The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)

[Requia ☣]

15. "At least Satanists HAVE a worldview. After reading this thread, I'm convinced that discordians not only don't, but will actively mock anyone who does."

I think this quote pretty much sums up everything.

[maphdet]

A spell to make people quit fucking with you that REALLY works;

Finely grind wormwood and red pepper. Add garlic and onion salt. Mix completely.

Throw it in the fuckers eyes.

Brilliant!

[Requia ☣]

I can't even read archives anymore thanks to RWHNs avatar.  keep thinking I stumbled onto one of the bad threads.

[AFK]

Outlandish, ain't it? 

[Payne]

I wouldn't count AKK threads as "bad", reading them as archived.

There's some funny shit there.

[AFK]

He is the Patron Saint of Awful.  He should be forever revered. 

[The Good Reverend Roger]

He is the Patron Saint of Awful.  He should be forever revered. 

What killed me about AKK was how he always stayed pleasant (or almost always), and yet there was this incredible volume of stupidity that came out of his mouth.

I call him a Discordian Saint, but I cannot tolerate his presence for more than a few seconds.  Then I shit all over my chair and begin convulsing.

[Requia ☣]

Bump, just for the hell of it.

[Cain]

I think "people who laugh at Teabaggers" are now public enemy number one at MW (at least in Political Pagan), as opposed to merely Discordians now.

Those two groups have a fairly large overlap of course, but it's a matter of perception.

[BadBeast]

Merry meet!

A question: Is there any credible evidence for the existence of fairies?

I was recently speaking with an elder who was trained in Nepal for thirty-five years as a Sadhus, and he has been teaching me about levitation pillows. He teaches that levitation pillows look like any regular pillow except that the inside is filled with shredded fairy wings.

He has said many times that fairies are rare but very real. Does anyone have any knowledge they might like to share on the subject?

Kind of pedestrian, now that I think about it.

No, no, its good.  The more pathetic you make it, the better it is if they don't sniff a troll.

Addendum:  I'm watching that thread.

Never even heard of the site before, but I'm think I'll indulge meself.  I always knew these people were out there,
but so many, . . . . . . my inner troll can just hear the faint strains of whale music, and smell the rank odour of  patchouli oil. And the image of shredded fairies wings is pleasing.        

[Doktor Howl]

Bump for great justice.

We should go back there en masse again.

[Freeky]

Bump for great justice.

We should go back there en masse again.

Ooo, yeah.

[Don Coyote]

 

So glad I have just been lurking kinda. NO ONE SUSPECT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Bump for great justice.

We should go back there en masse again.

I'm in.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

I'm there!!