ITT: We post good steak seasonings

[Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.)]

I season my steak with moar steak. 

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

I season my steak with moar steak. 

Then wrap it all in BACON!

[AFK]

I season my steak with moar steak. 

Then wrap it all in BACON!

You are a true visionary! 

[Triple Zero]

Kosher Salt.

Cracked black pepper.

period.

yes.

if you need more flavour, slice up some mushrooms, which i prefer baked thoroughly, so throw them in a little while before you add the steak.
when the steak's done, it needs to rest a littlebit for a little while anyway* which is your chance to quickly add some red wine, port or sherry (or what-have-you, get crazy and use a dash of whiskey), reduce, maybe even add a littlebit of flour (premixed w/ melted butter for smoothness?) to make it somewhat more saucy.

damnit i want steak now.


*it needs to cool below a certain temperature because the steak-cells have shrunk and squeezed out all the juices to in between so if you cut it open it will all drip out, below this certain temperature (40-50C/104-122F? i'm not sure actually) the cells expand again, sucking up the juices and everything's fine and your steak stays nice and juicy.

[Darth Cupcake]

PRO-TIP: Last night's Mythbusters was 9,000 kinds of WIN.

And holy crap, I want steak.

[Wind rider]

Toasted and ground coriander, cumin and cardamon seeds, with garlic infused olive oil, still bloody.
The last time I had steak my brother was bbqing and I had to argue with him about whether my steack was done or not, he just doesn't understand the meaning of the term 'rare'.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

Look here, when it comes to steak puns, I've just about had my fill, eh?

CUT THIS SHIT OUT OR I'M CALLING MY MINIONS!

[Nast]

Look here, when it comes to steak puns, I've just about had my fill, eh?

CUT THIS SHIT OUT OR I'M CALLING MY MINIONS MIGNONS!

FIXED!

[AFK]

Ooh, good one. 

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

Look here, when it comes to steak puns, I've just about had my fill, eh?

CUT THIS SHIT OUT OR I'M CALLING MY MINIONS MIGNONS!

FIXED!

...

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

damn that was a good one

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

 

Is Nastur an idiot or am I punning incorrectly?

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

dude mignons


filet mignons?

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

...yeah...

Why the hell else would I have said the whole minions thing?

[AFK]

Is Nastur an idiot or am I punning incorrectly?

I am constantly reminded that there is no such thing as a correct pun, so you're doing just fine sir.