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Thonged in the Eye!
« on: June 21, 2008, 05:26:55 am »
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/us_world/2008/06/17/2008-06-17_thonged_in_the_eye_by_dainties_she_claim.html

A 52-year-old California woman is suing lingerie giant Victoria's Secret, charging she was hit in the eye by a decorative metallic object that flew off a thong she was trying on.

Macrida Patterson, a traffic officer for the Los Angeles Department of Transportation, claims her cornea was severely damaged in the underwear mishap.
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Re: Thonged in the Eye!
« Reply #1 on: June 21, 2008, 05:28:19 am »
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Re: Thonged in the Eye!
« Reply #2 on: June 21, 2008, 05:31:27 am »
What a stupid bitch.  52 years old and doesn't know how to put on underwear without breaking her face?  I'm looking forward to the Darwin Awards this year.

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Re: Thonged in the Eye!
« Reply #3 on: June 21, 2008, 05:37:25 am »
This situation serves as a bleak reminder that at any day you could be struck in the jugular by an errant pasty.

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Re: Thonged in the Eye!
« Reply #4 on: June 21, 2008, 07:42:01 am »
I'm afraid to wear underwear now because of this story. My quality of life has declined and my labia are chafed. I'm suing NY Daily News for printing it.
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Re: Thonged in the Eye!
« Reply #5 on: June 21, 2008, 07:47:02 am »
My team is actively involved in this investigation and thus I can't comment.

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Re: Thonged in the Eye!
« Reply #6 on: June 21, 2008, 08:56:44 am »
My team is actively involved in this investigation and thus I can't comment.

*wants to comment SOOOOOO BADLY*

Why should that stop you?

Also  :lulz: at OP. I KNEW that womens clothing was dangerous! I KNEW IT!

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Re: Thonged in the Eye!
« Reply #7 on: June 21, 2008, 04:29:02 pm »
My team is actively involved in this investigation and thus I can't comment.

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Just copy/paste your report, but substitute references to your team with 'a friend of mine'.
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Re: Thonged in the Eye!
« Reply #8 on: June 21, 2008, 04:50:32 pm »
This is exactly why 52 year old women shouldn't wear thongs.
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Re: Thonged in the Eye!
« Reply #9 on: June 23, 2008, 02:43:58 pm »
WHY ARE THERE SHARP METAL BITS IN WOMEN'S THONGS?

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Re: Thonged in the Eye!
« Reply #10 on: June 23, 2008, 02:48:46 pm »
WHY ARE THERE SHARP METAL BITS IN WOMEN'S THONGS?

Victoria's Secret has a weird habit of turning thongs into charm bracelets for the cooch.
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Re: Thonged in the Eye!
« Reply #11 on: June 23, 2008, 03:34:03 pm »
WHY ARE THERE SHARP METAL BITS IN WOMEN'S THONGS?

Victoria's Secret has a weird habit of turning thongs into charm bracelets for the cooch.

No other statement I read today will top this.  :lulz:
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Re: Thonged in the Eye!
« Reply #12 on: June 23, 2008, 03:43:17 pm »
WHY ARE THERE SHARP METAL BITS IN WOMEN'S THONGS?

Victoria's Secret has a weird habit of turning thongs into charm bracelets for the cooch.

No other statement I read today will top this.  :lulz:

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Re: Thonged in the Eye!
« Reply #13 on: June 23, 2008, 03:47:56 pm »
Okay, here's the question.  What guy is going to linger long enough on the lingerie to examine the adornments?  I mean, I think I'm not alone on this, but there's far more interesting treasure that lies beneath. 
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Re: Thonged in the Eye!
« Reply #14 on: June 23, 2008, 03:49:56 pm »
WHY ARE THERE SHARP METAL BITS IN WOMEN'S THONGS?

Victoria's Secret has a weird habit of turning thongs into charm bracelets for the cooch.

No other statement I read today will top this.  :lulz:

No other experience you have today will compare to the realization that your naughty bits JINGLE when you walk. :eek:

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