Frequently asked questions..

[BADGE OF HONOR]

I can't handle drugs.   

[Thurnez Isa]

Im with RWHN on this one
but i have no problem with people wanted to check out of reality for a while
the only thing that irritates me is when people think their drugged out psycho babble is "brilliant"
cause i hate to ruin your high but 99.9 percent of the time... its not

[Purpleris Niaiseris]

I've never done any of that stuff.  Never appealed to me.  Reality is wacky enough as it is. 

Reality is for people who can't handle drugs.

[LMNO]

I've never done any of that stuff.  Never appealed to me.  Reality is wacky enough as it is. 

Reality is for people who can't handle drugs.

The next person who quotes Lily Tomlin without giving credit gets a fist up their ass.

[AFK]

Im with RWHN on this one
but i have no problem with people wanted to check out of reality for a while
the only thing that irritates me is when people think their drugged out psycho babble is "brilliant"
cause i hate to ruin your high but 99.9 percent of the time... its not

I have no problem with it either, personally.
I'm paid to have a problem with it when it involves adolescents, but then again we really focus on adolescents who are clearly out of control with their substance use.  We don't really deal with the kids who experimented once or twice, unless they get in trouble with the law.  We also don't get involved with BS Zero Tolerance policies because we know they don't work.  In fact there are some in our field who advocate for decriminalizing Marijuana. 

[Cramulus]

and I'm glad that there are rational people like you working in your field, RWHN.

[AFK]

Honestly, we really don't have a choice.  That is, if we want to be effective.  Kids aren't going to listen to Zero Tolerance.  It's a naive approach and goes nowhere.  We know they're going to experiment and use.  We just want them to understand what this stuff does when you abuse it and how it really can impact your life when you let it rule your life.  Kids just need the truth, straight and simple. 

Now, when they're in treatment it's a different ballgame, there it has to be Zero Tolerance. 

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

I've never done any of that stuff.  Never appealed to me.  Reality is wacky enough as it is. 

Reality is for people who can't handle drugs.

The next person who quotes Lily Tomlin without giving credit gets a fist up their ass.

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I've never done any of that stuff.  Never appealed to me.  Reality is wacky enough as it is. 

Reality is for people who can't handle drugs.

The next person who quotes Lily Tomlin without giving credit gets a fist up their ass.

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.

Holy shit Net I didn't know you were into fisting!

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

I've never done any of that stuff.  Never appealed to me.  Reality is wacky enough as it is. 

Reality is for people who can't handle drugs.

The next person who quotes Lily Tomlin without giving credit gets a fist up their ass.

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.

Holy shit Net I didn't know you were into fisting!

I'm cyber-fist-curious.

[Purpleris Niaiseris]

I've never done any of that stuff.  Never appealed to me.  Reality is wacky enough as it is. 

Reality is for people who can't handle drugs.

The next person who quotes Lily Tomlin without giving credit gets a fist up their ass.

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.

Holy shit Net I didn't know you were into fisting!

I'm cyber-fist-curious.

Honestly, we really don't have a choice.  That is, if we want to be effective.  Kids aren't going to listen to Zero Tolerance.  It's a naive approach and goes nowhere.  We know they're going to experiment and use.  We just want them to understand what this stuff does when you abuse it and how it really can impact your life when you let it rule your life.  Kids just need the truth, straight and simple. 

Now, when they're in treatment it's a different ballgame, there it has to be Zero Tolerance. 

and I'm glad that there are rational people like you working in your field, RWHN.

Im with RWHN on this one
but i have no problem with people wanted to check out of reality for a while
the only thing that irritates me is when people think their drugged out psycho babble is "brilliant"
cause i hate to ruin your high but 99.9 percent of the time... its not

I have no problem with it either, personally.
I'm paid to have a problem with it when it involves adolescents, but then again we really focus on adolescents who are clearly out of control with their substance use.  We don't really deal with the kids who experimented once or twice, unless they get in trouble with the law.  We also don't get involved with BS Zero Tolerance policies because we know they don't work.  In fact there are some in our field who advocate for decriminalizing Marijuana. 

