Rev Roger, Flyer #13: The Menace Among Us.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

There is a danger to our nation, and our very way of life, that lurks just beneath the radar of ordinary society...An organization of chaos-worshippers which has as its goal nothing less than the utter destruction of the American way of life.

These degenerates call themselves "Discordians", and they openly admit that they worship a pagan Goddess by the name of Eris.  Eris was, as those with a classical education will know, an evil crone who was associated with Ares, the Greek god of war.  In mythology, Eris was prone to destroying civilizations for her own amusement (The Trojan War was - in legend - started by her, simply because she wasn't invited to a party).

Wikipedia states:  Discordianism recognizes chaos, discord, and dissent as valid and desirable qualities, in contrast with most religions, which idealize harmony and order.

Wikipedia also states that the exact number and organization of these deviants are unknow.

Are these the kind of people we want running around loose?  Their idea of "worship" is, according to their own website (http://principiadiscordia.com), playing stupid pranks and vandalizing things, and their stated goal is the destruction of our nation and all "normals" and "merehumes" ("mere humans") they can catch.  If you are unconvinced, check out the forums at the site.  These are not just another group of neo-hippies or "pagans", they are a genuine threat to America as a Christian nation...or a nation at all.

Write your congressman, your senator, and/or the editor of your local paper and demand that something be done about this menace.  It's bad enough that we have to deal with foreign terrorists out to end our way of life, but now we have a menace lurking like a snake in the grass, composed of our own "citizens"...as if anyone intent on the demolition of a nation can be called a citizen of that nation.  They must be rooted out and exposed, before they destroy us all.

I wonder if they will let me guard you mother fuckers once you're all put into camps...

I'd definitly vertical butt-stroke Roger. same with Cain too.

Nope.  Canadians can't be trusted to guard anyone.  They'll either drink themselves to sleep, run off looking for a hockey puck, or just not see you escaping because their head is too fucking small for their helmet.

[wade]

There is a danger to our nation, and our very way of life, that lurks just beneath the radar of ordinary society...An organization of chaos-worshippers which has as its goal nothing less than the utter destruction of the American way of life.

These degenerates call themselves "Discordians", and they openly admit that they worship a pagan Goddess by the name of Eris.  Eris was, as those with a classical education will know, an evil crone who was associated with Ares, the Greek god of war.  In mythology, Eris was prone to destroying civilizations for her own amusement (The Trojan War was - in legend - started by her, simply because she wasn't invited to a party).

Wikipedia states:  Discordianism recognizes chaos, discord, and dissent as valid and desirable qualities, in contrast with most religions, which idealize harmony and order.

Wikipedia also states that the exact number and organization of these deviants are unknow.

Are these the kind of people we want running around loose?  Their idea of "worship" is, according to their own website (http://principiadiscordia.com), playing stupid pranks and vandalizing things, and their stated goal is the destruction of our nation and all "normals" and "merehumes" ("mere humans") they can catch.  If you are unconvinced, check out the forums at the site.  These are not just another group of neo-hippies or "pagans", they are a genuine threat to America as a Christian nation...or a nation at all.

Write your congressman, your senator, and/or the editor of your local paper and demand that something be done about this menace.  It's bad enough that we have to deal with foreign terrorists out to end our way of life, but now we have a menace lurking like a snake in the grass, composed of our own "citizens"...as if anyone intent on the demolition of a nation can be called a citizen of that nation.  They must be rooted out and exposed, before they destroy us all.

I wonder if they will let me guard you mother fuckers once you're all put into camps...

I'd definitly vertical butt-stroke Roger. same with Cain too.

Nope.  Canadians can't be trusted to guard anyone.  They'll either drink themselves to sleep, run off looking for a hockey puck, or just not see you escaping because their head is too fucking small for their helmet.

Fair enough.

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This is brilliant!  I'm gonna send a few of these out this weekend.  Thanks!   

You're welcome, and thank you.

I need the Eurotards to make a proper PDF out of this.  That's the sort of thing only they can do properly.

Like invading China or freezing to death on the side of Mt Everest.

I didn't realize that deep down, you really wanted Eurotard style flyers all along.

Net,
knows how to put a tracksuit and bad teeth on his letterforms.

