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Started by Shibboleet The Annihilator, August 03, 2008, 07:56:45 PM

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Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.)

#15
August 05, 2008, 02:37:08 PM
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Dysfunctional Cunt

#16
August 05, 2008, 02:46:42 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 05, 2008, 02:57:41 AM
I season my steak with moar steak. 

Then wrap it all in BACON!

AFK

#17
August 05, 2008, 02:57:28 PM
Quote from: Evil Bitch For Hire on August 05, 2008, 02:46:42 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 05, 2008, 02:57:41 AM
I season my steak with moar steak. 

Then wrap it all in BACON!

You are a true visionary!  :mittens:
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Triple Zero

#18
August 06, 2008, 10:58:40 AM
Quote from: Evil Bitch For Hire on August 04, 2008, 05:23:27 PM
Quote from: Squiddy on August 04, 2008, 04:56:57 PM
Quote from: LMNO on August 04, 2008, 02:39:36 PM
Kosher Salt.

Cracked black pepper.

period.



yes.

if you need more flavour, slice up some mushrooms, which i prefer baked thoroughly, so throw them in a little while before you add the steak.
when the steak's done, it needs to rest a littlebit for a little while anyway* which is your chance to quickly add some red wine, port or sherry (or what-have-you, get crazy and use a dash of whiskey), reduce, maybe even add a littlebit of flour (premixed w/ melted butter for smoothness?) to make it somewhat more saucy.

damnit i want steak now.


*it needs to cool below a certain temperature because the steak-cells have shrunk and squeezed out all the juices to in between so if you cut it open it will all drip out, below this certain temperature (40-50C/104-122F? i'm not sure actually) the cells expand again, sucking up the juices and everything's fine and your steak stays nice and juicy.
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Darth Cupcake

#19
August 07, 2008, 03:17:13 PM
PRO-TIP: Last night's Mythbusters was 9,000 kinds of WIN.

And holy crap, I want steak.
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Wind rider

#20
August 18, 2008, 12:49:05 PM
Toasted and ground coriander, cumin and cardamon seeds, with garlic infused olive oil, still bloody.
The last time I had steak my brother was bbqing and I had to argue with him about whether my steack was done or not, he just doesn't understand the meaning of the term 'rare'.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#21
August 18, 2008, 08:17:55 PM
Quote from: Cainad on August 05, 2008, 02:32:23 PM
Look here, when it comes to steak puns, I've just about had my fill, eh?

CUT THIS SHIT OUT OR I'M CALLING MY MINIONS!

Nast

#22
August 18, 2008, 08:19:52 PM
Quote from: ten ton mantis on August 18, 2008, 08:17:55 PM
Quote from: Cainad on August 05, 2008, 02:32:23 PM
Look here, when it comes to steak puns, I've just about had my fill, eh?

CUT THIS SHIT OUT OR I'M CALLING MY MINIONS MIGNONS!

FIXED!
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AFK

#23
August 18, 2008, 08:23:22 PM
Ooh, good one. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#24
August 18, 2008, 09:35:42 PM
Quote from: Nasturtiums on August 18, 2008, 08:19:52 PM
Quote from: ten ton mantis on August 18, 2008, 08:17:55 PM
Quote from: Cainad on August 05, 2008, 02:32:23 PM
Look here, when it comes to steak puns, I've just about had my fill, eh?

CUT THIS SHIT OUT OR I'M CALLING MY MINIONS MIGNONS!

FIXED!

...

Sir Squid Diddimus

#25
August 19, 2008, 06:03:57 AM
damn that was a good one

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#26
August 21, 2008, 01:02:35 AM
 :thanks:

Is Nastur an idiot or am I punning incorrectly?

Sir Squid Diddimus

#27
August 21, 2008, 04:16:19 AM
dude mignons


filet mignons?

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#28
August 21, 2008, 07:39:22 AM
...yeah...

Why the hell else would I have said the whole minions thing?

AFK

#29
August 21, 2008, 01:15:16 PM
Quote from: iPhone on August 21, 2008, 01:02:35 AM
:thanks:

Is Nastur an idiot or am I punning incorrectly?

I am constantly reminded that there is no such thing as a correct pun, so you're doing just fine sir. 
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