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The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)

Started by Cain, February 04, 2008, 06:12:28 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#60
May 14, 2008, 04:01:57 AM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

hooplala

#61
May 14, 2008, 04:03:38 AM
QuoteMerry meet!

A question: Is there any credible evidence for the existence of fairies?

I was recently speaking with an elder who was trained in Nepal for thirty-five years as a Sadhus, and he has been teaching me about levitation pillows. He teaches that levitation pillows look like any regular pillow except that the inside is filled with shredded fairy wings.

He has said many times that fairies are rare but very real. Does anyone have any knowledge they might like to share on the subject?

Kind of pedestrian, now that I think about it.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

The Good Reverend Roger

#62
May 14, 2008, 04:04:44 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on May 14, 2008, 04:03:38 AM
QuoteMerry meet!

A question: Is there any credible evidence for the existence of fairies?

I was recently speaking with an elder who was trained in Nepal for thirty-five years as a Sadhus, and he has been teaching me about levitation pillows. He teaches that levitation pillows look like any regular pillow except that the inside is filled with shredded fairy wings.

He has said many times that fairies are rare but very real. Does anyone have any knowledge they might like to share on the subject?

Kind of pedestrian, now that I think about it.

I like the shredded fairy wings bit.

Expand on that.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#63
May 14, 2008, 04:39:04 AM
Wow, the MW thing is still going on?

TTM,
might just strap on his lollerskates...

Iason Ouabache

#64
May 14, 2008, 06:23:01 AM
Quote from: Alamaris on May 13, 2008, 11:39:29 PM
In all honesty, MW and the like made me lose my remaining faith in humanity.  The epitome of failure was on a different forum (not naming any names) where two people were having a very civil argument.  Person A was arguing for, and Person B, against.  No problem, right?  Nah.  Person A was arguing that fairies live on the sun, visit and talk to her, that other worlds are covered in unicorns, that that earth whales orbit the star Sirius.  In space.

This was my immediate reaction:  :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x

And then I lol'ed.

Horrormirth.   :lulz:
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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Iason Ouabache

#65
May 14, 2008, 07:43:22 AM
Quote from: Alamaris on May 14, 2008, 07:16:34 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on May 14, 2008, 06:23:01 AMHorrormirth.   :lulz:

Wow.  You created a single word that encompasses that "oh my god that's so funny but oh my god that's so wrong" reaction I get every time I wander into the internet.

Congrats!
Unfortunately I can't take credit for that one.  I'm not sure who here came up with that one.
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LMNO

#66
May 14, 2008, 01:37:30 PM
Group effort, I think.

hooplala

#67
May 14, 2008, 02:07:48 PM
They ain't biting over there... I suspected it was too overt.

Sigh.

Can't a guy have a little fun at some pagans expense?
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

hooplala

#68
May 14, 2008, 08:35:35 PM
MW admins...?  Assholes...?

SINCE WHEN?!













(Now THAT'S sarcasm!)
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#70
May 19, 2008, 06:45:28 AM Last Edit: May 19, 2008, 06:50:35 AM by Nigel
Quote from: LMNO on May 14, 2008, 01:37:30 PM
Group effort, I think.

Actually, I think it was you.

Here is the etymology as far as I was able to follow it using the advanced technology of "search":

Quote from: Nigel on December 07, 2007, 11:28:45 PM
Holy crap. What is the word for combined horror and mirth?

PNN replies:

Quote from: Naughty Nasturtiums on December 07, 2007, 11:30:53 PM
"PD.com"?

Then someone added a News line:
QuoteNews: PD.com: The combined word for "horror" and "mirth"

It stewed for a couple of months, and then  suddenly:

Quote from: LMNO on March 25, 2008, 03:11:41 PM
We need a "horror/mirth" emote.

Trip0 runs with it, and gets credit for the first use of the compound word in its final form:

Quote from: triple zero on March 25, 2008, 07:56:49 PM
ah check.

now i understand it, RP said in the puppy thread that some soldiers were trying to put a dog out of its misery, but found out that their guns were only good for wounding, not killing.

:horrormirth:

Cramulus sees the value of horrormirth immediately, and its place is cemented in the PD.com lexicon:

Quote from: Professor Cramulus on March 27, 2008, 02:02:50 PM
It's a pamphlet we're collectively working on. (and making baby steps towards for more than a year) It's supposed to be a bit funnier than the Black Iron Prison, but also funny in the "I can't tell if I'm laughing or screaming" kind of way. (horrormirth). Who knows if we'll accomplish that goal - check out the Lollercaust thread for more info.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

AFK

#71
May 19, 2008, 01:52:44 PM
This is how most things happen around here.  Like the Shrapnel thing, it was actually something LHX used in one of his pieces and I nabbed it.   :D

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Reginald Ret

#72
May 23, 2008, 04:06:15 AM
Quote6. "Congratulations. This isn't the forum for Chaos. This is a sanctuary, not a factory."

Because Discordians...like factories? I don't get it.

i'm feelling SRS(yes more then usually stop laughing) so i'll try to explain
discordianism=chaos
chaos=anarchy
anarchy=communism
communism=workers of the world untie! and take over the factories!

ergo discordians are trying to take over the factories. makes perfect sense.
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

"The worst forum ever" "The most mediocre forum on the internet" "The dumbest forum on the internet" "The most retarded forum on the internet" "The lamest forum on the internet" "The coolest forum on the internet"

the last yatto

#73
July 01, 2009, 07:30:33 AM
"Congratulations. This isn't the forum for Chaos. This is a sanctuary, not a factory."
podcast forum description?
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Template

#74
July 03, 2009, 02:36:58 AM
Quote from: ¶πᶿϠ on July 01, 2009, 07:30:33 AM
"Congratulations. This isn't the forum for Chaos. This is a sanctuary, not a factory."
podcast forum description?

Thanks for bumping the thread.

Maybe.

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