who meant that They have learned new tricks, allowing anyone to take a shot at they because they can afford it. He said every reaction could be controlled and polled and thought damage control would be a more viable means of control rather the good ol' censorship or blatant no.
Everyone will always be too late

Triple Zero

#3
October 18, 2007, 01:31:56 PM Last Edit: October 18, 2007, 07:41:28 PM by triple zero
Cube [movie] said it:

there is no conspiracy.
nobody is in charge.
big brother is not watching you.
it's a headless blunder
operating under the illusion
of a masterplan.



[edit for Idem notifying me that the movie is called "Cube", not "the Cube"]
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e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Lies

#4
October 18, 2007, 01:45:35 PM
Quote from: triple zero on October 18, 2007, 01:31:56 PM
the Cube [movie] said it:

there is no conspiracy.
nobody is in charge.
big brother is not watching you.
it's a headless blunder
operating under the illusion
of a masterplan.
I fucking love that movie

My friends would ask "What was the cube for?"
I'd shake my head and say "They already explained... the left hand didn't know what the right hand was doing, and it was made and it had to be used"
Says a lot about a lot.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Agrippa

#5
October 18, 2007, 08:13:16 PM
Nice.. i like it.. the Cube quote too..

But if there is no conspiracy, how do you explain the teletubbies?

AFK

#6
October 18, 2007, 08:17:27 PM
Quote from: Agrippa on October 18, 2007, 08:13:16 PM
Nice.. i like it.. the Cube quote too..

But if there is no conspiracy, how do you explain the teletubbies?

hovering bacon
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

The Good Reverend Roger

#7
October 19, 2007, 03:28:47 AM
Quote from: vexati0n on October 18, 2007, 06:01:04 AM
THERE IS NO GRAND TRANS-GENERATIONAL CONSPIRACY AFOOT.

Stop blaming:
-The Gays
-The GOP
-The Democrats
-The JOOOS
-The Muslims
-The Government

There is no concerted effort to make people stupid.
There just isn't much being done to make them smart.
PEOPLE ARE ALREADY IDIOTS. They do not need any help.

The government does not control Hollywood. There are too many major motion pictures coming out with obvious anti-government-policy messages. You could say the government doesn't care or that people are using these movies so they can "beat the government" vicariously through these movies while leaving the real world alone. But no self-respecting totalitarian regime would allow such outright dissent, much less a conscious conspiracy movement.

As much as I like to blame shit on people who don't deserve it, I have to face the facts.

There is no conspiracy, and the only evil genius at work in the world today are the heaving masses of seven billion half-retarded monkeys with too many shiny doomsday buttons at their fingertips.

Sucker.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

B_M_W

#8
October 19, 2007, 06:23:12 AM
Which is worse:

1) There is no conspiracy but you are constantly seeking whether there is one.

2) There is a conspiracy, and you decided to close yourself to that idea.
One by one, we break the sheep from their Iron Bar Prisons and expand their imaginations, make them think for themselves. In turn, they break more from their prisons. Eventually, critical mass is reached. Our key word: Resolve. Evangelize with compassion and determination. And realize that there will be few in the beginning. We are hand picking our successors. They are the future of Discordianism. Let us guide our future with intelligence.

     --Reverse Brainwashing: A Guide http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=9801.0

6.5 billion Buddhas walking around.

99.xxxxxxx% forgot they are Buddha.

Cainad (dec.)

#9
October 19, 2007, 06:29:37 AM
Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_Wannabe on October 19, 2007, 06:23:12 AM
Which is worse:

1) There is no conspiracy but you are constantly seeking whether there is one.

2) There is a conspiracy, and you decided to close yourself to that idea.

3) There is no conspiracy, and you decided to close yourself to that idea.

Fucking BORING.

guest7654

#10
October 19, 2007, 08:41:51 AM
Quote from: Cainad on October 19, 2007, 06:29:37 AM
Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_Wannabe on October 19, 2007, 06:23:12 AM
Which is worse:

1) There is no conspiracy but you are constantly seeking whether there is one.

2) There is a conspiracy, and you decided to close yourself to that idea.

3) There is no conspiracy, and you decided to close yourself to that idea.

Fucking BORING.

4) There is no conspiracy, so you make one.

DarkStar

#11
October 19, 2007, 08:42:30 AM Last Edit: October 19, 2007, 08:51:47 AM by DarkStar
People tend to forget their freedoms.  They become complacent in their lives.  They allow the government to dictate to them, when in reality, it was intended for us to dictate to them.  Fucking vote.  That is the one thing that we have.  Then be vocal to those that were elected to represent you even if your person doesn't win.  I really don't give a shit if you vote for people that have no chance of winning, but by voting it allows you the opportunity to complain. 

If you are too young to vote, this isn't meant for you.  If you are old enough and don't vote, STFU

Vex,

Sorry for ranting in your thread.

ETA:  The conspiracy does exist, because the people have allowed it to be created by their own stupidity.
Freedom should never be taken for granted.  When you give yours away, you give mine.  Fuck you.

LMNO

#12
October 19, 2007, 01:14:44 PM
Quote from: rzasthole on October 19, 2007, 08:41:51 AM
Quote from: Cainad on October 19, 2007, 06:29:37 AM
Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_Wannabe on October 19, 2007, 06:23:12 AM
Which is worse:

1) There is no conspiracy but you are constantly seeking whether there is one.

2) There is a conspiracy, and you decided to close yourself to that idea.

3) There is no conspiracy, and you decided to close yourself to that idea.

Fucking BORING.

4) There is no conspiracy, so you make one.

5) The conspiracy is so big, it doesn't matter whether you believe in it or not.

tyrannosaurus vex

#13
October 19, 2007, 01:43:09 PM
6) The only conspiracy is the conspiracy we are all in on, against ourselves.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Cain

#14
October 19, 2007, 02:37:55 PM
7) elements of all of the above are true.
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