[Cain]

I'm doing a British edit now, though don't expect anything fantastic.

http://mihd.net/rmb108t

[The Good Reverend Roger]

This is brilliant!  I'm gonna send a few of these out this weekend.  Thanks!   

You're welcome, and thank you.

I need the Eurotards to make a proper PDF out of this.  That's the sort of thing only they can do properly.

Like invading China or freezing to death on the side of Mt Everest.

I didn't realize that deep down, you really wanted Eurotard style flyers all along.

Net,
knows how to put a tracksuit and bad teeth on his letterforms.

You're an exception.  I always think of you as a eurotard, anyway.

[Ari]

Quick and dirty delivery...
original US version -> http://rapidshare.com/files/141308753/roger13_a.pdf.html
I should be getting my tablet back tomorrow, then I can draw a proper frame for this.

[Iason Ouabache]

E-mailed to the Indianapolis Star under the nom de plume Numbers Spector.   

[Cain]

You should have used Charles Paugh.

[East Coast Hustle]

oops, I forgot about this.

Charles Paugh is gonna send this to the Bangor Daily News and the Portland Press Herald on tuesday.

[hooplala]

I'm going to go with the original Charles M. Paugh... it seems more supercilious.

[hooplala]

There is a danger to our nation, and our very way of life, that lurks just beneath the radar of ordinary society...An organization of chaos-worshippers which has as its goal nothing less than the utter destruction of the American way of life.

These degenerates call themselves "Discordians", and they openly admit that they worship a pagan Goddess by the name of Eris.  Eris was, as those with a classical education will know, an evil crone who was associated with Ares, the Greek god of war.  In mythology, Eris was prone to destroying civilizations for her own amusement (The Trojan War was - in legend - started by her, simply because she wasn't invited to a party).

Wikipedia states:  Discordianism recognizes chaos, discord, and dissent as valid and desirable qualities, in contrast with most religions, which idealize harmony and order.

Wikipedia also states that the exact number and organization of these deviants are unknow.

Are these the kind of people we want running around loose?  Their idea of "worship" is, according to their own website (http://principiadiscordia.com), playing stupid pranks and vandalizing things, and their stated goal is the destruction of our nation and all "normals" and "merehumes" ("mere humans") they can catch.  If you are unconvinced, check out the forums at the site.  These are not just another group of neo-hippies or "pagans", they are a genuine threat to America as a Christian nation...or a nation at all.

Write your congressman, your senator, and/or the editor of your local paper and demand that something be done about this menace.  It's bad enough that we have to deal with foreign terrorists out to end our way of life, but now we have a menace lurking like a snake in the grass, composed of our own "citizens"...as if anyone intent on the demolition of a nation can be called a citizen of that nation.  They must be rooted out and exposed, before they destroy us all.

I wonder if they will let me guard you mother fuckers once you're all put into camps...

I'd definitly vertical butt-stroke Roger. same with Cain too.

Nope.  Canadians can't be trusted to guard anyone.  They'll either drink themselves to sleep, run off looking for a hockey puck, or just not see you escaping because their head is too fucking small for their helmet.

Fair enough.

You had it coming.

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

(Contains no eurotard)
8.5 x 11 in

[The Good Reverend Roger]

(Contains no eurotard)
8.5 x 11 in

FUCK YEAH.

[Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.)]

(Contains no eurotard)
8.5 x 11 in

A4 Eurotard version pls!

(The fonts are fucking GORGEOUS!)

[Honey]

k sorry it took me so long to actually do this like I said I would.  I want to mail to:

Letters to the Editor
The New York Times
620 Eighth Avenue
New York, NY 10018

The Op-Ed Page
The New York Times
620 Eighth Avenue
New York, NY 10018

Newsday
235 Pinelawn Road
Melville, NY 11747

Long Island Catholic
200 West Centennial Avenue, Suite 201
P.O Box 9000
Roosevelt, NY 11575

Long Island Press
575 Underhill Blvd., Suite 210
Syosset, NY 11791

Daily News
450 W. 33 Street
New York, NY 10001

New York Post
1211 Avenue of the Americas
New York, NY 10036-8790

Mail the original letter?  or the later version?  From "a concerned citizen" or from ?  oh & also gonna mail to Congressman or Senator or others (today hopefully cuz I got stamps)