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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, April 07, 2008, 12:52:41 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

April 07, 2008, 12:52:41 PM
I hate the city. 

I hate the way it smells...Except at lunch time, when in one downtown block, you can smell Mexican, Italian, Chinese, Mongolian, and Japanese food, all at once.

I hate the way it looks...Except when some tri-racial girl walks by and knocks my socks off. 

I hate the way it sounds...Except when I pass by a young couple busking, doing a very reasonable Simon and Garfunckel.

I hate the way it tastes...Except that I can finally get a decent cup of coffee.

I hate the way it feels...except the feeling of the wind between my legs as I piss off the top of the courthouse building, onto the multi-level employee parking 6 floors beneath.

It's the little things, you see.  It's the little things that remind you for just a moment that all these monkeys surrounding you are actually people, and that they are all - at least in my city - different, and that difference is all that makes life worth living.  It also explains why the townload of Klansmen and bigots I recently escaped should be given the Sodom and Gomorrah treatment, as soon as God gets off his 2000+ year coffee break.

Yes, the sorry truth is that I love The City, and I will never leave it again.

And if you tell anyone I said that, I'll call you a liar, and I'll shit into the window of your car...Unless Coffee Bean steals it first.  He's a criminal, and I wouldn't put it past him.

Or kill me.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cramulus

#1
April 07, 2008, 01:40:24 PM
It's nice to know that on some days,
you are a benevolent rain god

Shaman Yacatismic

#2
April 07, 2008, 08:02:51 PM
Mmmmmm.....the smell of Mexihinongocalianese. Is there nothing better?
Shaman Yacatismic
Chaosopher, Whichdokta, Calmneesar
And Grand Poobah of the Twain Cabals:
Holy Temple of the Wandering Road Cone
and
The Commissarat Cabal

Golden Applesauce

#3
April 07, 2008, 08:20:14 PM
ATTN WOMP:

We need a picture of a tri-racial girl knocking TGRR out of his socks.



It's good to know that you aren't leaving the city - we all feel much safer now.


GA,
knows you can hurt me without leaving your room.
Q: How regularly do you hire 8th graders?
A: We have hired a number of FORMER 8th graders.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#4
April 07, 2008, 09:55:39 PM
I'm tri-racial, but I ain't no girl, baby. I'm a WOMAN.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

P3nT4gR4m

#5
April 07, 2008, 11:30:12 PM
Needs moar vitriol  :|

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Jasper

#6
April 07, 2008, 11:33:05 PM
It has him peeing on stuff, that's vitriol right?

P3nT4gR4m

#7
April 07, 2008, 11:38:20 PM
Probably but it wouldn't hurt to add a little moar, just to be on the safe side.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Cainad (dec.)

#8
April 08, 2008, 03:16:01 AM
Quote from: Dr. Felix Mackay on April 07, 2008, 11:33:05 PM
It has him peeing on stuff, that's vitriol right?

If TGRR actually pisses vitriol, then I will never, ever doubt anything he says ever again, even as a joke.



Because vitriol is, technically, sulphuric acid.

The Good Reverend Roger

#9
April 08, 2008, 03:47:39 AM
Quote from: SillyCybin on April 07, 2008, 11:30:12 PM
Needs moar vitriol  :|

I'm sure that will come, as my immune system starts to reject the monkeys.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#10
April 08, 2008, 03:48:30 AM
Quote from: Cainad on April 08, 2008, 03:16:01 AM
Quote from: Dr. Felix Mackay on April 07, 2008, 11:33:05 PM
It has him peeing on stuff, that's vitriol right?

If TGRR actually pisses vitriol, then I will never, ever doubt anything he says ever again, even as a joke.



Because vitriol is, technically, sulphuric acid.

As much as I am ashamed to admit it, no acid.  Turbo-herpes and mutant syphilis maybe, bit not acid.

Yet.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#11
April 08, 2008, 03:48:50 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 07, 2008, 09:55:39 PM
I'm tri-racial, but I ain't no girl, baby. I'm a WOMAN.

Not to an old fucker like me.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#12
April 08, 2008, 03:49:07 AM
Quote from: Golden Applesauce on April 07, 2008, 08:20:14 PM
ATTN WOMP:

We need a picture of a tri-racial girl knocking TGRR out of his socks.



It's good to know that you aren't leaving the city - we all feel much safer now.


GA,
knows you can hurt me without leaving your room.

We shall see, we shall see.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#13
April 08, 2008, 03:49:40 AM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on April 07, 2008, 01:40:24 PM
It's nice to know that on some days,
you are a benevolent rain god

Yeah, but you should hear them piss and moan when I bring up the whole sacrifice thing.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cainad (dec.)

#14
April 08, 2008, 03:50:22 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 08, 2008, 03:48:30 AM
Quote from: Cainad on April 08, 2008, 03:16:01 AM
Quote from: Dr. Felix Mackay on April 07, 2008, 11:33:05 PM
It has him peeing on stuff, that's vitriol right?

If TGRR actually pisses vitriol, then I will never, ever doubt anything he says ever again, even as a joke.



Because vitriol is, technically, sulphuric acid.

As much as I am ashamed to admit it, no acid.  Turbo-herpes and mutant syphilis maybe, bit not acid.

Yet.

We shall be patient, then.
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