One Sentence Rants

[Epimetheus]

Don't push through, just walk around them. It's kind of of passive-aggressive rude, and people will be insulted without having anyone to blame but their own walking speed.

You forget corridors and other enclosed walking spaces where you can't do that. You're also forgetting that pushing through them is more efficient and more fun.

[Rococo Modem Basilisk]

I dunno. I like to walk around them especially in tight spaces. The closeness makes it extra rude, especially if I turn my body around and get through edgewise. People usually don't stand particularly close, and so if I rotate my body a bit I can edge through between people, which gives them a pretty big shock.

[Payne]

Walk right behind the bastard(s), within half a meter, and time your footsteps with theirs to make as little noise as possible.

Continue until they freak the fuck out.

[Rococo Modem Basilisk]

Listen into their conversation and casually continue it like you were supposed to be a part of it, and when they realize that they have no clue who you are, run away.


This has become something that fits better in an OM thread. I think I accidentally the thread and jacked it.

[Payne]

If the people on the street talk anywhere near my own level of banality and soul crushing idiocy, there's no way I want to get involved in any way with their conversation. That's just ill manners anyway, and does nothing to actually mindfuck them.

I'm just fascinated with the whole "personal space" thing. It can really freak some people out.

[AFK]

Hey you guys aren't making one sentence rants!!!!

[Payne]

Yes we are except we're doing multiple rants per post.

Suck on it.

[AFK]

Heretics!!!

[Richter]

People who can't deal with my higher cruising speed can express their disgust in my wake, while trying to speak to my apatheic back.

[Cainad (dec.)]

If the people on the street talk anywhere near my own level of banality and soul crushing idiocy, there's no way I want to get involved in any way with their conversation. That's just ill manners anyway, and does nothing to actually mindfuck them.

I'm just fascinated with the whole "personal space" thing. It can really freak some people out.

Indeed. I'm one of those people who has very little "presence," so I can hover in people's blind spots almost indefinitely. Reactions tend to be lulzy.

[Richter]

If the people on the street talk anywhere near my own level of banality and soul crushing idiocy, there's no way I want to get involved in any way with their conversation. That's just ill manners anyway, and does nothing to actually mindfuck them.

I'm just fascinated with the whole "personal space" thing. It can really freak some people out.

Indeed. I'm one of those people who has very little "presence," so I can hover in people's blind spots almost indefinitely. Reactions tend to be lulzy.

Same here,  anything our height / mass has NO business running a stealth system thou 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

If you and your seven friends insist on meandering down the sidewalk....MOVE OVER FOR THOSE OF US WHO HAVE SOMEWHERE TO BE OR I'LL RIP OUR ALL BUT ONE OF YOUR ACHILLES TENDONS....YOU...THE ONE I DIDN'T JUST PERMANENTLY CRIPPLE...GO TELL THE REST OF THE MEANDERING FUCKHEADS UP AHEAD TO HURRY UP OR MOVE THE FUCK OVER!!!

This one shows promise!

[Payne]

If the people on the street talk anywhere near my own level of banality and soul crushing idiocy, there's no way I want to get involved in any way with their conversation. That's just ill manners anyway, and does nothing to actually mindfuck them.

I'm just fascinated with the whole "personal space" thing. It can really freak some people out.

I have decided to add sneezing into this routine.

[P3nT4gR4m]

If the people on the street talk anywhere near my own level of banality and soul crushing idiocy, there's no way I want to get involved in any way with their conversation. That's just ill manners anyway, and does nothing to actually mindfuck them.

I'm just fascinated with the whole "personal space" thing. It can really freak some people out.

I have decided to add sneezing into this routine.

Walk up behind them, throw a piece of bacon at their neck and sneeze loudly.

Report results here.

[Richter]

If the people on the street talk anywhere near my own level of banality and soul crushing idiocy, there's no way I want to get involved in any way with their conversation. That's just ill manners anyway, and does nothing to actually mindfuck them.

I'm just fascinated with the whole "personal space" thing. It can really freak some people out.

I have decided to add sneezing into this routine.

Walk up behind them, throw a piece of bacon at their neck and sneeze loudly.

Report results here.

OHshit...PETA will be in town soon, IIRC...