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Kai

#150
October 06, 2009, 12:37:44 PM
We were smart in those days, as pointed as a tack, ready to take on any task and then our intelligence was lost in the mushy banana skin of apathy and mental decay, lost as we bowed more and more often to the screen, taking sustenance from the words and we had no energy anymore.
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

Kai

#151
October 06, 2009, 12:51:39 PM
There was something about his face, his movement, his ease of communication and motion throughout this social gathering and his big smile and more, his lack of anxiety and pure joy at the moment that tempted me to trip him as he walked by, or punch him in the crotch.
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

The Good Reverend Roger

#152
October 06, 2009, 05:32:43 PM
Coyotes broke my jeep.   :argh!:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#153
October 06, 2009, 06:10:12 PM
If you're not ready, don't tell me to be ready and then make me wait 45 minutes! I'm hungry!

Cainad (dec.)

#154
October 06, 2009, 09:33:01 PM
God fucking damn it, what the hell kind of treacherous sorcery are you using such that YOU eat a double bacon pizza-burger, and I'M the one who gets massive gas the next morning?! :crankey:

Dysfunctional Cunt

#155
October 06, 2009, 10:08:39 PM
COLD SUCKS!!!  RAINY COLD SUCKS MORE!!!!!  :argh!:

The Good Reverend Roger

#156
October 06, 2009, 11:18:51 PM
Quote from: Khara on October 06, 2009, 10:08:39 PM
COLD SUCKS!!!  RAINY COLD SUCKS MORE!!!!!  :argh!:

:)

TGRR,
Lives in the desert.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Kai

#157
October 07, 2009, 04:57:19 PM
Fuck this assistantship, fuck caddisflies, fuck Cheumatofuckingpsyche, fuck my thesis, fuck my advisor, fuck this department, this entomology program, this school, fuck this town, fuck football, fuck the south and fuck all the goddamn people who live there.
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

The Good Reverend Roger

#158
October 07, 2009, 04:59:36 PM
Quote from: Kai on October 07, 2009, 04:57:19 PM
Fuck this assistantship, fuck caddisflies, fuck Cheumatofuckingpsyche, fuck my thesis, fuck my advisor, fuck this department, this entomology program, this school, fuck this town, fuck football, fuck the south and fuck all the goddamn people who live there.

Take a break, Kai.  Go shooting.  That always makes me feel better.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Eater of Clowns

#159
October 08, 2009, 11:16:09 PM
Quote from: Kai on October 07, 2009, 04:57:19 PM
Fuck this assistantship, fuck caddisflies, fuck Cheumatofuckingpsyche, fuck my thesis, fuck my advisor, fuck this department, this entomology program, this school, fuck this town, fuck football, fuck the south and fuck all the goddamn people who live there.

KAI!  NOOOOOOO!
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

Quote
the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Kai

#160
October 09, 2009, 03:48:40 AM
Sometimes when things fuck you up you have to fuck them back. Cause life doesn't often give a reach around unless you tie it down and hold a gun to its head. Life is kinky like that.
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

Eater of Clowns

#161
October 09, 2009, 03:52:30 AM
Quote from: Kai on October 09, 2009, 03:48:40 AM
Sometimes when things fuck you up you have to fuck them back. Cause life doesn't often give a reach around unless you tie it down and hold a gun to its head. Life is kinky like that.

Picturing this is mind boggling.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

Quote
the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

The Good Reverend Roger

#162
October 09, 2009, 03:53:14 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on October 09, 2009, 03:52:30 AM
Quote from: Kai on October 09, 2009, 03:48:40 AM
Sometimes when things fuck you up you have to fuck them back. Cause life doesn't often give a reach around unless you tie it down and hold a gun to its head. Life is kinky like that.

Picturing this is mind boggling.

Then you've been going to the wrong parties.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Precious Moments Zalgo

#163
October 09, 2009, 04:08:20 AM
Quote from: Kai on October 07, 2009, 04:57:19 PM
Fuck this assistantship, fuck caddisflies, fuck Cheumatofuckingpsyche, fuck my thesis, fuck my advisor, fuck this department, this entomology program, this school, fuck this town, fuck football, fuck the south and fuck all the goddamn people who live there.
Oh yeah???

I will answer ANY prayer for $39.95.*

*Unfortunately, I cannot give refunds in the event that the answer is no.

Kai

#164
October 10, 2009, 07:15:41 PM
Quote from: Pastor-Mullah Zappathruster on October 09, 2009, 04:08:20 AM
Quote from: Kai on October 07, 2009, 04:57:19 PM
Fuck this assistantship, fuck caddisflies, fuck Cheumatofuckingpsyche, fuck my thesis, fuck my advisor, fuck this department, this entomology program, this school, fuck this town, fuck football, fuck the south and fuck all the goddamn people who live there.
Oh yeah???



*is in SC-upstate*

Passed through a town last weekend and they were all flying confederate flags. Fuck the south.
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish
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