Im with RWHN on this one
but i have no problem with people wanted to check out of reality for a while
the only thing that irritates me is when people think their drugged out psycho babble is "brilliant"
cause i hate to ruin your high but 99.9 percent of the time... its not

No worries guy. It's a common misconception. I think everyone is told that at one point or another.
It sounds like a logical explanation too.
I think the depression may be from a usage of serotonin. Similar to the way extacy does. I'm not 100% sure of that, but it seems reasonable.

Mushrooms are a good way to go IMO.
There's less of a chance of someone doing something wrong with those if you catch my drift.

Not that I do any of this crap now. I'm way too old. But I was young once.

just to add some counterpoint here---
I don't get to do this stuff too much anymore. It takes a lot of energy to work up the psychic focus to drive myself crazy for a day or so.

I've had good shroom trips and GREAT acid trips

I don't do shrooms anymore. The last five or so times that I have, they leave me feeling sick, clutching my stomach, wondering why I ate those horrible things. I mean, you are literally poisoning yourself, so feeling ill shouldn't be too much of a surprise. Then once it clears up, my trip is very heavily nonverbal and antisocial. Hasn't been too much fun.

LSD, however, is like eight hours of inspiration and giggling. It's too long IMHO, but I find it much cleaner feeling than shrooms. I'll take LSD over mushrooms 4 out of 5 times.

The quote above, doesnt really try to define anything, it is just hints at the basics, which is fine by me (I do stress that I am no authority) . This is by no means all that has been said about Discordianism. Online you will find vast tracts dedicated something that by its very nature refuses to be defined. These words are very interesting, but I cant help but feel there's something they're not quite getting. As the man said "A Discordian is Prohibited of Believing what he reads. "

Go figure...
                                                                               ...or don't.
-- Metaclysmia Discordia

    HAIL ERIS ALL HAIL DISCORDIA!     

                       

[Cramulus]

Please clarify?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I've never done any of that stuff.  Never appealed to me.  Reality is wacky enough as it is. 

Reality is for people who can't handle drugs.

The next person who quotes Lily Tomlin without giving credit gets a fist up their ass.

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.

Holy shit Net I didn't know you were into fisting!

I'm cyber-fist-curious.

Honestly, we really don't have a choice.  That is, if we want to be effective.  Kids aren't going to listen to Zero Tolerance.  It's a naive approach and goes nowhere.  We know they're going to experiment and use.  We just want them to understand what this stuff does when you abuse it and how it really can impact your life when you let it rule your life.  Kids just need the truth, straight and simple. 

Now, when they're in treatment it's a different ballgame, there it has to be Zero Tolerance. 

and I'm glad that there are rational people like you working in your field, RWHN.

Im with RWHN on this one
but i have no problem with people wanted to check out of reality for a while
the only thing that irritates me is when people think their drugged out psycho babble is "brilliant"
cause i hate to ruin your high but 99.9 percent of the time... its not

I have no problem with it either, personally.
I'm paid to have a problem with it when it involves adolescents, but then again we really focus on adolescents who are clearly out of control with their substance use.  We don't really deal with the kids who experimented once or twice, unless they get in trouble with the law.  We also don't get involved with BS Zero Tolerance policies because we know they don't work.  In fact there are some in our field who advocate for decriminalizing Marijuana. 

Im with RWHN on this one
but i have no problem with people wanted to check out of reality for a while
the only thing that irritates me is when people think their drugged out psycho babble is "brilliant"
cause i hate to ruin your high but 99.9 percent of the time... its not

No worries guy. It's a common misconception. I think everyone is told that at one point or another.
It sounds like a logical explanation too.
I think the depression may be from a usage of serotonin. Similar to the way extacy does. I'm not 100% sure of that, but it seems reasonable.

Mushrooms are a good way to go IMO.
There's less of a chance of someone doing something wrong with those if you catch my drift.

Not that I do any of this crap now. I'm way too old. But I was young once.

just to add some counterpoint here---
I don't get to do this stuff too much anymore. It takes a lot of energy to work up the psychic focus to drive myself crazy for a day or so.

I've had good shroom trips and GREAT acid trips

I don't do shrooms anymore. The last five or so times that I have, they leave me feeling sick, clutching my stomach, wondering why I ate those horrible things. I mean, you are literally poisoning yourself, so feeling ill shouldn't be too much of a surprise. Then once it clears up, my trip is very heavily nonverbal and antisocial. Hasn't been too much fun.

