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Re: Colbertgasm
« Reply #225 on: April 24, 2008, 03:35:18 am »
when do we mail Jon Stewart?
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Re: Colbertgasm
« Reply #226 on: April 24, 2008, 04:07:39 am »
Whenever you trap him in the box and get some stamps, I suppose.

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Re: Colbertgasm
« Reply #227 on: April 24, 2008, 04:10:58 am »
oh well, in that case I want to keep him.    :wink:
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Re: Colbertgasm
« Reply #228 on: May 01, 2008, 03:42:15 am »
Poked fun at scientologists and spoke dutch today.
According to the law of fives, Colbert is clearly stealing from the forums.

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Re: Colbertgasm
« Reply #229 on: May 09, 2008, 02:04:23 am »
Colbert update:
Quoted this thread :http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=16112.0  (Terrorist Watchlist)
and talked about Quantum crap
and mentioned florida.


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Re: Colbertgasm
« Reply #230 on: May 31, 2008, 01:44:13 am »
UPDATE:

Colbert used the fuckmittens on the show.

He was talking about how Florida and Michigan broke Democrat party rules and so they were being punished by the party, and Michigans response was "changing the shape of their state from a mitten, to a mitten flipping you off"


:fuckmittens:

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Re: Colbertgasm
« Reply #231 on: May 31, 2008, 01:57:02 am »
UPDATE:

Colbert used the fuckmittens on the show.

He was talking about how Florida and Michigan broke Democrat party rules and so they were being punished by the party, and Michigans response was "changing the shape of their state from a mitten, to a mitten flipping you off"


:fuckmittens:

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Re: Colbertgasm
« Reply #232 on: May 31, 2008, 02:00:07 am »
:fuckmittens:

Mah mittens are spreading!



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Re: Colbertgasm
« Reply #233 on: May 31, 2008, 06:09:23 am »
UPDATE:

Colbert used the fuckmittens on the show.

He was talking about how Florida and Michigan broke Democrat party rules and so they were being punished by the party, and Michigans response was "changing the shape of their state from a mitten, to a mitten flipping you off"


:fuckmittens:

OH MY GODDESS YES

that ruuuuuuuuules

can someone yank the clip? If someone can grab the relevant video chunk, I'll blog it.

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Re: Colbertgasm
« Reply #234 on: May 31, 2008, 01:09:37 pm »
Wow. If /b/ was full of Discordians, and they learned of this, there would surely be mention of "epic win" somewhere in there.

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Re: Colbertgasm
« Reply #235 on: May 31, 2008, 02:24:55 pm »
wow. this is one of the first vague references that i really think can't be a coincidence anymore
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Re: Colbertgasm
« Reply #236 on: June 01, 2008, 09:41:14 am »
http://www.comedycentral.com/

It may not be there much longer, but it's the clip titled "Democralypse Now - Florida and Michigan"

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Re: Colbertgasm
« Reply #237 on: June 01, 2008, 07:59:31 pm »
EPIC WIN

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Re: Colbertgasm
« Reply #238 on: October 17, 2008, 12:27:24 am »
BUMP

http://blackironprison.com/index.php?title=Colbertgasm


I FINALLY updated the web page. I've included a TON of video clips documenting our successes.

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Re: Colbertgasm
« Reply #239 on: October 17, 2008, 12:37:11 am »
you left out the day he used the apple he broke his wrist and now forever wears a wrist strong bracelet
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