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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by Cramulus, December 17, 2008, 08:24:05 PM

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Passionario

The Machine is a girl and her name is Eris.
I don't know man, I didn't do it.

Cain

Quote from: Passionario on July 31, 2014, 03:36:07 PM
The Machine is a girl and her name is Eris.

Quite possibly.  Or maybe Moloch.

minuspace

The problem with multiple identities is not noticing when you lost one.

Salty

Quote from: Cain on July 31, 2014, 06:30:51 PM
Quote from: Passionario on July 31, 2014, 03:36:07 PM
The Machine is a girl and her name is Eris.

Quite possibly.  Or maybe Moloch.

I am at V. this is great.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

minuspace

"opportunity was intended to drive one kilometer"

Water Bear Warrior

I love Christmas time. It's the one time of the year that school children sing about drinking (Here We Go A Wassailing) and people kiss under parasites, as the mistletoe is a parasitic plant.

minuspace

Quote from: Water Bear Warrior on August 18, 2014, 03:27:22 AM
I love Christmas time. It's the one time of the year that school children sing about drinking (Here We Go A Wassailing) and people kiss under parasites, as the mistletoe is a parasitic plant.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Humans are the ritual parasite of tradition.