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Started by BADGE OF HONOR, September 21, 2005, 03:52:33 AM

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Triple Zero

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e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

LMNO

Yeah.  The best part was when someone actually did the gravitational math.

AFK

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

B_M_W

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BTW, did you know that the Moon has a physical effect on the human body?




::runs away::

you don't say

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Oh geez... :lol:

Thanks for the memories.
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     --Reverse Brainwashing: A Guide http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=9801.0


6.5 billion Buddhas walking around.

99.xxxxxxx% forgot they are Buddha.

Idem


LMNO

By the way, TOG, the Empties show this Thursday has moved to the Mass Art Auditorium.  It's with Ho-Ag, Self-Destruct Button, and BLK Tuygr.  Doors at 7:00.

Or you can check out the Fur Purse show on April 4.  Punk Rock covers, a hell of a lot of fun.  That's at the Midway in JP.

That One Guy

Yeah - saw the flyer as I was waiting for the bus this morning. I figured it would be moved since O'Briens isn't finished yet. I'm planning on being there - should be fun  8) And the Midway show (I love that place - beer, bands and bowling?  :thumb:) sounds like a blast!
People of the United States! We are Unitarian Jihad! We can strike without warning. Pockets of reasonableness and harmony will appear as if from nowhere! Nice people will run the government again! There will be coffee and cookies in the Gandhi Room after the revolution.

Arguing with a Unitarian Universalist is like mud wrestling a pig. Pretty soon you realize the pig likes it.

LMNO

Just remember to get drunk before coming to the Mass Art show.  No booze sold there (I'm gonna bring a flask).

That One Guy

People of the United States! We are Unitarian Jihad! We can strike without warning. Pockets of reasonableness and harmony will appear as if from nowhere! Nice people will run the government again! There will be coffee and cookies in the Gandhi Room after the revolution.

Arguing with a Unitarian Universalist is like mud wrestling a pig. Pretty soon you realize the pig likes it.

P3nT4gR4m


I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
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Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
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walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

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Mitok Thendorblurt

I just thought we were all fucking around, but damn, people are stupid enough to take this shit seriously? Now I'm confused. Should I worry about you guys? Do you guys need help?

Thanks a lot, Captain Paranoi.
The sig will be much prettier soon,
I swear

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Mitok Thendorblurt on May 01, 2007, 05:24:45 AM
I just thought we were all fucking around, but damn, people are stupid enough to take this shit seriously? Now I'm confused. Should I worry about you guys? Do you guys need help?

Thanks a lot, Captain Paranoi.

We're idiots.  No, really.  You basically walked into the asylum.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Adios


Thurnez Isa

if we were really in an asylum we would forge the inmates into open revolution
giving us this forum is just less maintenance
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.

Dante

Adios

What was the name of that movie? I think Nicholson was in it.

Cuckoos Nest!