LSD, however, is like eight hours of inspiration and giggling. It's too long IMHO, but I find it much cleaner feeling than shrooms. I'll take LSD over mushrooms 4 out of 5 times.

The quote above, doesnt really try to define anything, it is just hints at the basics, which is fine by me (I do stress that I am no authority) . This is by no means all that has been said about Discordianism. Online you will find vast tracts dedicated something that by its very nature refuses to be defined. These words are very interesting, but I cant help but feel there's something they're not quite getting. As the man said "A Discordian is Prohibited of Believing what he reads. "

Go figure...
                                                                               ...or don't.
-- Metaclysmia Discordia

    HAIL ERIS ALL HAIL DISCORDIA!     

                       

wat

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Please clarify?

Oh, but that wouldn't be Discordian.  You have to type lots of gibberish, because that's what this is all about.

[AFK]

I've never done any of that stuff.  Never appealed to me.  Reality is wacky enough as it is. 

Reality is for people who can't handle drugs.

The next person who quotes Lily Tomlin without giving credit gets a fist up their ass.

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.

Holy shit Net I didn't know you were into fisting!

I'm cyber-fist-curious.

Honestly, we really don't have a choice.  That is, if we want to be effective.  Kids aren't going to listen to Zero Tolerance.  It's a naive approach and goes nowhere.  We know they're going to experiment and use.  We just want them to understand what this stuff does when you abuse it and how it really can impact your life when you let it rule your life.  Kids just need the truth, straight and simple. 

Now, when they're in treatment it's a different ballgame, there it has to be Zero Tolerance. 

and I'm glad that there are rational people like you working in your field, RWHN.

Im with RWHN on this one
but i have no problem with people wanted to check out of reality for a while
the only thing that irritates me is when people think their drugged out psycho babble is "brilliant"
cause i hate to ruin your high but 99.9 percent of the time... its not

I have no problem with it either, personally.
I'm paid to have a problem with it when it involves adolescents, but then again we really focus on adolescents who are clearly out of control with their substance use.  We don't really deal with the kids who experimented once or twice, unless they get in trouble with the law.  We also don't get involved with BS Zero Tolerance policies because we know they don't work.  In fact there are some in our field who advocate for decriminalizing Marijuana. 

Im with RWHN on this one
but i have no problem with people wanted to check out of reality for a while
the only thing that irritates me is when people think their drugged out psycho babble is "brilliant"
cause i hate to ruin your high but 99.9 percent of the time... its not

No worries guy. It's a common misconception. I think everyone is told that at one point or another.
It sounds like a logical explanation too.
I think the depression may be from a usage of serotonin. Similar to the way extacy does. I'm not 100% sure of that, but it seems reasonable.

Mushrooms are a good way to go IMO.
There's less of a chance of someone doing something wrong with those if you catch my drift.

Not that I do any of this crap now. I'm way too old. But I was young once.

just to add some counterpoint here---
I don't get to do this stuff too much anymore. It takes a lot of energy to work up the psychic focus to drive myself crazy for a day or so.

I've had good shroom trips and GREAT acid trips

I don't do shrooms anymore. The last five or so times that I have, they leave me feeling sick, clutching my stomach, wondering why I ate those horrible things. I mean, you are literally poisoning yourself, so feeling ill shouldn't be too much of a surprise. Then once it clears up, my trip is very heavily nonverbal and antisocial. Hasn't been too much fun.

LSD, however, is like eight hours of inspiration and giggling. It's too long IMHO, but I find it much cleaner feeling than shrooms. I'll take LSD over mushrooms 4 out of 5 times.

The quote above, doesnt really try to define anything, it is just hints at the basics, which is fine by me (I do stress that I am no authority) . This is by no means all that has been said about Discordianism. Online you will find vast tracts dedicated something that by its very nature refuses to be defined. These words are very interesting, but I cant help but feel there's something they're not quite getting. As the man said "A Discordian is Prohibited of Believing what he reads. "

Go figure...
                                                                               ...or don't.
-- Metaclysmia Discordia

    HAIL ERIS ALL HAIL DISCORDIA!     

                       

I feel like I'm missing something here.