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Re: Colbertgasm
« Reply #345 on: August 20, 2011, 03:33:21 am »
This may or may not be part of the reason I avoid the wearing of pance.

My domain is the pance region.  Is different than NO PANCE.
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As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


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Re: Colbertgasm
« Reply #346 on: September 22, 2011, 12:54:57 pm »
For the record: Colbert used 23 skidoo again, in the episode from September 21, 2011. In this bit: http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/397645/september-21-2011/coming-soon---hour-long-radiohead-special

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Re: Colbertgasm
« Reply #347 on: September 22, 2011, 05:53:51 pm »
For the record: Colbert used 23 skidoo again, in the episode from September 21, 2011. In this bit: http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/397645/september-21-2011/coming-soon---hour-long-radiohead-special
:ECH:

He obviously wants this GASM to continue!
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Re: Colbertgasm
« Reply #348 on: October 12, 2011, 04:51:40 pm »
Bump:

Does anyone still have the discordian letterheads?

I thought I had found them but ALL the links are dead.
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Re: Colbertgasm
« Reply #349 on: November 11, 2011, 02:19:31 pm »
Colbert went on a Law of 5s rant last night. Literally! In Herman Cain's autobiography, he devotes a chapter to the recurring "45s" in his life. Colbert explained how the number 45 is related to the number 23, like that Jim Carrey movie, and that 5s occur all over the place. He concluded by saying it's all a democrat conspiracy.


http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/401900/november-09-2011/herman-cain-s-democrat-conspiracy  -- starts at about 2:00

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Re: Colbertgasm
« Reply #350 on: November 11, 2011, 03:20:54 pm »
The game is afoot!

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Re: Colbertgasm
« Reply #351 on: November 29, 2011, 07:58:00 pm »
found this conversation about colbertgasm on another board:

hxxp://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?p=3149678

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Re: Colbertgasm
« Reply #352 on: December 07, 2011, 12:37:24 am »
found this conversation about colbertgasm on another board:

hxxp://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?p=3149678

Oh hey look at that, that was Zoklet.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: Colbertgasm
« Reply #353 on: December 10, 2011, 08:47:08 pm »
found this conversation about colbertgasm on another board:

hxxp://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?p=3149678

Oh hey look at that, that was Zoklet.

Wow. did that place give anyone else a headache? Talk about noise to signal ratio.

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Re: Colbertgasm
« Reply #354 on: December 12, 2011, 02:36:35 am »
found this conversation about colbertgasm on another board:

hxxp://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?p=3149678

Oh hey look at that, that was Zoklet.

Wow. did that place give anyone else a headache? Talk about noise to signal ratio.

It's totally like that.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: Colbertgasm
« Reply #355 on: January 10, 2012, 01:28:27 am »
On January 5th, 2012, Colbert flashed a distinct 23 with hand gestures:

http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/405273/january-05-2012/indecision-2012---fun-rick-santorum

(skip to 1:40 for the gesture)

Aside from the obvious 23, displayed on the FIFTH of the month, the particular hand signs are the peace sign with his (crossed) left hand ("V", or 5), and a Shocker sign with his right hand.
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Re: Colbertgasm
« Reply #356 on: January 13, 2012, 08:41:20 pm »
Colbert SuperPAC sent this out yesterday:

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Dear Super PAC Super Members,

Hi there. I'm Jon. It looks like I'm running this thing now. All the details are in the press release below. Quick question: does anybody know where the key to the Super PAC bathroom is?

Thanks,

Jon Stewart
President Pro Tem
Americans For A Better Tomorrow, Tomorrow


FOR REALLY IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Under New Management!

BASIC CABLE, USA – Americans For A Better Tomorrow, Tomorrow, an FEC registered Super PAC, today announced the addition of Jon Stewart to its executive board (along with the subtraction of Stephen Colbert).

With this change the group, which had been known colloquially as Colbert Super PAC, can now be referred to as The Definitely Not Coordinating With Stephen Colbert Super PAC. They have already begun updating all of their letterhead with sharpie.

"I am excited to take the reins of this completely independent organization, and begin to air ads in South Carolina," said New President and Noncommunication Director Jon Stewart. "But I want to be clear: Stephen and I have in no way have worked out a series of morse-code blinks to convey information with each other on our respective shows."

Colbert is currently exploring a run for President of the United States of South Carolina. Because of this, he cannot be associated with any Super PACs, although he has asked Americans For A Better Tomorrow, Tomorrow to forward any periodicals of an "adult nature." *

Americans A Better Tomorrow, Tomorrow is an independent, expenditure-only committee founded by Stephen Colbert in the wake of the Supreme Court's Citizens United ruling, then handed down to Jon Stewart like a pair of old dungarees.

###

For Press Inquiries Contact:
Alberto Rčalnamč
Communications Director, Definitely Not Coordinating With Stephen Colbert Super PAC
alberto.realname@colbertsuperpac.com

* Including the periodical "Adult Nature".


I think This should go here. Hasn't there been a lot of letterhead requests lately?
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Re: Colbertgasm
« Reply #357 on: January 13, 2012, 11:26:41 pm »
I think we charge Colbert with using Last Train to Transcentral as his official campaign song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gM09iw75-g


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Re: Colbertgasm
« Reply #358 on: January 14, 2012, 03:22:47 am »
OMG, they did it. Awesome.
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Re: Colbertgasm
« Reply #359 on: January 15, 2012, 04:28:25 pm »
Wait. Did which? Used the song? I don't have tv where I'm at!!!