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Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
« Reply #15 on: February 05, 2008, 05:18:04 pm »
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Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
« Reply #16 on: February 05, 2008, 06:19:07 pm »
I find it hard to even lurk at MW.  I just saw a thread titled "signs that a spell worked" and nearly pissed myself I was laughing so hard.  True story.

These people actually take themselves seriously?

Yeah, I hear ya.  I had an account there awhile back but I just couldn't take it.  They make the Steve Jackson fan bois look down-right rational. 
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Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
« Reply #17 on: February 05, 2008, 06:41:29 pm »
I find it hard to even lurk at MW.  I just saw a thread titled "signs that a spell worked" and nearly pissed myself I was laughing so hard.  True story.

These people actually take themselves seriously?

Yeah, I hear ya.  I had an account there awhile back but I just couldn't take it.  They make the Steve Jackson fan bois look down-right rational. 
Ugh.  I used to deal with those chucklefucks back in the days of #GurpsNET-L.  Liz McCoy, Sean Punch  and David Pulver were okay.  So was Onno Meyer.  But the rest tended to get pretty fucking annoying pretty quickly.

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Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
« Reply #18 on: February 05, 2008, 07:43:05 pm »
10. "I've always, always regarded the Discordians as being people who chose to be Discordians because they can't be arsed to actually do any work to develop a relationship with a specific deity, they were too wishy-washy to choose just one path, and they just want to be a mishmash of everything and not have to work at learning about rituals or traditions or any such thing as that. "Oooh, I'm a Discordian! I can do whatever I want! Which means I can just SAY I'm a pagan but I never bother doing rituals or studying any kind of sacred texts or developing a relationship with deity, etc! I can go around and not be Christian, but I won't quite be anything else either because I just can't commit and I can't be ARSED to commit!"

Spoiled brats of the pagan world, I thought. I really don't have a lot of respect for Discordians. They just strike me as spiritually lazy."

This post is by someone who is pissed off that we can do everything they can do, without wearing a pointed hat.

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Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
« Reply #19 on: February 05, 2008, 07:44:53 pm »

they were too wishy-washy to choose just one path, and they just want to be a mishmash of everything and not have to work at learning about rituals or traditions or any such thing as that.


Yeah, because Wiccans have never done that.
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Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
« Reply #20 on: February 05, 2008, 07:52:35 pm »
Hey, fuck you man!  Fenrir and Bast totally go together!

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Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
« Reply #21 on: February 05, 2008, 07:58:17 pm »
Hey, fuck you man!  Fenrir and Bast totally go together!

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Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
« Reply #22 on: February 06, 2008, 10:39:12 am »
Its stuff like that that makes me glad I'm not one of *those* people.
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Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
« Reply #23 on: February 06, 2008, 02:52:13 pm »
8. "A successful and a good discordian, is one who gets others angry, upset, and is skilled at mocking and belittling them.The better they are at it, the more they are respected by thier peers."

People dont need to belittle to get a point accross, in fact sometimes this has the opposite effect.

If someone were to mock a Discordian and it was genuinely funny, I'm sure they would happily laugh at themself.

If discordians are pushing their beliefs on to others, they are sure crappy discordians. Forced jokes are never funny.

I don't have any respect for my fellow discordian's *because they are discordian*, but ill generate respect for anyone who deserves it imo.
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Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
« Reply #24 on: February 06, 2008, 02:57:37 pm »
Believe me, these people needed mocking.  I swear to Eris, if you can't even mock people who believe they had sex with a god, got turned into a Rabbi and believe in dragons, you can't mock anyone.

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Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
« Reply #25 on: February 06, 2008, 03:04:20 pm »
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Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
« Reply #26 on: February 06, 2008, 04:30:17 pm »
10. "I've always, always regarded the Eclectic Neo-Pagan/Wiccan MW Mol worshiper as being people who chose to be Eclectic Neo-Pagan/Wiccan MW Mol worshiper because they can't be arsed to actually do any work to develop a relationship with a specific deity, they were too wishy-washy to choose just one path, and they just want to be a mishmash of everything and not have to work at learning about rituals or traditions or any such thing as that. "Oooh, I'm a Eclectic Neo-Pagan/Wiccan MW Mol worshiper! I can do whatever I want! Which means I can just SAY I'm a ball of fluff but I never bother doing rituals or studying any kind of sacred texts or developing a relationship with whatever deity from whatever pantheon I pick today, etc! I can go around and not be Christian, but I won't quite be anything else either because I just can't commit and I can't be ARSED to commit or ever bother to think for myself because I love being a sheep!"

Spoiled brats of the fluffy pagan world, I thought. I really don't have a lot of respect for Eclectic Neo-Pagan/Wiccan MW Mol worshiper. They just strike me as brain dead."

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Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
« Reply #27 on: February 06, 2008, 04:33:15 pm »
Believe me, these people needed mocking.  I swear to Eris, if you can't even mock people who believe they had sex with a god, got turned into a Rabbi and believe in dragons, you can't mock anyone.

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Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
« Reply #28 on: February 06, 2008, 04:34:07 pm »
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Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
« Reply #29 on: February 06, 2008, 04:37:14 pm »
Believe me, these people needed mocking.  I swear to Eris, if you can't even mock people who believe they had sex with a god, got turned into a Rabbi and believe in dragons, you can't mock anyone.

still has me  :lulz:
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