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Quote from: ten ton mantis on July 28, 2008, 12:11:47 amDear advice puppy,There is this ridiculously hot girl who I am pretty sure likes me but I told her I was off the market and she told me she was too but she's been giving me fuck-me-eyes for months and keeps complimenting me on my looks. What should I do?Sincerely,-A guy who asks internet puppies for advice and writes run-on sentences
Dear advice puppy,There is this ridiculously hot girl who I am pretty sure likes me but I told her I was off the market and she told me she was too but she's been giving me fuck-me-eyes for months and keeps complimenting me on my looks. What should I do?Sincerely,-A guy who asks internet puppies for advice and writes run-on sentences
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?
Quote from: Cain on July 28, 2008, 12:23:06 amQuote from: ten ton mantis on July 28, 2008, 12:11:47 amDear advice puppy,There is this ridiculously hot girl who I am pretty sure likes me but I told her I was off the market and she told me she was too but she's been giving me fuck-me-eyes for months and keeps complimenting me on my looks. What should I do?Sincerely,-A guy who asks internet puppies for advice and writes run-on sentencesThank you advice puppy! A quick follow-up, if I may: Sometimes I shiver when I piss, is this normal? Is this some sort of STD?
Quote from: ten ton mantis on July 28, 2008, 12:19:10 amI suppose not, maybe you should try pasting your face wearing a whimsical expression on a colorful background and answering people in bold caps-locked messages.Too much effort.
I suppose not, maybe you should try pasting your face wearing a whimsical expression on a colorful background and answering people in bold caps-locked messages.
Advice puppy, my head isn't thinking in usual human anymore. What SHOULD I do?
Dear Advice Puppy,I think my vision is degrading, and I feel the slow, deteriorating effects of time with every passing day. What should I do?
Quote from: Rabid Badger of God on July 28, 2008, 12:24:18 amQuote from: ten ton mantis on July 28, 2008, 12:19:10 amI suppose not, maybe you should try pasting your face wearing a whimsical expression on a colorful background and answering people in bold caps-locked messages.Too much effort.
Quote from: Richter on July 28, 2008, 12:27:17 amAdvice puppy, my head isn't thinking in usual human anymore. What SHOULD I do?
Advice puppy, what should I ask you next?
Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on July 28, 2008, 06:39:34 amAdvice puppy, what should I ask you next?Advice puppy, how mad am I allowed to get that Lizzie took my favorite advice thread gimmick? (Kidding, of course. I know exactly how mad to get.)