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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by Cramulus, December 17, 2008, 08:24:05 PM

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pope zero

#30
December 24, 2008, 04:14:40 AM
why won't my neighbors dogs just shut up for one friken minute so i can sleep!
Its usually the Quiet ones..

Iason Ouabache

#31
December 24, 2008, 10:14:07 AM
Listen, I know that our job is really fucking boring and you like to talk... A LOT... but no one fucking cares about some shitty high school football from the 80's.  NO ONE!
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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Richter

#32
December 24, 2008, 01:03:02 PM
SHIT FUCK DAMN.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Cainad (dec.)

#33
December 24, 2008, 05:29:51 PM
Quote from: Richter on December 24, 2008, 01:03:02 PM
SHIT FUCK DAMN.

EPIC RANT ITT

(that was the best thread in the history of PD.com)

Richter

#34
December 24, 2008, 05:38:48 PM
Quote from: Cainad on December 24, 2008, 05:29:51 PM
Quote from: Richter on December 24, 2008, 01:03:02 PM
SHIT FUCK DAMN.

EPIC RANT ITT

(that was the best thread in the history of PD.com)

SRSLY.  I'll always remember when Payne shot the Flying Pony. 
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Kai

#35
December 24, 2008, 05:55:20 PM
Everything is fucked.
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

LMNO

#36
December 24, 2008, 06:02:51 PM
Quote from: Kai on December 24, 2008, 05:55:20 PM
Everything is fucked.


This could actually be quite a positive rant, actually.


LMNO
-redundant department of redundancy.

Kai

#37
December 24, 2008, 06:04:42 PM
Quote from: LMNO on December 24, 2008, 06:02:51 PM
Quote from: Kai on December 24, 2008, 05:55:20 PM
Everything is fucked.


This could actually be quite a positive rant, actually.


LMNO
-redundant department of redundancy.

probably


Kai,

Will expand upon it later.
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

tyrannosaurus vex

#38
December 24, 2008, 07:00:04 PM
QuoteIN ALL MY YEARS OF JUDGING I HAVE NEVER SEEN BEFORE SOMEONE MORE DESERVING OF THE FULL PENALTY OF LAW -- THE WAY YOU'VE MADE THEM SUFFER (YOUR EXQUISITE WIFE AND MOTHER) FILLS ME WITH AN URGE TO DEFECATE!
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Shadowdaemon

#39
December 26, 2008, 05:06:54 AM
I'M SICK OF HEARING YOU WHINE ABOUT YOUR SITUATION WHEN IT'S MOSTLY YOUR OWN DAMN FAULT!
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 06, 2008, 11:37:00 PM
Prisons are for those who cannot exist without preying on others.

Murderers, rapists, thieves, and Halliburton execs. 

Potheads?  Meh.  All they do is sit on the couch, eating Cheetohs.

Quote from: Cain on August 28, 2008, 11:05:57 AM
The Bible sucks hairy goat balls.  Awful writing, boring plot, nothing of interest whatsoever.  "Elia who begat Noah who begat Adam who begat Joesph who begat NO-ONE GIVES A FUCKING SHIT, THATS WHO."

Iason Ouabache

#40
December 26, 2008, 07:18:45 AM
DON'T JUST STAND THERE COMPLAINING , FUCKING DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT!!!!   :argh!:
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#41
December 27, 2008, 02:03:37 AM
Read a motherfucking book, nigger.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Richter

#42
December 27, 2008, 02:08:25 AM
The Care Bears no longer give a fuck.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Cramulus

#43
December 27, 2008, 03:01:07 AM
Dude, none of this is news, everybody already knew your girlfriend was goddamn psychotic

Richter

#44
December 27, 2008, 01:17:06 PM
You can't do THAT with CHEESE!
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat
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