Things about the AKK thread (which turned out to not be true)

[BadBeast]

Dear Bad Beast,

I enjoyed your AKK analysis. If you would like to mine the remaining 30+ pages for me, that'd be great! 


Mangrove.

I can but try. The "7 pages at a time" seems a very prudent approach. I feel the dark fingers of "kaos" scrabbling at my sanity like the vain pleading of a drowning man, trying to find a handhold on the varnished teak of a passing Yacht.  OK, I'm going in, . . . . . .   

[Adios]

.....

[AFK]

When you're done with AKK we'll have you go do some reporting on closertogod.net 

[Mangrove]

When you're done with AKK we'll have you go do some reporting on closertogod.net 

Then we'll get him working on the over population problem....

[Adios]

When you're done with AKK we'll have you go do some reporting on closertogod.net 

Then we'll get him working on the over population problem....

omg. bad pandas!

[BadBeast]

When you're done with AKK we'll have you go do some reporting on closertogod.net 

Then we'll get him working on the over population problem....

Ease up Fellas, there's only so much a man can bear!

[BadBeast]

He frequents the board at Mythweavers ( ) where he posts a warning for those easily offended.

I don't want arguments about personal taste shutting this thread down again as I plan on updating with original content here every so often for those that care to know. Everyone is entitled to their opinion, but the boards here do have rules and moderators that will enforce them.
/quote]

I'm a globally released professional musician and I hope you might enjoy some of my creative expressions./quote]

All seems very reasonable. until you actually listen to some of his "expressions" I couldn't manage to listen to very much of it, as I value the parameters I've set myself when it comes to music. Anyway, I  enjoyed it a lot less than I enjoy a good shit.
Having a quick look at some of the geh names of "Mythweavers" people. Much, much worse than I suspected.

Shadowstar, Gelfangel, Volthawk, Noble Savage, Irontoof, Shadowstar, Silverlock, Bloodreever, Wippet good, Powderhorn, and my particular fave, Shadowcracka.

Now I know what happens to all the names deemed too spaggy for Mysticwickz.

(BTW, It is "Penwolf"'s Birthday today, if anyone is interested)  
At the bottom of their webpage, is an Ad, asking "ARE YOU SINGLE?"
That's good demographics on their part.

On his Myspace page, a "Fan describes his "Expressions" as

"Ambassador KLOK KAOS. "Sexually explicit and surrealistic cult music for the insane and derranged..." a fan.

Nice.

And his busy social life has taken off, big style, if this comment is anything to go by.

your pretty much most amazing. lol i havent spoke that long on the phone in a while. Way fun catchin up after all that time. Boy do we have some stories hahaha.../quote]
From "Rachel Lynne"  

What a Ladies Man.  


Update.  New album underway: A kLoKwErK kAoS presents "Enjoy Your AIDS!" expected release this year.

[BadBeast]

Usually, one Lynch Mob is enough to erm, . .

I don't mind rage, I think it's cute.

I don't like lynch mobs though.  I'm trying to have less of that in my diet/b]./quote]

Good luck with that.

(I was never popular in school (very certainly notorious[and that's no bullshit], but never popular)/b]/quote]

Hmm, No shit!

in honesty I really don't think I'm the hottest shit on the block./b]  
/quote]

Well, isn't he just a  regular bundle of contradictions?

Tell me not to do something and it becomes irresistable not to poke at it, whether or not I agree with the principle.  

I have my limits as to how far this extends/b], so calling me out on this (or anything else) is quite useless, I write that to save on the innevitable follow up./quote]

Doesn't he just.
And

I don't take shit from anyone unless thy are waving a gun, badge or something similar/b] in my face./quote]

Suggestions of a MMORPG Bukkake party? Not sure.

Feeling queasy now. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

He frequents the board at Mythweavers ( ) where he posts a warning for those easily offended.

It looks like he used to, but is now banned.  Surprise!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Oooo, he's on Facebook too.

http://www.facebook.com/A.kLoKwErK.kAoS

My god, why did I Google him again. I had forgotten about his exquisitely douchey flickr page.

[BadBeast]

He frequents the board at Mythweavers ( ) where he posts a warning for those easily offended.

It looks like he used to, but is now banned.  Surprise!

Yeah, lots of fun to be had with this, fun like splashing around in a puddle. (In that it Leaves me feeling dirty, and shallow)

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

He should at least do something about the fucking pubic zone around his mouth.

[BadBeast]

Oooo, he's on Facebook too.

http://www.facebook.com/A.kLoKwErK.kAoS

My god, why did I Google him again. I had forgotten about his exquisitely douchey flickr page.

I liked the way his Facebook page asks "Not the A.kLoKwErK.kAoS you were looking for?"

As if there were two of these fuckers.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Oooo, he's on Facebook too.

http://www.facebook.com/A.kLoKwErK.kAoS

My god, why did I Google him again. I had forgotten about his exquisitely douchey flickr page.

I liked the way his Facebook page asks "Not the A.kLoKwErK.kAoS you were looking for?"

As if there were two of these fuckers.

I kind of want to steal his identity and create another one that is exactly like him.

[AFK]

When you're done with AKK we'll have you go do some reporting on closertogod.net 

Then we'll get him working on the over population problem....

omg. bad pandas!

Did we stoop too low?