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Started by Cramulus, December 17, 2008, 08:24:05 PM

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Zenpeanut

#60
January 14, 2009, 07:34:17 AM
Okay, I'm happy that you have a genuine enthusiasm for biology, but both me and the rest of class would take your lectures a hell of a lot more seriously if you didn't inject every contradictory conspiracy you read in the paper into them.

AFK

#61
January 14, 2009, 07:40:16 PM
Cold fronts suck! 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Reverend Smeg the Kilted

#62
January 14, 2009, 07:53:34 PM
THERE'S NO DOG FUCKING IN GOLF!

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P3nT4gR4m

#63
January 14, 2009, 08:05:17 PM
Quote from: Reverend Smeg the Kilted on January 14, 2009, 07:53:34 PM
THERE'S NO DOG FUCKING IN GOLF!

So what's the fucking point of it then?

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
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walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Richter

#64
January 14, 2009, 08:26:31 PM Last Edit: January 14, 2009, 08:46:59 PM by Richter
Quote from: Reverend Smeg the Kilted on January 14, 2009, 07:53:34 PM
THERE'S NO DOG FUCKING IN GOLF!


Golf is all fun and games until someone looses a ball.

Edit:  removed dual sentence fail.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Reverend Smeg the Kilted

#65
January 14, 2009, 08:50:25 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 14, 2009, 08:05:17 PM
Quote from: Reverend Smeg the Kilted on January 14, 2009, 07:53:34 PM
THERE'S NO DOG FUCKING IN GOLF!

So what's the fucking point of it then?
...um...what, you mean besides meaninglessly wasting land that might actuall be put to good use on an elitist game?


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Richter

#66
January 14, 2009, 09:01:21 PM
Quote from: Reverend Smeg the Kilted on January 14, 2009, 08:50:25 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 14, 2009, 08:05:17 PM
Quote from: Reverend Smeg the Kilted on January 14, 2009, 07:53:34 PM
THERE'S NO DOG FUCKING IN GOLF!

So what's the fucking point of it then?
...um...what, you mean besides meaninglessly wasting land that might actuall be put to good use on an elitist game?


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The noise in my head is: Royal Guardsmen - Snoopy VS The Red Baron

http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2008/8/18/
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Reverend Smeg the Kilted

#67
January 14, 2009, 10:05:11 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#68
January 15, 2009, 12:48:04 AM
Quote from: The Borderline Simpleton on January 10, 2009, 12:20:46 PM
FUCKING ILL AND I CAN'T CONCENTRATE ON ANYTHING AND I'M BORED BUT I STILL CAN'T CONCENTRATE AND EVERYTHING'S GOING WRONG AND I'M ANNOYED!!


:argh!:

I need a coupla days off...

Be careful what you wish for.
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- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Epimetheus

#70
April 27, 2009, 01:55:36 AM
There is no such fucking thing as natural rights!
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Error

#71
April 27, 2009, 04:12:28 AM
If you and your seven friends insist on meandering down the sidewalk....MOVE OVER FOR THOSE OF US WHO HAVE SOMEWHERE TO BE OR I'LL RIP OUR ALL BUT ONE OF YOUR ACHILLES TENDONS....YOU...THE ONE I DIDN'T JUST PERMANENTLY CRIPPLE...GO TELL THE REST OF THE MEANDERING FUCKHEADS UP AHEAD TO HURRY UP OR MOVE THE FUCK OVER!!!
I am a compulsive liar.   That's a lie.  That's a lie.  That's a lie.  That's a lie.  That's a lie.  That's a lie.  That's a lie.  That's a lie.  That's a lie.  That's a lie.  That's a lie.  That's the truth.  That's a lie.  That's a lie.  That's a lie.  That's a lie.  That's a lie.  That's a lie.  That's a lie.

Epimetheus

#72
April 27, 2009, 04:13:42 AM
Quote from: simonmoon333 on April 27, 2009, 04:12:28 AM
If you and your seven friends insist on meandering down the sidewalk....MOVE OVER FOR THOSE OF US WHO HAVE SOMEWHERE TO BE OR I'LL RIP OUR ALL BUT ONE OF YOUR ACHILLES TENDONS....YOU...THE ONE I DIDN'T JUST PERMANENTLY CRIPPLE...GO TELL THE REST OF THE MEANDERING FUCKHEADS UP AHEAD TO HURRY UP OR MOVE THE FUCK OVER!!!

You don't just push your way through? It's not that hard.
POST-SINGULARITY POCKET ORGASM TOAD OF RIGHTEOUSNESS

Error

#73
April 27, 2009, 04:15:56 AM
Still working on breaking the spells that are called "manners"....will break that one when it comes up again
I am a compulsive liar.   That's a lie.  That's a lie.  That's a lie.  That's a lie.  That's a lie.  That's a lie.  That's a lie.  That's a lie.  That's a lie.  That's a lie.  That's a lie.  That's the truth.  That's a lie.  That's a lie.  That's a lie.  That's a lie.  That's a lie.  That's a lie.  That's a lie.

Rococo Modem Basilisk

#74
April 27, 2009, 02:35:00 PM
Don't push through, just walk around them. It's kind of of passive-aggressive rude, and people will be insulted without having anyone to blame but their own walking speed.


I am not "full of hate" as if I were some passive container. I am a generator of hate, and my rage is a renewable resource, like sunshine.
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