Things about the AKK thread (which turned out to not be true)

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Well to be fair, if he links to PD on an unrelated network, and a total stranger mentions her ex trolling Discordians and changing his name to Klok Kaos, I think this ex must be at least as gullible as AKK. Unless it was AKK sock-puppeting.

I don't think the ex's gullibility has much to do with Enki's gullibility. It just means they both believed it. Assuming the ex even exists, which, based on years of his own whining about not being able to find a girlfriend, I doubt.

But, to be Really Fair For Realness, I think that AKK believes it, too, because buying his own bullshit is the only way he can maintain his hilariously inflated ego.

[Triple Zero]

Unless it was AKK sock-puppeting.

but that would mean AKK admitting he got dumped over his name change. as opposed to the zillions of awesome girls it gets him?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Unless it was AKK sock-puppeting.

but that would mean AKK admitting he got dumped over his name change. as opposed to the zillions of awesome girls it gets him?

I have seen many AKK profiles, and in pretty much all of them he laments his woeful inability to find a girlfriend and his total lack of love life. Also, he's desperate and pitiful.

[Doktor Howl]

Unless it was AKK sock-puppeting.

but that would mean AKK admitting he got dumped over his name change. as opposed to the zillions of awesome girls it gets him?

He has a board, you know.  It's been 3 years, and all he talks about with his 4 sock puppets and his one friend is PD.  No shit.  At least as of 3-4 months ago.

And he's gone from "friendly wandering Discordian" to Teh Scourge of All Discordians Everywhere, and invented 2 prior years of trolling that never happened.  I know this, because we googled him at the time.

Also, bear in mind that Enki has never actually talked to a girl, and odds are pretty good that 90% of the "girls" he's chatted with online are 55 year old fat guys cruising for chicken.

[Mangrove]

This is cool. This thread has been jacked but is still on topic ie: Things about AKK that aren't true. Fantastic!

Also, I like how everyone is bonding over this thread. Nothing unites a community like a common enemy. Or in AKK's case enema.

(And I will be doing more folklore analysis, research and passive aggression in due course.)

[AFK]

This is cool. This thread has been jacked but is still on topic ie: Things about AKK that aren't true. Fantastic!

Also, I like how everyone is bonding over this thread. Nothing unites a community like a common enemy. Or in AKK's case enema.

(And I will be doing more folklore analysis, research and passive aggression in due course.)

Yes Moar!  Moar!

Your audience demands it. 

[Mangrove]

*smashes own face with hammer*

How come this didn't happen???? 

[Rococo Modem Basilisk]

I gotta say, it's about as unlikely to run into an AKK sockpuppet pretending to be an AKK ex on freenode by accident as it is to run into an AKK ex on freenode by accident, so I'm not decided either way.

That said, I also ran into someone who went to school with RMS on freenode and Ted Nelson's former roommate at a book release party, so running into unusual people isn't actually as unusual as one might think.

[Mangrove]

I do know that if you google me I show up all over the place though. 

Trust us. We know.

It's possible some pimply fat 13 year old kid stole my pic and used it for his profile thinking it might increase his chances of getting laid I guess.

You're not getting laid, so why would it work for a 13 year old who stole your picture?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

In case you need some links for extra lulz,

http://www.akksite.com/

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/klokwerkaos

http://twitter.com/A_K_K

http://yourchaos.ning.com/

http://www.myspace.com/aklokwerkkaos

http://www.poetry.com/poems/push-button-life/14307496/

http://www.myth-weavers.com/showthread.php?p=3095228

[Mangrove]

Nigel, seriously. I've already got 30+ more pages to go through his thread alone, without having all these links to worry about 


also:

-good looking and healthy (historically I've dated models/modelesque  

[Jasper]

Weenis.

[East Coast Hustle]

Incidentally, glad to see you around, ECH.

thanks. The drive across was hairy. I'll write about it sometime soon, hopefully. I almost died, saw a tornado, saw a dead body on the side of the freeway, saw a cult ritual, interrupted hairy trucker sex in the woods behind a rest stop, caught a buzz with Z3, met Fred and had beers with her, got snowed on in 7 different states, sat in on a practice session and jammed with a band I used to love as a kid who broke up and are now practicing for their reunion show, and saw more up-close examples of "People of Wal-Mart" than I care to think about.

I did not, however, come across any of AKK's legion of devoted fans.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Nigel, seriously. I've already got 30+ more pages to go through his thread alone, without having all these links to worry about 


also:

-good looking and healthy (historically I've dated models/modelesque  

The man is the motherlode of lail. Seriously, those were just a few of the BEST links. 

[Triple Zero]

That said, I also ran into someone who went to school with RMS on freenode and Ted Nelson's former roommate at a book release party, so running into unusual people isn't actually as unusual as one might think.

Hell I once slept in the same bed RMS slept in (two weeks before I did).