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Started by Cramulus, December 17, 2008, 08:24:05 PM

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Passionario

#285
July 31, 2014, 03:36:07 PM
The Machine is a girl and her name is Eris.
I don't know man, I didn't do it.

Cain

#286
July 31, 2014, 06:30:51 PM
Quote from: Passionario on July 31, 2014, 03:36:07 PM
The Machine is a girl and her name is Eris.

Quite possibly.  Or maybe Moloch.

minuspace

#287
July 31, 2014, 08:20:47 PM
The problem with multiple identities is not noticing when you lost one.

Salty

#288
July 31, 2014, 10:02:17 PM
Quote from: Cain on July 31, 2014, 06:30:51 PM
Quote from: Passionario on July 31, 2014, 03:36:07 PM
The Machine is a girl and her name is Eris.

Quite possibly.  Or maybe Moloch.

I am at V. this is great.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

minuspace

#289
August 01, 2014, 12:09:40 PM
"opportunity was intended to drive one kilometer"

Water Bear Warrior

#290
August 18, 2014, 03:27:22 AM
I love Christmas time. It's the one time of the year that school children sing about drinking (Here We Go A Wassailing) and people kiss under parasites, as the mistletoe is a parasitic plant.

minuspace

#291
August 18, 2014, 04:50:00 AM
Quote from: Water Bear Warrior on August 18, 2014, 03:27:22 AM
I love Christmas time. It's the one time of the year that school children sing about drinking (Here We Go A Wassailing) and people kiss under parasites, as the mistletoe is a parasitic plant.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Humans are the ritual parasite of tradition.
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