Things about the AKK thread (which turned out to not be true)

[BadBeast]

Oooo, he's on Facebook too.

http://www.facebook.com/A.kLoKwErK.kAoS

My god, why did I Google him again. I had forgotten about his exquisitely douchey flickr page.

I liked the way his Facebook page asks "Not the A.kLoKwErK.kAoS you were looking for?"

As if there were two of these fuckers.

I kind of want to steal his identity and create another one that is exactly like him.

I'm not ready to actually go that far with this, but it's certainly turning out to be more fun than flaming weltberger.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

He reminds me of an idea I had a couple years ago but never followed through on; to create an online persona so intensely douchey and pretentious that any thinking person would immediately think it was a joke, but to play it with such seriousness that people are eventually convinced that I was sincere. I am talking outlandish makeup, costumes, pretentious pictures, terrible concept art, and indescribably ridiculous "experimental music".

[BadBeast]

He reminds me of an idea I had a couple years ago but never followed through on; to create an online persona so intensely douchey and pretentious that any thinking person would immediately think it was a joke, but to play it with such seriousness that people are eventually convinced that I was sincere. I am talking outlandish makeup, costumes, pretentious pictures, terrible concept art, and indescribably ridiculous "experimental music".

I was just going to say, it's been done before, (I have been perusing all things AKK, remember) but  thinking about it, it could have been done much more betterer.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Oh, it's totally been done before, but I want to do it, because then it's an interactive experience.

[BadBeast]

Oh, it's totally been done before, but I want to do it, because then it's an interactive experience.

That'll be interesting to see, but take care when immersing yourself in such a asshatty character, the wind might come along, and you'll have to stay like it.  (Or is that "pulling faces?)

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Oh, it's totally been done before, but I want to do it, because then it's an interactive experience.

That'll be interesting to see, but take care when immersing yourself in such a asshatty character, the wind might come along, and you'll have to stay like it.  (Or is that "pulling faces?)

It would be interesting if someone invented such a character and it became famous. Can you imagine if suddenly the thing you were lampooning became your career? If your public face was this douchetastic caricature you'd invented as a joke?

[Mangrove]

Oh, it's totally been done before, but I want to do it, because then it's an interactive experience.

That'll be interesting to see, but take care when immersing yourself in such a asshatty character, the wind might come along, and you'll have to stay like it.  (Or is that "pulling faces?)

It would be interesting if someone invented such a character and it became famous. Can you imagine if suddenly the thing you were lampooning became your career? If your public face was this douchetastic caricature you'd invented as a joke?

Kind of like Foucualt's Pendulum...only with a spag from the internet.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Oh, it's totally been done before, but I want to do it, because then it's an interactive experience.

That'll be interesting to see, but take care when immersing yourself in such a asshatty character, the wind might come along, and you'll have to stay like it.  (Or is that "pulling faces?)

It would be interesting if someone invented such a character and it became famous. Can you imagine if suddenly the thing you were lampooning became your career? If your public face was this douchetastic caricature you'd invented as a joke?

Kind of like Foucualt's Pendulum...only with a spag from the internet.

Makes me want to write a screenplay about it.

[Mangrove]

Oh, it's totally been done before, but I want to do it, because then it's an interactive experience.

That'll be interesting to see, but take care when immersing yourself in such a asshatty character, the wind might come along, and you'll have to stay like it.  (Or is that "pulling faces?)

It would be interesting if someone invented such a character and it became famous. Can you imagine if suddenly the thing you were lampooning became your career? If your public face was this douchetastic caricature you'd invented as a joke?

Kind of like Foucualt's Pendulum...only with a spag from the internet.

Makes me want to write a screenplay about it.

Write a screenplay about AKK 

[Adios]

Oh, it's totally been done before, but I want to do it, because then it's an interactive experience.

That'll be interesting to see, but take care when immersing yourself in such a asshatty character, the wind might come along, and you'll have to stay like it.  (Or is that "pulling faces?)

It would be interesting if someone invented such a character and it became famous. Can you imagine if suddenly the thing you were lampooning became your career? If your public face was this douchetastic caricature you'd invented as a joke?

Kind of like Foucualt's Pendulum...only with a spag from the internet.

Makes me want to write a screenplay about it.

Write a screenplay about AKK 

Adapt Forest Gump.

[AFK]

or Airheads. 

[Rococo Modem Basilisk]

I figure that as a group we could collectively make a character more ridiculous than AKK.

[Doktor Howl]

I figure that as a group we could collectively make a character more ridiculous than AKK.

Augean tasks, ITT!   

[Mangrove]

If anything, my shtick isn't my band, it's probably me being pretentious

Quoted for TROOF. Horrible, horrible TROOF!

I do have quite a bit of musical content and talent (6 full albums and two more coming out this year some time

uhh...ok....

I can certainly forgive you not being as up on my catalouge as I am.

Phew! I was worried you'd be mad that were weren't aware of your uhh....'catalouge'.

Let me be clear, I'm not a virtuosso,

It's clear....loud and clear....

a job satisfaction thing, not a fame thing.

Ok, so you don't want to be famous.

so "fame" is important to me

I'll assume you're talking about the hit TV show of the 80s, right? Because otherwise you're saying fame is both important and not important to you...at the same time! DANGER WILL ROBINSON! DOES NOT COMPUTE!

Most of goals in life are shallow.

Quoted for NOBLE TROOF

No more talking now.  I feel I need to shut my hole.

...so I'll keep going on for nearly 40 pages....
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[AFK]

He is a virtuoso when it comes to outlandish stage apparel.