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Started by Cain, July 19, 2008, 01:42:12 PM

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Cain

July 19, 2008, 01:42:12 PM
Ask me anything and I shall give you sage wisdom from the advice puppy.

Example:

Advice puppy, can you help me with my bills?

Lies

#1
July 19, 2008, 03:57:28 PM
Advice puppy
What is love?
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Cain

#2
July 19, 2008, 04:14:16 PM

Cainad (dec.)

#3
July 19, 2008, 04:41:44 PM
Advice puppy, how do I shoop da whoop?

Cain

#4
July 19, 2008, 04:46:20 PM
Quote from: Cainad on July 19, 2008, 04:41:44 PM
Advice puppy, how do I shoop da whoop?

Triple Zero

#5
July 19, 2008, 05:33:28 PM
Advice puppy, got any cool ideas for me and my gf to do next week?
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Cain

#6
July 19, 2008, 06:23:44 PM
Quote from: triple zero on July 19, 2008, 05:33:28 PM
Advice puppy, got any cool ideas for me and my gf to do next week?

The Good Reverend Roger

#7
July 19, 2008, 06:25:36 PM
The clap:  Penicillin, or tough it out?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

#8
July 19, 2008, 06:28:08 PM

Dysnomia

#9
July 19, 2008, 06:31:15 PM
Advice puppy?  What kind of job should I look for?
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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Cain

#10
July 19, 2008, 06:38:52 PM
Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on July 19, 2008, 06:31:15 PM
Advice puppy?  What kind of job should I look for?

Cramulus

#11
July 21, 2008, 03:45:21 AM
 :lulz: oh my god this is awesome

PUPPY: Where should I invest my money?

Cain

#12
July 21, 2008, 03:56:45 AM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on July 21, 2008, 03:45:21 AM
:lulz: oh my god this is awesome

PUPPY: Where should I invest my money?

Cramulus

#13
July 21, 2008, 04:37:26 AM
couldn't I just write a song about killing him? Do I actually have to stab that fat cock?

Cain

#14
July 21, 2008, 04:43:21 AM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on July 21, 2008, 04:37:26 AM
couldn't I just write a song about killing him? Do I actually have to stab that fat cock?

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