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Re: Advice Puppy thread
« Reply #105 on: July 28, 2008, 12:26:40 am »
Dear advice puppy,

There is this ridiculously hot girl who I am pretty sure likes me but I told her I was off the market and she told me she was too but she's been giving me fuck-me-eyes for months and keeps complimenting me on my looks. What should I do?

Sincerely,
-A guy who asks internet puppies for advice and writes run-on sentences



Thank you advice puppy!

A quick follow-up, if I may: Sometimes I shiver when I piss, is this normal? Is this some sort of STD?

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Re: Advice Puppy thread
« Reply #106 on: July 28, 2008, 12:27:17 am »
Advice puppy, my head isn't thinking in usual human anymore.  What SHOULD I do?
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Re: Advice Puppy thread
« Reply #107 on: July 28, 2008, 12:30:14 am »
Dear advice puppy,

There is this ridiculously hot girl who I am pretty sure likes me but I told her I was off the market and she told me she was too but she's been giving me fuck-me-eyes for months and keeps complimenting me on my looks. What should I do?

Sincerely,
-A guy who asks internet puppies for advice and writes run-on sentences



Thank you advice puppy!

A quick follow-up, if I may: Sometimes I shiver when I piss, is this normal? Is this some sort of STD?


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Re: Advice Puppy thread
« Reply #108 on: July 28, 2008, 12:32:03 am »
I suppose not, maybe you should try pasting your face wearing a whimsical expression on a colorful background and answering people in bold caps-locked messages.

Too much effort.


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Re: Advice Puppy thread
« Reply #109 on: July 28, 2008, 12:33:18 am »
Advice puppy, my head isn't thinking in usual human anymore.  What SHOULD I do?


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Re: Advice Puppy thread
« Reply #110 on: July 28, 2008, 12:36:02 am »
Dear Advice Puppy,

I think my vision is degrading, and I feel the slow, deteriorating effects of time with every passing day. What should I do?
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Re: Advice Puppy thread
« Reply #111 on: July 28, 2008, 12:36:52 am »
Dear Advice Puppy,

I think my vision is degrading, and I feel the slow, deteriorating effects of time with every passing day. What should I do?


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Re: Advice Puppy thread
« Reply #112 on: July 28, 2008, 12:43:59 am »
I suppose not, maybe you should try pasting your face wearing a whimsical expression on a colorful background and answering people in bold caps-locked messages.

Too much effort.



Aw thanks, but still too much effort.  :)
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Re: Advice Puppy thread
« Reply #113 on: July 28, 2008, 12:46:19 am »
I have the template still.  Along with roflbot, its almost too easy.

That reminds me: must contact WOMP for cut out faces to use.

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Re: Advice Puppy thread
« Reply #114 on: July 28, 2008, 12:57:42 am »
Advice puppy, my head isn't thinking in usual human anymore.  What SHOULD I do?



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Re: Advice Puppy thread
« Reply #115 on: July 28, 2008, 03:49:01 am »
Dear Advice Puppy;

How can this thread be more awesome?

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Re: Advice Puppy thread
« Reply #116 on: July 28, 2008, 05:51:00 am »
Dear Advice Puppy,

It's 1 am and my daughter still isn't asleep.  How do I remedy this situation?
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Re: Advice Puppy thread
« Reply #117 on: July 28, 2008, 06:39:34 am »
Advice puppy, what should I ask you next?
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Re: Advice Puppy thread
« Reply #118 on: July 28, 2008, 06:14:37 pm »
Advice puppy, what should I ask you next?

Advice puppy, how mad am I allowed to get that Lizzie took my favorite advice thread gimmick? :argh!:

(Kidding, of course. I know exactly how mad to get.)

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Re: Advice Puppy thread
« Reply #119 on: July 28, 2008, 07:54:56 pm »
Advice puppy, what should I ask you next?

Advice puppy, how mad am I allowed to get that Lizzie took my favorite advice thread gimmick? :argh!:

(Kidding, of course. I know exactly how mad to get.)

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