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Use brain much
« on: September 05, 2008, 06:15:01 am »
So I am new here wanted to say hello... a While back I tried to create my own religion www.Goofyism.org and well I was told it was similar to discordian... well I am to tired to rant so I will post an old one!


So I use to work at Fun Plex which is an amusement park and I could not believe how stupid people can be. They never listened to you at the go carts so they would take off and not pay attention. They would try to climb into one of the rides that I had to open for them. On time a guy locked himself between the latch and the thing that was suppose to hold him in and wondered why the handles were poking him in the back. Yesterday at one of the meetings a coworker told me of one time a guy called in trying to accuse him of giving him ancient technology because he believed the Panasonic commercials that every thing was wireless and did not need plugged in. As a tech guy we got calls about people complaining that they broke the coffee cup holder on there computer or that it kept going in and knocking over there coffee... It was the CD drive come on people.

I just wonder if the world will not turn out to be as a bunch of idiots running the world. Are we degrading as a society or what? Are our brains just for show?

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Re: Use brain much
« Reply #1 on: September 05, 2008, 06:21:59 am »
Are our brains just for show?

Well, that's why *I* keep mine on the outside.
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Re: Use brain much
« Reply #2 on: September 05, 2008, 08:44:27 am »
I'd say in Britain and Ireland it does seem to be going that way; I call it Reverse Darwinism


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Re: Use brain much
« Reply #3 on: September 05, 2008, 11:56:30 am »
So I am new here wanted to say hello... a While back I tried to create my own religion www.Goofyism.org and well I was told it was similar to discordian... well I am to tired to rant so I will post an old one!


So I use to work at Fun Plex which is an amusement park and I could not believe how stupid people can be. They never listened to you at the go carts so they would take off and not pay attention. They would try to climb into one of the rides that I had to open for them. On time a guy locked himself between the latch and the thing that was suppose to hold him in and wondered why the handles were poking him in the back. Yesterday at one of the meetings a coworker told me of one time a guy called in trying to accuse him of giving him ancient technology because he believed the Panasonic commercials that every thing was wireless and did not need plugged in. As a tech guy we got calls about people complaining that they broke the coffee cup holder on there computer or that it kept going in and knocking over there coffee... It was the CD drive come on people.

I just wonder if the world will not turn out to be as a bunch of idiots running the world. Are we degrading as a society or what? Are our brains just for show?

Yes, they are.

NOW WATCH SOME MORE TV.

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Re: Use brain much
« Reply #4 on: September 05, 2008, 12:38:01 pm »
I'd say in Britain and Ireland it does seem to be going that way; I call it Reverse Darwinism



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Re: Use brain much
« Reply #5 on: September 05, 2008, 01:07:10 pm »
ah it's not that bad Kai, look at it this way, we'll never be short of burgers and things to complain about in our old age at least :lulz:

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Re: Use brain much
« Reply #6 on: September 05, 2008, 01:17:54 pm »
It's the use of the word Darwinism in a social context.

We've already had this discussion in another thread recently.

You should look it up. There is a good reason for the " :x "

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Re: Use brain much
« Reply #7 on: September 05, 2008, 01:38:43 pm »
I just wonder if the world will not turn out to be as a bunch of idiots running the world. Are we degrading as a society or what? Are our brains just for show?


Turn out to be?



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Re: Use brain much
« Reply #8 on: September 05, 2008, 02:14:40 pm »
Word.  That ship sailed and sank the day we decided to leave the trees. 
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Re: Use brain much
« Reply #9 on: September 05, 2008, 02:19:21 pm »
It's the use of the word Darwinism in a social context.

We've already had this discussion in another thread recently.

You should look it up. There is a good reason for the " :x "

ahhhh I see, sorry for the confusion but i meant it ironically and by the fsct that tis the, shall we say, folk aforementioned who appear to be more fecund and twill be social and real darwinian evolution, alas

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Re: Use brain much
« Reply #10 on: September 05, 2008, 02:23:13 pm »
Y'know, just stop using the word "Darwin," unless you're talking about a guy that lived about 100 years ago.

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Re: Use brain much
« Reply #11 on: September 05, 2008, 02:35:50 pm »
evolution then :wink:

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Re: Use brain much
« Reply #12 on: September 05, 2008, 02:42:33 pm »
ITT, forum darwinism rears its ugly head.
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Re: Use brain much
« Reply #13 on: September 05, 2008, 02:44:42 pm »

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Re: Use brain much
« Reply #14 on: September 05, 2008, 02:51:28 pm »
what?  I promise to not use the D word anymore