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Started by Cramulus, December 15, 2008, 09:01:11 PM

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Brotep

#105
March 24, 2010, 05:04:59 AM
"And that is why I am never going to Mexico again."

Jasper

#106
March 24, 2010, 05:13:34 AM
The big bang happened, then matter sat around for a while, doing what it does.  Sol coalesced and so did Earth, on the edge of the milky way.  Shortly after that, we grew old together.

Triple Zero

#107
April 09, 2010, 10:50:32 AM
It was a Dark And Stormy Night ... LMNO lit his ass with a wiped cigar. It hurt like hell.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Pariah

#108
April 11, 2010, 04:39:00 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 24, 2010, 05:13:34 AM
The big bang happened, then matter sat around for a while, doing what it does.  Sol coalesced and so did Earth, on the edge of the milky way.  Shortly after that, we grew old together.
:fap:

That is awesome.
Play safe! Ski only in a clockwise direction! Let's all have fun together!

Jasper

#109
April 11, 2010, 05:11:35 AM
Thanks. :)  I was going for poignant yet sweet.

Hoser McRhizzy

#110
April 11, 2010, 05:48:31 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 24, 2010, 05:13:34 AM
The big bang happened, then matter sat around for a while, doing what it does.  Sol coalesced and so did Earth, on the edge of the milky way.  Shortly after that, we grew old together.

This is lovely.  :)
It feels unreal because it's trickling up.

BadBeast

#111
April 27, 2010, 01:59:20 AM
Jim Morrison's life story.

I'm drunk, I'm nobody,
I'm drunk, I'm famous,
I'm drunk, I'm dead.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

The Good Reverend Roger

#112
November 12, 2010, 10:06:18 PM
The wounded veteran finally hobbled up to his parent's house, after being away in the war for 6 years.  There was nobody there.  Turns out they'd moved, and left no forwarding address.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#113
November 13, 2010, 03:38:20 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 12, 2010, 10:06:18 PM
The wounded veteran finally hobbled up to his parent's house, after being away in the war for 6 years.  There was nobody there.  Turns out they'd moved, and left no forwarding address.

:x
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

AFK

#114
November 13, 2010, 10:27:53 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 17, 2008, 07:34:07 PM
It was an average Tuesday.  Well, except for that mean wind from the west.  It was that last gust that forced me into the median. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

BadBeast

#115
November 14, 2010, 01:09:10 PM
I'm drunk, I'm nobody.
I'm Drunk, I'm famous.
I'm drunk, I'm dead.

The lost autobiography of Jim Morrison.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Freeky

#116
November 15, 2010, 06:02:37 AM
Once upon a time, there was a kid. He got older. The end.

LMNO

#117
November 15, 2010, 06:40:38 PM
"You once promised that I could tell you anything," he said.  She just turned, and closed the door behind her.  The dripping hammer slipped from his fingers and struck the floor with a soft 'thump'.

Richter

#118
November 15, 2010, 06:57:05 PM
"Is not he droll?", asked the prince.  The jester capered, tumbled, and bowing, sliced his own throat before us.  "He is droll, sire." was my only reponse, as his blood seeped and ran through the spaces between the tiles.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

BadBeast

#119
November 15, 2010, 07:04:16 PM
Baby, we can talk all night.  
But that ain't getting us nowhere.  
I've told you everything. . . . . . . . .
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4
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