Things about the AKK thread (which turned out to not be true)

[Payne]

I think you're only going to get lukewarm responses. 

With me at the helm, what can go wrong?

[Manta Obscura]

Because the AKK thread is too painful to do in one sitting, I'm limiting myself to 3 pages a day.

This thread inspired me to go back and read the AKK thread . . .

I made it to page 10.

You're a braver man than I, Mang. Good luck.

[Mangrove]

Because the AKK thread is too painful to do in one sitting, I'm limiting myself to 3 pages a day.

This thread inspired me to go back and read the AKK thread . . .

I made it to page 10.

You're a braver man than I, Mang. Good luck.

That reminds me - back to work! I've gotta harvest pages 7-10.

[Mangrove]

Remember only read what you want to, don't try to comprehend, that would be the a really real massive fail.

seems to me you intend that advice to be sarcastic for everyone but yourself

let's try again.

No, let's don't. See? It just wasn't worth it. If it wasn't worth it at page 7, it was never going to get better over the course of another 30 pages [sigh]

[Mangrove]

My intentions were to:

- meet some people see if any of them were friendly and identified with any place I was coming from. 

Oh wow, did you get that wrong!

-see what I could contribute.

Well, you certainly [coughs] 'contributed'. Thanks for that.

-collect data, whether it be entertainment or data from people with similar interests.  success here. 

Anyone on PD.com with similar interests to AKK are likely to be tracked down by an angry mob.

-Contribute something for my own ends.  working on that.  best to make friends first so it actually has some steam.

It's the poor judgement that just keeps on giving!

-Gain inspiration for my own projects.  success here so far.  This is a never ending crusade however, as I am always creating something.

Yes, and I'm always creating feces in my digestive tract. You don't hear me bragging about it, do you? (well other than just then...)

take what you like and leave the rest.

What happens if we hate everything? We've been known to do that.

try to understand I'm not here to make enemies

Self explanatory.

In reality it's hard to tell how much seething bile is...actual dislike....

Try: ALL OF IT.

In this respect I'm maintaining optimism....

Well you gotta love an optimist....no...wait...no you don't.

Besides even if you told me you hated me it wouldn't matter.

We did, it did and it should (matter, that is)

Further, I'm not here to cause damage

Don't flatter yourself.

I have a place where I work out my inner poisons and that's in my song writing for my main project. 

Uh oh - he's a sensitive artiste. 

Please don't discredit this post and the last one by responding with subversive and subjective opinions, especially if they are negative (I can't help but feel I'm asking for too much here)

Oops, that ship has already sailed. And yes, you were asking too much.

[BADGE OF HONOR]

Bump.   

[Mangrove]

Bump.   

Sorry Badge, I lost track of this project.

I'll get back to it soon. I don't have much of an excuse since it's much easier than NaWriNoMo.

[Mangrove]

BUMP.

The holy work must not remain undone!

[Doktor Howl]

BUMP.

The holy work must not remain undone!

I was also responsible for AKK.

ULTIMATE POWER!

[Mangrove]

BUMP.

The holy work must not remain undone!

I was also responsible for AKK.

ULTIMATE POWER!

NEVAR FERGETTT!!!!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

BUMP.

The holy work must not remain undone!

I was also responsible for AKK.

ULTIMATE POWER!

[Mangrove]

Just let me know when you're done messing with the dark side of the force and when you're up for it we can have a laugh and do something productive.

We laughed (at you)
It was productive (for us)

Get over yourself mang, then maybe one day we can be civil and play nice, possibly even do something productive.

Why are you dragging Mang into this?

sorry, off hand refference to the ATHF hypno germ episode.  The mexican says mang instead of man.  I really really tried not to be humorous in that post, seems one slipped by. 

Punish mang anyhow.  he needs it. 

Vengeance is mine, motherfucker.

And btw, you were not humurous*. You didn't have to try.






*At least, not in the way you thought. You were entirely humourous, but differently.

[Mangrove]

I don't want to give anyone the wrong impression that I'm a big bleeding pussy, because that wouldn't be accurate.

O RLY?

Besides this could all just be an ellaborate hazing ritual,

It is.

I've survived worse and come away with great friends and contacts.

No and no.

If after that people are still hating on me

Surprisingly perceptive.

I'll.....go find some other place where people like me better.

BWA HA HA HAAAAAAA!!!!!!

Thanks for listening.

Don't mention it dude.

[Doktor Howl]

Dang!

Remind me never to piss Mang off.  He holds a grudge like I do.   

[Mangrove]

Dang!

Remind me never to piss Mang off.  He holds a grudge like I do.   

The funny thing is, I missed a lot of the AKK drama. It blew up when I wasn't posting that much and it had already mushroomed into the festering syphilitic nightmare that it is today before I even knew it happened. (Same goes for the Lamanite fiasco.)

What's fun for me is reviewing the thread as an outsider, long after the fact and posting some snippy comments like a 2nd rate Perez Hilton.

Anyways, I committed to reviewing all 37 pages of this monstrosity and excise yet more choice quotes for the perusal of the PD.com faithful. I'm still considering the 'folklore archive' idea which is what made me bump this.