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Started by Suu, June 11, 2008, 07:43:59 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#15
June 12, 2008, 12:21:12 AM
My tomato plants better get their little tomato asses in gear.
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Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#16
June 12, 2008, 12:26:53 AM
Quote from: Nigel on June 12, 2008, 12:21:12 AM
My tomato plants better get their little tomato asses in gear.


You Insensitive Bitch, I can't help it if I have ASS Tomatoes!
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Richter

#17
June 12, 2008, 12:35:45 AM
Yon Lady shrubbery hath back.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#18
June 12, 2008, 01:27:23 AM
Quote from: Ratatosk on June 12, 2008, 12:26:53 AM
Quote from: Nigel on June 12, 2008, 12:21:12 AM
My tomato plants better get their little tomato asses in gear.


You Insensitive Bitch, I can't help it if I have ASS Tomatoes!
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I can't help it, I'm genetically predisposed to be insensitive!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cainad (dec.)

#19
June 12, 2008, 01:51:54 AM
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on June 11, 2008, 08:03:49 PM
Quote from: Suu on June 11, 2008, 07:52:10 PM
One fucking restaurant doesn't wash their veggies and we take the hit? Fuck this!

WASH YOUR FUCKING VEGETABLES!!!

No, it's because the Food and Drug Administration doesn't actually have any power to Administer Food.  Stupidest name ever for an agency. 

That's it! We need food admins!

Ban salmonella plz, he's a troll!

Payne

#20
June 12, 2008, 08:58:42 AM
E.Coli BANNED! FOR DEATH THREATS!

Dysnomia

#21
June 13, 2008, 06:13:33 AM
did someone shit in the tomato fields again...?   :argh!:  At least we have tomato paste around the house so I can still make a decent sauce, should I feel like it. 
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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Suu

#22
June 13, 2008, 04:20:31 PM
It's salmonella, not e. coli, and apparently 6 more states just reported illnesses yesterday.  :x

None of them New England, because we grow our own fucking produce and don't rely on that West Coast pesticide encrusted crap.
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Jenne

#23
June 13, 2008, 05:09:44 PM
You mean Mexican pesticidal crap.

Luckily though, in CA, you can go to a local farmer's market and still find them, where they've been grown organically, etc. etc.

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#24
June 13, 2008, 06:29:26 PM
Mmmmm, yummy tomatoes for lunch!! They're delicious!!!

:p
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Mangrove

#25
June 13, 2008, 07:01:04 PM
Quote from: Nigel on June 12, 2008, 12:21:12 AM
My tomato plants better get their little tomato asses in gear.

Likewise.
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

Adios

#26
June 13, 2008, 07:12:35 PM
TERRAISTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THEY'S IN OUR FOOD!

Daruko

#27
June 13, 2008, 08:19:18 PM
i didn't know what the hell you guys were talking about until i just went to arby's for lunch and found out i couldn't have any tomatoes.  :evilmad:  i do not hesitate to say here that i will kill a motherfucker.

Dysnomia

#28
June 13, 2008, 08:21:48 PM
Quote from: Jenne on June 13, 2008, 05:09:44 PM
You mean Mexican pesticidal crap.

Luckily though, in CA, you can go to a local farmer's market and still find them, where they've been grown organically, etc. etc.

yup, you can...because the farmers here don't use the fields as bathrooms...
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Cainad (dec.)

#29
June 13, 2008, 08:24:52 PM
Plz to maintain the distinction between e. coli and salmonella :argh!:

Unless poomp contains salmon as well?
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