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« Reply #330 on: July 31, 2011, 06:55:14 pm »
I stand for SCIENCE! and the horrors it can achieve.

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Re: Colbertgasm
« Reply #331 on: July 31, 2011, 07:14:39 pm »
I wonder if they'll realize that all-caps SCIENCE! is something different than your regular garden variety science.
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« Reply #332 on: July 31, 2011, 07:44:37 pm »
I stood for SCIENCE! as well. We should make #SCIENCE! a Twitter meme.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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« Reply #333 on: July 31, 2011, 07:46:05 pm »
Actually it will have to be #FORSCIENCE
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: Colbertgasm
« Reply #334 on: August 01, 2011, 01:28:13 pm »
@placiddingo.

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« Reply #335 on: August 01, 2011, 06:28:14 pm »
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Dear Hero,

You are receiving this letter because you had the courage to visit http://bit.ly/PACstand, and more importantly, the attention span to fill out the form before getting distracted by Facebook, GChat, or a Huffington Post article with “PIPPA WHALETAIL” in the title.

Thank you for plumbing the depths of your soul and passing along the principles you value most dearly. Your concerns are important to us, and will be appreciated in the order they are received.

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If someone does the “Fine, you’re right, I’m clearly a terrible person, I’m Satan, I’m the worst person alive, I should just die” thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial in

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« Reply #336 on: August 01, 2011, 08:03:12 pm »
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Dear Hero,

You are receiving this letter because you had the courage to visit http://bit.ly/PACstand, and more importantly, the attention span to fill out the form before getting distracted by Facebook, GChat, or a Huffington Post article with “PIPPA WHALETAIL” in the title.

Thank you for plumbing the depths of your soul and passing along the principles you value most dearly. Your concerns are important to us, and will be appreciated in the order they are received.

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Fuck, I may go donate, just for the "see you in robot hell" comment.   :lulz:
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Re: Colbertgasm
« Reply #337 on: August 01, 2011, 09:00:34 pm »
It seems that SCIENCE! is the choice, in case anyone hasn't guessed. So take a stand! (I'm not sure how much longer the link will be up)

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Re: Colbertgasm
« Reply #338 on: August 18, 2011, 04:17:39 am »
Got this. Assuming you guys got the same thing, but hadn't seen it posted.

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Subject: Spiders In Your Hair!

Dear Future Victims,

They're doing it again – and we have only seconds to stop them before you, your pets, and everyone you love could experience whatever it is you're most afraid of!

And don't forget, earlier I used the phrase "Spiders In Your Hair."

Send me twenty-five dollars right now to make a difference. Or send me a hundred dollars to make four differences. Or just let the bad guys win. Your choice.

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« Reply #339 on: August 18, 2011, 06:04:52 am »
Got this. Assuming you guys got the same thing, but hadn't seen it posted.

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Subject: Spiders In Your Hair!

Dear Future Victims,

They're doing it again – and we have only seconds to stop them before you, your pets, and everyone you love could experience whatever it is you're most afraid of!

And don't forget, earlier I used the phrase "Spiders In Your Hair."

Send me twenty-five dollars right now to make a difference. Or send me a hundred dollars to make four differences. Or just let the bad guys win. Your choice.

Quick – Look behind you!

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Some more great pics over there...


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« Reply #340 on: August 18, 2011, 06:14:34 am »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53C-43XiuXM&feature=youtu.be

Holy crap, the last shot of Stephen Colbert's head is both beautiful and terrifying.  But space is super scary for me anyway, so...
If someone does the “Fine, you’re right, I’m clearly a terrible person, I’m Satan, I’m the worst person alive, I should just die” thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial in

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« Reply #341 on: August 18, 2011, 11:54:02 am »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53C-43XiuXM&feature=youtu.be

Holy crap, the last shot of Stephen Colbert's head is both beautiful and terrifying.  But space is super scary for me anyway, so...

It has to try hard to be.  You keep bending it...
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« Reply #342 on: August 18, 2011, 05:00:24 pm »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53C-43XiuXM&feature=youtu.be

Holy crap, the last shot of Stephen Colbert's head is both beautiful and terrifying.  But space is super scary for me anyway, so...

It has to try hard to be.  You keep bending it...

That's right, I almost forgot about that.  There's just so much of it, though, and I can only do localized space/time points (namely in people's pance) at any given time. :sad:  THERE'S NO PANCE IN SPACE! :x
If someone does the “Fine, you’re right, I’m clearly a terrible person, I’m Satan, I’m the worst person alive, I should just die” thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial in

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« Reply #343 on: August 19, 2011, 09:29:34 pm »
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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« Reply #344 on: August 20, 2011, 12:28:26 am »
This may or may not be part of the reason I avoid the wearing of pance.