One Sentence Rants

[P3nT4gR4m]

If the people on the street talk anywhere near my own level of banality and soul crushing idiocy, there's no way I want to get involved in any way with their conversation. That's just ill manners anyway, and does nothing to actually mindfuck them.

I'm just fascinated with the whole "personal space" thing. It can really freak some people out.

I have decided to add sneezing into this routine.

Walk up behind them, throw a piece of baconmachette at their neck and sneeze loudly.

Report results here.

OHshit...PETA will be in town soon, IIRC... 

Same plan should work with some slight tweaking

[tyrannosaurus vex]

PRO-TIP: YOU CAN'T JUST DEMAND THAT YOU NEED SOMETHING, NOT SPECIFY WHAT THE FUCK IT IS, AND THEN GET PISSED OFF AND/OR FEEL "NEGLECTED" WHEN I DON'T GIVE IT TO YOU.

[Richter]

Wait...do vegans swallow?

[Cainad (dec.)]

Wait...do vegans swallow?

This is not the first time I have considered that question. I'm not sure how to feel about that fact.

[Richter]

Wait...do vegans swallow?

This is not the first time I have considered that question. I'm not sure how to feel about that fact.

I'm sure it's come up before, but the Kundalini bookbinding brought it to mind.  Could vegans use / eat products / materials donated from willing animal sources (aka. people) ?  It leads back into my nightmares of militant vegans going to the extreme of killing people for materials and fertilizer for their plants.

[Triple Zero]

Wait...do vegans swallow?

Never met one (I know of), that didnt.

[Richter]

  Thanks, you just saved me some trouble.

[LMNO]

:ahem:

You know, I don't ask too much from the weather because, hey, it's New England, but WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH MID-70'S TEMPERATURES ACCOMPANIED BY FUCKING RAIN SHOWERS THAT GUARANTEE I WILL BE SWEATING IN THE MOTHERFUCKING RAIN AS I WALK TO WORK?

[The Wizard]

How the fuck did we become the dominant species?

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

WHY THE FUCK DID MY A/C BREAK JUST BECAUSE THE PEOPLE UPSTAIRS IS BROKE?  IN DAMN NEAR 100 DEGREE TEMPS?







FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKSHITDAMNHELLMOTHERFUCKINGBULLSHITPISSESMETHEFUCKRIGHTONOFF!!!!!

[Arafelis]

Unless you cover all the exposed surfaces with a tarp, you're not allowed to do that EVER AGAIN.

[Template]

It's easier than you think--all you have to do is think about what you're doing.

Wait, fuck.

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PRO-TIP: YOU CAN'T JUST DEMAND THAT YOU NEED SOMETHING, NOT SPECIFY WHAT THE FUCK IT IS, AND THEN GET PISSED OFF AND/OR FEEL "NEGLECTED" WHEN I DON'T GIVE IT TO YOU.

[tyrannosaurus vex]

PRO-TIP: YOU CAN'T JUST DEMAND THAT YOU NEED SOMETHING, NOT SPECIFY WHAT THE FUCK IT IS, AND THEN GET PISSED OFF AND/OR FEEL "NEGLECTED" WHEN I DON'T GIVE IT TO YOU.

yeah that smiley is how my 3 year old can make me feel.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

Dear Dad,
   Stop reading all these propaganda articles that your brother sends you about the Obama administration and complaining about him to me on the phone because I voted for him.
Use your fucking computer to google the shit that these articles say and find out for yourself that they're all BULLSHIT and save me thr trouble of doing it while I'm on the phone with you.

GUH!