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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by indifferent betty, January 07, 2009, 11:57:36 AM

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Cramulus

#30
January 07, 2009, 11:34:35 PM

Richter

#31
January 07, 2009, 11:42:20 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on January 07, 2009, 02:58:55 PM
NEWSPAG:

RAGE IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS A VERB
IGNORANCE IS EVERYWHERE
HORROR IS MIRTH


ANUS IS HARM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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P3nT4gR4m

#32
January 07, 2009, 11:48:56 PM
BIG GOATSE IS WATCHING YOU

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#33
January 08, 2009, 01:28:49 AM
Dude, this opic got me hinking abou Jim Spagtg, local Portland legend, and I looked him up onlty to find ou ha he DIED!  :x Five years ago.

http://jimspagg.com/
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cramulus

#34
January 08, 2009, 05:09:32 AM
WHERE HAVE ALL THE SPAGBOYS GONE?
        /

the last yatto

#35
January 08, 2009, 09:37:28 AM
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Cain

#36
January 08, 2009, 10:58:10 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on January 07, 2009, 09:49:55 PM
according to urbandictionary TEN TON MANTIS

Quote from: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=lailLAIL (adj) - lail is used to describe something that is unintentionally funny and/or embarassing. This word is rumored to have either been started by Chris "Raab Himself" Raab from the indie movie Haggard or by the discordians after perverting the phrase "lol".


In my  head, I hear LAIL as a sort of sarcastic LOL. Like "LAWL" but more nasal and annoying.

Fixed

Triple Zero

#37
January 08, 2009, 10:00:37 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 07, 2009, 11:48:56 PM
BIG GOATSE IS WATCHING YOU

:eyegoatse:

such a shame we can't have NSFW smileys over here like on POEE .. :(
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Cramulus

#38
January 08, 2009, 10:34:07 PM


fomenter

#39
January 08, 2009, 10:43:40 PM
 :mittens:
"So she says to me, do you wanna be a BAD boy? And I say YEAH baby YEAH! Surf's up space ponies! I'm makin' gravy... Without the lumps. HAAA-ha-ha-ha!"


hmroogp

Triple Zero

#40
January 09, 2009, 11:28:26 AM
This is from the PD Ed.1 right? We should somehow cash in on the fact that our irreligion predicted goatseman before the Internet.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Payne

#41
January 09, 2009, 12:13:17 PM
Not only did the PD predict it, you Discordians made it happen.

Goatse man is obviously a Discordian: you can tell by the wedding ring.

P3nT4gR4m

#42
January 09, 2009, 12:14:48 PM
Quote from: Payne on January 09, 2009, 12:13:17 PM
Not only did the PD predict it, you Discordians made it happen.

Goatse man is obviously a Discordian: you can tell by the wedding ring.

...and the massive bunghole

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Payne

#43
January 09, 2009, 12:16:14 PM
I felt that spoke for itself.

P3nT4gR4m

#44
January 09, 2009, 12:28:59 PM
Quote from: Payne on January 09, 2009, 12:16:14 PM
I felt that spoke for itself.

:cn:
I can handle the epic bung dimensions but if you can prove it talks I'm joining a convent.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark
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