Very Short Stories (3 sentences)

[Death]

"You know, a young successful woman like you deserves a raise," my boss said winking.  "I only hope you'll find some way to return the favor."   I shyly smile and look away, sometimes wondering if the money is worth it.

[tyrannosaurus vex]

An empty stretch of highway unrolled before me, straight and leading to somewhere -- anywhere -- far, far away. The plains and hills unfolded into the distance, rising and falling like the waves of an endless ocean. There I was -- finally on the road to somewhere else -- when the "LOW FUEL" light blinked on and I remembered I had an appointment at three.

[Epimetheus]

An empty stretch of highway unrolled before me, straight and leading to somewhere -- anywhere -- far, far away. The plains and hills unfolded into the distance, rising and falling like the waves of an endless ocean. There I was -- finally on the road to somewhere else -- when the "LOW FUEL" light blinked on and I remembered I had an appointment at three.

Dude. I like. It really gives that punch-in-the-gut of frustrated dreams.

[BadBeast]

Like a jigsaw puzzle, the bag of bones I'd tipped out onto the cold, dusty ground slowly began to take shape.
All laid out like that, I could almost see her pale flawless skin, as it was on that fateful day, years before.
But something was missing. I racked my brain, fried as it was from the all the drugs. But still it eluded me. 
If only I could remember where I buried her fucking head!     

[Reeducation]

I was fucked up and there was no light. I found the door. What a night.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

I was alone that night, I thought. Freedom is a crock of shit and don't let anyone tell you differently. Or maybe I need to stop equating freedom with solitude because, apparently, we are never alone when there are things that howl and wail into the darkness stalking us.

[Jasper]

We didn't ask to exist, and we don't exist for any particular reason.  When we are gone, the world will forget. 

I think I prefer it that way.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I ate vindaloo.  When my ass is gone, the toilet will remember.

I think I prefer it that way.

[Jasper]

I went to the psychiatric care unit in Tucson, and asked to see "Mario".  He's wearing an M hat, and suspenders, and cradling a little flower, his eyes glassy.  I ask what he saw in Roger's toilet, and he begins to cry.

[Luna]

I fell in love with him.  I thought he loved me, so I married him.

I was wrong.

[Laughin Jude]

My penis! Oh god, my penis! That's not what the cheese grater is for.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

I keep feeling the urge to say "Quid Pro Quo, Clarice," every time my managers say something stupid. They wouldn't understand why I was saying it but I would and I would be entertained. That would be enough, I think.

[Placid Dingo]

I brushed my hair and teeth and put on a new tshirt. I put all my things in a box in the backyard and set it on fire and stepped into the night. I was humming.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

The sun is already blazing, burning my skin through whatever barrier I attempt to erect. Windows, walls, clothing; none of it protects me from the scorching, searing sun.

Fuck this shit, I'm building an underground fortress.

[Freeky]

Deep sentence one.  Deep sentence two.

I am an artiste.